Got battle scars?

[Coupe12]

Alright, here's a thread where you can show off pics of your battle scars amd/or stories. If you guys post enough or get one that beats mine, ill show you the picture of mine and give you the story. And just to raise some interest.....



I have a picture of this two weeks after (I blew myself up)
If yall would like to see it let me know! Otherwise...... Let the thread die

[Amays U G37S]

Show us show us!!!!

Tell us more!!!!

[Coupe12]

I would like to get mods approval lol.... I dont wanna get banned for putting a greusome pic on here

[Amays U G37S]

Dude you almost blew your nipple off

I think you may be ok lol

[Coupe12]

ACTUALLY............ they almost cut my nipple off
It is now a zipper nipple

EDIT: As soon as a mod approves this (im not sure if its against poilicy or not) ill be glad to tell you the story as well as show the pics. Who else wants to see??

[Loki]

Beat this



Goes up to my knee

[Coupe12]

Here you go my friend

[Dattebayo]

I am hungry for burgers and steak now... anyone?

[Coupe12]

Its like a filet mignon right on my chest! Yum!

[sbird1]

DAAAAMMMMNNNNN!!!!

I want to know how you did that. My battle scars are small and on my hands. Nothing like that. Although I did almost die when my 240 slipped off the jackstand a few years ago. Adrenaline city!

[Dattebayo]

All of this reminds me of my want to try and eat people just once, fredshly grilled.

[Coupe12]

I have more than this, I have three chest tube holes on my side, my railroad tracks had 32 staples, i also have cuts and gashes on my hands

[tigersharkdude]

Only "battle scar" is on my leg, from where I wrecked my old max, and the waterfall section exploded underneath my knee cap

I have 4 other scars though. One on my side, 1 on my head, and 2 on my back

[Coupe12]

The story behind this scar is ridiculously long guys..... ill write it tomorow

[MinisterofDOOM]

I have some small scars incisions down both sides of my chest, as well as a couple on my back, where tubes, scopes, and other surgery stuff has gone from multiple lung collapses and a partial pneumonectomy.

I also have some large patches of scar/younger skin on my palms from the time the front tire of my motorcycle came out from under me on an unevenly banked hairpin in the dirt and I went down on my hands. Tore up both hands pretty good that time. Always wear gloves now.

And I have a still-visible pencil tip in my left palm from when I was in the 3rd or 4th grade and accidentally stabbed myself with a freshly sharpened pencil.

[S13_love]

Well, I don't have any "battle scars"...

The only scar I have is on my middle finger (right hand)...long story short, I was 4 years old and tried to open a can of SpaghettiO's, failed miserably, and ended up going on a trip to the hospital.

[Coupe12]

I got a ride in the helicopter!

[Dattebayo]

BTW, Filet Minion comes from a better cut then that.... Just sayin...

[themadscientist]

I had my crank filleted to repair a busted blood vessel after a fight. There will be no pictures, though.

[danshaz82]

ive got some scars above my left eye from where i was hit with a wooden toboggan in a sledding accident, and then a small incision in the corner of my eye from where they cut me to operate. now i have a bunch of plates and screws making up the left side of my face

[Encryptshun]

ive got some scars above my left eye from where i was hit with a broken bottle by one of my hos after she didn't want to give me my money, and then a huge gash in the corner of my eye from where they cut me to see if I was really a Terminator. Now i have a bunch of plates and screws making up the left side of my face, but that won't matter once Skynet comes on line and the new machine race dominates the world! ROBO HO!

FYFY, Shazzy. Don't be humble, now.

[Amays U G37S]

All of this reminds me of my want to try and eat people just once, fredshly grilled.

I've heard once you eat people once, you crave it.

We are in fact so delicious, you will continue to kill, and eat people just to have that good taste again. I'm sure the athletic ones are the best. Just figure how sweet our meat is just because of what we eat!

You can eat me Dave...

You can eat, me.

[Coupe12]

Okay, so here's my story, rather long.....
A friend and I filled up a large Co2 tank with gunpowder(stupid, yes, but we had done it several times before) and went out to a field to light it and whatnot. Well we went out there and he held it back and said, "Im gonna light and throw it and were gonna get down." Well, he lit it(I wasnt even touching it) and threw it, but before it left his hands all the gunpowder went from the bottom to the top making it go off prematurely, It went off like a shotgun right towards me. It knocked us both out for a few seconds and blew us back. He woke me up asking if a was okay, and i didnt feel anything, then he looked at me and said," We have to get you home." I didnt know anything was wrong with me, but i felt me chest and felt blood, and my lung. I just started running, and its amazing i could run that far(about forty yards) with a hole in my lung. He was close behind me and had grabbed my phone ( we filmed it) while i fell in my neighbors driveway. He called my mom ( she is a nurse) and the ambulance, and she ran over while he applied pressure to me. He was covered in blood and just kept saying he was sorry, and I wasnt even freaking out, i was as calm as I could be. I was actually more worried about a pizza that was in the oven at home . My dad had been at walmart and he came and i said quite calmly, "hey dad!" Well the ambulance got there and rushed me to the hospital where I then got on a helicopter and was flown to the Memphis Med, they wouldnt let me look out the window of the helicopter . I then went to surgery and they removed part of my lung.

All in all, the damage is- Broken collarbone, Broken ribs, Broken breast bone, honers syndrome(one pupil is larger than the other), part of my lung is gone, my lung did collapse, I lost over half my blood, 40+ shots given to me(including the ones in the stomach ), two chest tubes and a breathing tube for a day, TONS of staples, stitches in both my hands, a heart cath was done, a nurse tripped over my IV , and a also had a sinus infection(go figure)

Dont play with explosives.
The helicopter ride was $2000 for it to land, and $90 a mile. overall bill was around $200,000.
But now i have this awesome scar and a great story! And im also the youngest person to go to the Med!

Questions?

[Ace2cool]

Um, wow. That's kinda dumb..... How did your friend not blow his hand off?

[danshaz82]

ive got some scars above my left eye from where i was hit with a broken bottle by one of my hos after she didn't want to give me my money, and then a huge gash in the corner of my eye from where they cut me to see if I was really a Terminator. Now i have a bunch of plates and screws making up the left side of my face, but that won't matter once Skynet comes on line and the new machine race dominates the world! ROBO HO!

FYFY, Shazzy. Don't be humble, now.

well, ive been found out.

[Coupe12]

Um, wow. That's kinda dumb..... How did your friend not blow his hand off?

No idea, its a good thing he didnt though, he saved my life.
We also got charged for numerous felonies

[Solar_Runner]

I got nothing to bring to this table.....

[Mr1der]

yeah, that's a dumb story.

helicopter rides aren't THAT fun...

I'll assume you learned your lesson on this one....

[sbird1]

That's one hell of a story. Jesus, dude. Glad you're still with us.

[fiznowler]

LOL I am trying to figure out why you were throwing it instead of sitting it down with a really long fuse. Man you are lucky though. My parents would have killed me if the blast didn't.