HAHA Perfect material for a COPS show

[stlwaco]

The redneck neighbors a couple doors down starting fighting about 45 min ago. She came running out of the house wearing only a shirt (don't ask for pics, she isn't remotely attractive). They proceed to scream at each other in their front yard. The guy's sister came out of the house and joined in, yelling at both of them. The wife starts screaming "You hit me, you hit me. You're going to jail." The cops finally show up and break it up. This lady sounded like she was wasted off her ***. She keeps saying "I called. I called. I called. I called. I called." . They both try to talk to the cop at the same time and piss him off. He tells them to shutup. She then says "All I want are the keys to my car and my things so I can leave." The cop looks at her and says "Ma'am I'll let you get your stuff, but you are not getting the keys to your car. I'll drive you to somewhere within a few miles with your stuff. I'm tired of coming out here. This is the second time today." So an officer walks with her inside. Five minutes later they walk out with a bunch of trash bags full of whatever and throw them in the back of the cruiser. The sister starts mouthing off the one of the officers and eventually gets cuffed and put in the back of another cruiser. The cruiser take off, leaving the guy there by himself. About ten minutes after they leave, I hear the guy outside again. He is talking loudly to him self. He walks past my house and right up to his wife's car, takes out a knife and slashes the passenger side tires.

The whole time, me and my room mate were sitting back drinking Busch and laughing our asses off. This was 10x better than anything on cable.

[Otto.]

Wow! Thats awesome!

[jdshift]

Nice front row seats you had there

[xweav32]

sounds like a better night than mine, damn job.

[stlwaco]

I don't know how this can get any better. I am laughing my *** off.

Somebody just brought her back to get her car. She starts it up, pulls out of her parking space, floors it, and slams into his truck a few spaces up.

I am crying cause I am laughing so hard.

Time to get the

[xweav32]

wow the cops gonna come again?

[Otto.]

it just keeps getting beter and better! I LOVE THIS!

[stlwaco]

**** cable. Get redneck neighbors.

Somehow her car was still running. She took off doing at least 60 down a residential street with no headlights.

[stlwaco]

Cops are back. Let the excitment begin again.

[Otto.]

This whole story got me so excited that it got me...aroused.

[themadscientist]

Very nice. Rednecks are always good for a laugh. I was working on my car once and my redneck neighbors were getting ready to go hunting. On hangs out the house window and shots his brother-in-law in the *** with a BB gun. That guy reached into the truck, came out with a .22 rifle and shot back hitting the windowsill. I decided I was done working on the car that day.

[stlwaco]

The cops came back out. Not sure of everything that was said, but I did hear "It she comes back, you call us back out." lol

[themadscientist]

If those crazy kids can't make it what chance do the rest of us have?

[redtop91]

Pics of naked redneck lady.

[themadscientist]

[redtop91]

[NismoDriver240]

(don't ask for pics, she isn't remotely attractive)

so you do have pics, shes just not attractive enough to post eh?

Somehow her car was still running. She took off doing at least 60 down a residential street with no headlights.

with the flat tires too??

[Red coupe]

The whole time, me and my room mate were sitting back drinking Busch and laughing our asses off. This was 10x better than anything on cable.

[ADDirishboy]

rofl. haha, i laughed really hard at this thread and woke up my gf.now she's mad at me.but it's still funny

[srpowered240sx]

she took off doing sixty with two flat tires?!!?!!? what the hell. crazy *** hillbillies. we want updates.

[stlwaco]

Yes. She took off with two flat tires. I don't know how she did it but she did. I finally went to bed. I'm gonna talk to one of the other neighbors tonight and see if anything els went down.

[spddemon]

Thats sound alot like my old neighbors. My friend was dateing his daughter and got the backend of his 240 peppered when he brough her home late one night.

[stlwaco]

My room mate says she was stirring **** up again today when he got home. She was in her house picking up more of her stuff. Her husband said he was calling the cops. She darts out of the house and jumps in her car. Starts it up and starts driving down the street. Car dies. My room mate was outside at the time playing with his daughter. He says he smelt coolant. Cops show up and finally arrest her. They used the cruiser to push the car back into a parking space. It has new tires on the passenger side.