"Grrrrlz of NICO" calendar

[Silvia_Lova]

always need an ice pack after one of those

[Mr1der]

nah, I've taken so many it takes about ten seconds for the pain to really kick in, not sure how well my boys function though.

who wants to help me find out!

[jdmfreak]

LOL!

[krazy skwerel]

He has taken 3 transformers (RID) trains in a walmart sack to the balls. Not to metion the countless times he has racked himself. Pure comedy that never gets old.

[Mr1der]

oh god, I forgot all about that, not as bad as the bundle of big metal spoons in isle 5 at Fred's that one day I let Jamie hit me.

atleast I felt her boobies....hahaha dumb biatch...

[jdmfreak]

LOL! Dumb***

[Mr1der]

because I am reckless with my genitals, I am a dumba$$?

haha, reckon I just answered myself.....I hear the chicks dig it...

[jdmfreak]

Hahaha! I guess I should do the same if I wanna get sum girls. Right?

[HongKongChick]

.....I hear the chicks dig it...

????

WHAHAH!!! sure they do

[nlzmo400r]

well in that case ill just go to the local mall, smack myself in teh go nads a couple undred times with a computer monitor and ill get every girl in there

[jdmfreak]

That'll deffinetely work.

[Mr1der]

I haven't thought about that one...you're definitely on to something there!

[jdmfreak]

Im gonna try it this weekend.

[Mr1der]

good luck and happy hunting!

[HongKongChick]

well in that case ill just go to the local mall, smack myself in teh go nads a couple undred times with a computer monitor and ill get every girl in there

ok, go to ER instead!!

[Mr1der]

well duh, that's where you meet the hot nurses!

[HongKongChick]

well duh, that's where you meet the hot nurses!

oh....hot nurses? heheh..i dont think there are any!! that's just in guys' fantasies!! hehe...all the nurses are pretty old (at least older) and not hot...

[Mr1der]

how many times have you been to the ER?

most of the time younger women work there, the older gals don't much care for the hectic enviroment, well, that's what I've learned from being in nursing classes in high school.

man I miss those, so many cute girls...

would it be disturbing if I said I loved to practice the Heimlich and CPR in those classes?

[jdmfreak]

It depends. Did you practice on dummies or on girls?

[Onizuka]

the thread that never dies...

[HongKongChick]

how many times have you been to the ER?

most of the time younger women work there, the older gals don't much care for the hectic enviroment, well, that's what I've learned from being in nursing classes in high school.

man I miss those, so many cute girls...

would it be disturbing if I said I loved to practice the Heimlich and CPR in those classes?

true..i guess so..coz my roommate was an ER nurse before, when she was like 20-24 i think....so i guess they do have some cute nurses...

[Mr1der]

It depends. Did you practice on dummies or on girls?

A little bit of both, however in one of my classes, because I was trained for the healthcare provider(EMT's nurses etc>), I got to help teach the class, out of coincidence(haha) there were only 3 guys in that class(we were all from a previous class were we received the same test, those two are now a FF and an EMT) and we each got our own group of girls to teach, so me, being the a$$hole I am, instead of the unwritten standard of 4 reps of breaths and chest compressions, I'd make them do 1 maybe 2 sets, and sometimes 8 (seriously though, I did this to teach them that it's not always gonna be 4 sets) by the end of the class though, I seemed to have most of the girls in my group, I guess they thought I would be easy on them because I tend to rarely be serious about anything (haha shows them, I care about stuff like that because it could save a life!) but digressing from the point entirely.....

man o man did those ladies bounce!!! ah hahahaha, I found it fun to tickle them while "looking" for they belly button to find the proper location to compress.

ahahahahah

seriously though, if you have the chance to take classes like those in high school do so, I was also trained in first aid in the one called First Responder(?) guys, I swear this is a good class to meet women, I mean how many girls can you name that want to be a nurse , doctor or some other medical proffession?

just do me a favor and take the class serious to an extent anyway, you could need to save a life and this class will help you be prepared in case you encounter a wreck or are in a wreck yourself or some other medical emergancy.

you'll probably even get a little orange backback keychain thingy with a cpr mask in it to put on your backpack or keys or something, and for the few semesters my lame butt was in college, i had a few girls ask about that.

but man do girls bounce while doing those chest compressions...

[nlzmo400r]

just for count, ive been to hte ER more than 6 times

[Mr1der]

uh, I can't remember how many times I've been there, is that a bad sign?

[HongKongChick]

wow...i have never been to the ER and i never want to go there!

[jdmfreak]

My lil bro has been there once.

[Jesda]

I promised everyone I know I'd buy them a copy of the NICO calendar. When can I place my order?

[stutt944]

jesda, my name is drew. nice to meet you. yeah, things are going really well over here. sure, just mail it to me. ok. ok. yeah. grrreeeeaat. mmkay, thaanks. buh-bye.

[Article Manager]

UPDATE::::::

Ok everyone, here's the deal: Greg and I are currently working with Nancy about getting this calendar posted on the website as printing costs were waaay too high. It's coming along slowly but surely. It will be up whenever it's done, can't make any time estimates as of yet.

I'm gonna ask a couple o favors of you guys though. Please don't keep inquiring Greg about the status as he has a lot of stuff he's working on and Nancy and I are doing most of the grunt work now. Also, don't worry...I will post updates.

Thanks to all and can't wait to show you what we've got.

Nick