Got chased by some Domestic Rice

[sachmo12345]

I was driving with a friend in the Q45 and i saw a ricer saturn half painted with a body kit. I pointed it out and we both started laughing and i said "NICE CAR". As i stop at the next stop sign i see a a guy a lot bigger than i am get out of the passenger side door so i gun it down the street as i am speeding away way above the speed limit a lady is in her front yard with her kids and i almost killed her cat so she called in a complaint of me drag racing as i try to get rid of this rice i am turning left and right going to the police station once i get there i park in front and the ricer drives away

so the moral is if you dont like there stupid ricer car dont let them know about it cus it doesnt mean they arent bigger then you are

[Nathan]

Haha, I've gotten chased by rice before. It was HYSTERICAL, their late 90's ex got owned by a tipsy Blazer I never did see them again either...I say go ahead and let them know about it, they have to catch you to hurt you

[s86d]

he probably was going to get in your car because he knew that car was crap!!!!

[Mr1der]

ahahahaah you rock man, lucky for me though I'm bigger than most ricers.

Who wants to go for a ride:devil

[themadscientist]

so you endangered pedestrians and other drivers because you shot your mouth off and had to run from the consequenses. I hope you learned your lesson.:rolleyes

[Mr1der]

indeed, make them chase you at the speed limit! if they're chasing you I doubt they'll pass, I'm sure you could've gotten to the station obeying traffic laws. Seriously

or get out and kick balls and knee faces

[PalmerWMD]

lucky for me though I'm bigger than most ricers.

Me too:http://www.nissaninfiniticlub....age=1

PS: I'm the guy in the black shirt.

Fred..

[Mr1der]

I know, I've met you. You's pretty big too. You have the advantage of not being goofy looking like me though, but that's what the hockey mask is for I reckon...

[crzycav86]

so you endangered pedestrians and other drivers because you shot your mouth off and had to run from the consequenses. I hope you learned your lesson.:rolleyes

werd.. What's the guy who's chasing you down gonna do? Is he gonna try running you off the road, and scratch his precious rice? Just drive around a little, and after the guy cools down, he'll go away..... ....funny story though

[themadscientist]

I'm a little guy but if I step up to someone to talk smack I have already figured out where the first punch is going should I illicit a negative response. I use tools these hands are too pretty:)

[Mr1der]

do you model rings for a living?

[themadscientist]

kind of hard to work on a car with busted up hands.

[toki]

wow that happend to me too except it was a "f*** you!" instead of a "nice car" and it was 4 250+ rednecks in a chopped top blazer not a riced out saturn. Oh. And my friend driving his piss poor auto s13 tried to "lose them" in a residential, first road he went down, dead end. We parked in the driveway, out our heads down, and they thought we were in the house. haha. scary ****. oh by the way i was just barely or almost 15 and he was 17 when this happend by the way. scary ish. hahaha

[Anand]

I'm a little guy and let me tell you... do not mess with little guys cuz it's one of those things....

I will do anything to win the fight... and I emphasize the ANYTHING part...

I'm sure other little guys will agree with me ont his one!

[Onizuka]

Me too:http://www.nissaninfiniticlub....age=1

PS: I'm the guy in the black shirt.

Fred..

damn i want one of those shirts (your right, you are pretty scary looking )

[themadscientist]

I'm a little guy and let me tell you... do not mess with little guys cuz it's one of those things....

I will do anything to win the fight... and I emphasize the ANYTHING part...

I'm sure other little guys will agree with me ont his one!

amen brother. No Nautilus machine for your windpipe, kidneys or nuts. I'll go Mike Tyson on somebody and bite they durned nose off! That's why I try to avoid fights because it's life or death for a little dude like me. It doesn't help that the biggest thing on me is my mouth:(

[toki]

arn't you in the military? shouldn't you have a gun or something?

[themadscientist]

not anymore but I still remember how to control a guy using "sensitive areas". Unfortunately all those techniques were meant for war and end with a crushing blow to the face with your boot on a prone enemy, not exactly the best thing for a parking lot scuffle. I don't want to go to jail but if I am cornered I get feral. Can't we all just get along?:pface

[Onizuka]

not with a lethal wepon like you walking the streets mad

[toki]

this guy keeps driving his quad around my neighbor hood infront of all the little neighbor kids. i wonder if he thinks redlining everygear when he only starts twice a week to ride it around the block shirtless makes him cool. midlife criseses...when will people learn.

[themadscientist]

when he wipes out and gets roadrash on his beergut.

[Get240DiZzY]

A buddy of mine keeps a B.B. gun that looks VERY life like in his car, and just hopes he's attacked at night.

[themadscientist]

That's pretty stupid. What does he think he will do with a B.B. gun? Have you ever had a gun pointed at you? Do you know what that does to a persons mind? Well I have looked down the barrell of a cop's gun and your mind clicks over into automatic, self preservation. It was a cop so the answer was easy, hands up no quick moves and do what he says. Now had it been some jack off in a parking lot I don't know what the guy intends. I'm sure your freind thinks he will get off some pithy comment from a movie while the other guy wets himself but here is what is going to happen. 1. he points it at someone like me who will immediately close the gap between us, grab the gun and snap his neck. or 2. he points it at a guy like a former co-worker of mine who packs a real .45 on his hip and will draw it and shoot him dead without blinking an eye.If you like your freind you seriously need to talk him out of that B.B. gun B.S. if he ever draws it on someone he is going to be killed, period.

[Nathan]

Amen to that...most people can tell a bb gun from a real gun just from the tiny bore size. If someone point's a bb gun at me I'm charging. You dont want 210 lbs. of Nathan charging your ***, I'll at least knock you down and then I'm going for your balls, throat, or eyes with my trusty knife. I have been in a few fights in my younger years, the only time I lost was to a guy that was little...you little guys are MEAN! He ran up, and jumped on me with this bear hug around my head, caught me totally by suprise, then he just jumped off and punched me in the mouth. I was dumbfounded some idiot would actually do that but it worked. Damn braces had me bleeding nicely I've learned now...if I ever fight another little guy I'm just going to go for the balls, kidneys etc!

[themadscientist]

Us little guys try harder:) We have to!

[Nathan]

Haha, my roommate saw a little guy trying to dig a guys eyes right out in a bar...swore he'd never fight a little guy after seeing that it took like 3 people to drag the little guy off.

[themadscientist]

Well it's life or death for a 5'10" 150lb dude, that's why they fight so hard. Ever seen Spike Dudley on the WWE, he's exactly my size.

[Mr1der]

I'm the biggest little guy you'll ever see, I'll do anything to win, and I'm fast!

on a sidenote, Spike rocks, he said he does it just for the bumps he takes...

[Nathan]

Umm...I hate to tell you this, but the WWE isn't real guys

[Mr1der]

being that it's predetermined out come then no it's not real, but there's no easy way to get thrown 8 feet down onto a concrete floor.

and depending on the wrestler, you can learn a bunch of painful holds when you actually apply them with pressure.