got beat by a 240

[skydragoness]

But the distinct malaise of morbid detail, leaves the desire for a texture that may only exist in the imagination of a tinted window. The reflection can only be conceived as a bleak reality.

this is GREAT! i love it! Maine, i'm buying YOU A PIZZA! and you said the songwriter for your band is hopeless. you need to be writing!

[MasterMan]

.....This one time at band camp I saw a turbonormalizer on a gokart that was powered by an electric weedwacker motor that was hooked up to a PT6 through a flux capacitor discharged bubblegum machine circut board.

crazyness let me tell you that thing went like stink or a bowl of oatmeal left outside for a month only without the delay in perception.

So yea here I am at 1am on a friday night, at least I'm no more than 10ft away from a twin turbo big block on an engine dyno in a shop filled with all sorts of toys that make me feel inadiquate for having a 4cyl, thus is life I guess when your bored and sober.... I need to fix one of those things when I get home

ummm kay.... yea......

hey this is the gokart your talking about right?http://www.meditech.ch/exotict....html

anyways the corn grows only in the winter because of sueage in newyork city, you see. so they make salsa there but you cant buy it because its for underground druggies, they use it as some sort of soap, wich is made from human fat. the fat is turned into TNT wich is used to grow opium in afganistan, so they make there money with the TNT by selling it to the northrige blasting compiny out of california, but you see they grow poppy plants there also so why would they need to by the TNT from the fat women in the first place? ya know i think the CIA is in on this, they dont have the money to support NASA wich HAS found ET! no im not talking about the TV show thats on at night.. im talking about your moms vagina and how it got infected lastnight by tino, that durty lil bum. he loves dog food but wal-mart nolonger sells his brand so he started wearing pantie hoes. why he did this is beond me but for some reason it turned me on, then freak hit me and told me never to say that agine, i said alright and i went out and bought him a bird, now the bird eats, but we didnt know this at the time. big mistake.. 2 days later the bird is dead and we are too lazy to clean it up, so we feed it to my nebors dog. it ate it up like a crack addict would cocaine. we all made jokes and drank vodka and thought of the day that we saw the turbo-jet powered go kart that paul talked about.. god bless us all..

[Gregariousgreg]

I had a friend once who had cats. This cat from next door used to come and eat their food. One night at the dinner table my friend's brother suggested "lets build a statue of the cat eating our cat food, that way he'll think he's already doing it and he'll just stay home". That made me think.

So the moral of the story is: Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

[AZhitman]

LOL @ Greg's statue.... HAHAHAHA:D

[MaineExport]

this is GREAT! i love it! Maine, i'm buying YOU A PIZZA! and you said the songwriter for your band is hopeless. you need to be writing!

How about that calzone instead?!

Yeah... he is hopeless... as am I... I told ya... you need to start writing for us. (for those that don't know... Sky is an AMAZING writer!!)

[AZhitman]

You two... GET A ROOM!!!!

[Gregariousgreg]

Or you could get two rooms... Then you'd each have one. That would be sweet.

[MaineExport]

Or you could get two rooms... That would be sweet.

NO.... that would be a suite.

Arkansas is a cool state... rocks in the face ascending the terrain. A shattered afternoon.

[AZhitman]

suite! LOL - good one, Greg.

[Gregariousgreg]

Thankyou. I try my worst.

[skydragoness]

i'd much rather have my own room, ever since that incident with Mozart.

i mean, i could've told you on my own that the milk in the fridge was past its expiration date. and villages resided within that valley, lush in late august. the phone rang and it was Amadeus on the other line, he sounded crestfallen and was about to give me the bad news when suddenly, bill gates crashed through the skylight in the ceiling. (i have cathedral ceilings, mind you) and he was wearing a ninja outfit, and clutching several spoons in his fist.

he looked wired, wired on super octane java from Starbucks.

[AZhitman]

Bananas, I tell you. Judiciously applied, yet kaleidoscopic in their refraction. Grated cheese for the intellectually resourceful, and all the shrubs are shaped like bears - BEARS, for crying out loud!

If the dragons can't be trained to surf, perhaps you'll just have moustache hairs in the sink - and it's OK to cry about spilt tomato soup - just put it to music.

[Movingviolation240]

their coming to take me away, but the 200lb german shepard that's trained in english by an irishman is going to protect me from the little green men that were on the back of my cereal box. But that's OK because if the A team shows up in time to kick Night Riders *** none of it will ever have to take place because the guys out of the matrix are going to show up and erase our memory with a bad carton of chineese food and some rum mixed with goat's milk and cheese. But I have to go, they are watcing me you know... and ray's motor is almost out of the partswasher so I need to go and make sure I can eat off the hood of my car before the rods get done being bead blasted and I have to run to the grocery store to stock up on old navy blue jeans.

later

Paul

[AZhitman]

Paul, that was WEAK. It made sense!!!

[skydragoness]

yeah. don't quit your day job man. and it's KNIGHT-RIDER. GET A CLUE! i'm so going to sic a rabid David Hasselhoff on you.

AZ-bear shaped-shrubbery! i love it!:D

[AZhitman]

AZ-bear shaped-shrubbery! i love it!:D

...and surfing dragons - just for you!