Halloween's coming

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I love the whore pics on Facebook.


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I am very disappointed in both the quantity, quality, availability, and pictures of the typical Halloween whores this year :(

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PapaSmurf2k3 wrote:I am very disappointed in both the quantity, quality, availability, and pictures of the typical Halloween whores this year :(
I'm not.

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:rotfl :facepalm:

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Um. What?
Jesda did you photoshop that!!?

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The amazing thing is, no, I didn't photoshop that.

I think our little Stevie got his whistle wet in a seedy alley!

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Jesda wrote:The amazing thing is, no, I didn't photoshop that.

I think our little Stevie got his whistle wet in a seedy alley!
The only way our little Stevie could get his "whistle" wet is by flashing a group of gradeschool girls during a heavy rain storm.

Conscious adult women are too creeped out by him.

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Let's see what nala was thinking:

"Hmm...how can I get the word out to girls that I'm 'experienced'? I know! I'll tell people I got herpes this weekend!"

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I'll second Chad's theory. I'm no doctor, but it was Monday. What's the earliest last weekend that Nala could have popped his cherry and be symptomatic yesterday?

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Encryptshun wrote:Let's see what nala was thinking:

"Hmm...how can I get the word out to girls that I'm 'experienced'? I know! I'll tell people I got herpes this weekend!"
LOL. Being so fluent in Nala-ese. I'm sure he meant he's frustrated because he had his devirgination hopes set strongly on a girl who likely got creeped out by him and blew him off by telling him she had herpes. Pretty smart girl. We all know Nala works himself up into a frenzy every time he focuses on (or rubs himself against) a specific girl and every single time he fails, it's never his fault. :chuckle:

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Maybe he rubbed up on a girl in the pet food section at Target, concluded it was sex, and then attributed his acne to coitus.

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Maybe a girl urinated on his QX4? Wouldn't that be "her pee"?

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:spitout:

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IBCoupe wrote:
Pento240sx wrote:I'm going to dress as a Mexican Cowboy Ninja.
Make it gay, and you're Tito.
:rotfl I don't want to be a Tito.


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