Got headaches---priceless

[zozoka1212]

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure yourheadaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles topress on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. Theonly way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything tolive for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for thefirst time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part ofhimself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like adifferent person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what Ineed... A new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd likea new suit.'

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size44 long.' Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in thebusiness 60 years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit; it fitperfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'Howabout a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and16-1/2 neck.' Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' ' Beenin the business 60 years.' Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked,'How about some new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'The salesman said, 'Let's see...size 36.'

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was18 years old.' The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. Asize 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine andgive you one hell of a headache.'

New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New underwear - $6 Second opinion - PRICELESS

zozo

[Beancooker]

[SVTCOBRA]

Second opinion - PRICELESS

[Jacko3]

LMAO! Priceless! For everything else, there is a Mastercard!

[marlin29311]

hahahaha good stuff right there

[joe603]

I lol'd!

[smockers83]

Haha, that's funny. Read the first few paragraphs and I started to cringe a little bit.

[soul_hfk]

thats an oldy but still funny