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Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:26 am
^ I had something like that happen when I was the DD for a night out about 9 years back.
Out at a bar with the guys. Getting the short end of the stick, I was nominated as the designated driver, but I had been drinking at the bar- one light beer an hour- while the guys got sloshed. The cop pulled me over immediately after I left the parking lot. I followed the typical good ideas- car off, interior lights on to show occupants, keys on the dash, ID in hand, etc. He came over like and ***hole telling me everything that I had done wrong, which was "hauled a** out of that parking lot, failure to signal, swerving and driving unsafely." I let it go because none of those things happened. He went on to ask if I had been drinking. I said yes, but very little and that I was the DD. He went from a lat out jerkoff to epic A-hole and yelled at me to get out of the car. NOW. Place my hands on the trunk, yada yada, generally being a huge a-hole. Eventually asks if I'll blow. Meanwhile, I've attracted a crowd outside the bar because of the lights and him wanting to make a statement. Lovely. I happily comply, blow a .01. He makes me blow again, .00 this time. Tells me I'm slurring. Blow again, .01. bishez about how it isn't calibrated and told me I need to do his other sobriety tests. I decline and start to argue with him (politely) since there isn't anything for him to hold me with anymore. Offer to show him my credit card receipt for my 2 beers, he continues being a jerk. A second patrol car shows up, makes the first officer back off and leave me alone. No apology, no good night, sir, nothing.
Had a good time and some laughs about it when we got back to the house.
Granted, he was keeping the city safe by not letting a drunk on the road, but I bet a bunch of other folks squeaked by that night because his pompous a** was preoccupied with a damn near sober driver for about 45 minutes.