Gonna be a daddy

[xekushnr]

Hey guys, I've been away for a while and pretty busy. I decided to poke back in and inform all my old friends here that I will be a father on or around August 16th! Big news, I know. It will be really strange having someone completely depend on me. We are finding out the sex of the baby in a week. I'll be sure to let you all know how it goes.

[Ace2cool]

Sweet! Congratulations!

[Mr1der]

baby makin' +1

[krimsonviper]

I decided to poke back in.

Yeah you did.

Congratulations! What are you going to name it?

[Zydeco]

nice and Im glad to read it isnt one of nico knuckleheads.

[Ar878]

congrats!

[Mr1der]

if the kid's name ends in -den, I'm gonna sock you in the vajayjay

[xekushnr]

Sweet! Congratulations!

Thanks buddy!

baby makin' +1

The act was quite amazing itself. I think there was a point where I actually transcended out of my body and I was watching it all happen. We actually dont need to use the electric company anymore, I just hook wires up to the woman's uterus and it powers everything in the apartment. I do work, son.

Yeah you did.

Congratulations! What are you going to name it?

ZING! We have a few ideas for names, but for some reason I just find it stupid talking about them. Once we have one set in stone I'll let you guys know. Finding out the sex will be the first step.

sTm[-HeavyHips]nice and Im glad to read it isnt one of nico knuckleheads.

I'm happy to be one of the few intelligent people I know having a kid this year. The movie Idiocracy stopped being funny when I realized that it could be a documentary in a few generations.

if the kid's name ends in -den, I'm gonna sock you in the vajayjay

Hell no James, I hope you know that I wouldnt do that. One of my friends told me that he wanted to name his boy Hayden and I nearly clocked him off the balcony. He's not even having a kid right now. Major loss of man points. I told him to stop shooting estrogen or find a vagina from a girl who died in a car accident. On the same vein, anything that ends in -len is stupid too. The girlfriend knows a kid named Caelen from her work, WTF is that s***? I remember when people got beat up for having weird names. I hope that's still the case.

I've already thought of some potential careers to steer him/her into.

- Spy- Demolitions expert- Animal wrestler- CEO of the world- President of a remote island nation

It will be a bright future for sure.

[Mr1der]

what about p0rn super star and 5 time ultimate smackdown champion?

[krimsonviper]

I've already thought of some potential careers to steer him/her into.

- Spy- Demolitions expert- Animal wrestler- CEO of the world- President of a remote island nation

It will be a bright future for sure.

Try, professional football kicker. They don't get hurt, they sit on the bench most of the day, and they get paid a hefty amount.

[xekushnr]

I'm trying to think of professions that I wouldnt mind a son OR daughter doing. Cross the p0rn star off that list. But another Gina Carano wouldnt be a bad thing for the community. It would just be horribly emasculating to get into some s*** with someone and have to be bailed out by my daughter. I'll just have to train with her.

[krimsonviper]

Pitcher.

[xekushnr]

Better than a catcher, right?

[Jesda]

Name it MEGATRON regardless of sex.

[Mr1der]

no way, Rodimus Prime!

[krimsonviper]

Better than a catcher, right?

[hannibal]

Congrats!

Hope you know who the mother is...

[xekushnr]

I do, oddly enough. And we're a hot couple. We're going to have one sexy baby.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Congrats, Sean!

[xekushnr]

Thanks Chris! Its been a while since I've checked in but I have to be honest, I'm glad you've held on to the Max. I always liked the Maxima and I have considered getting one now that I'll need more room. Nissan engines and transmissions have always been good to me, so I'm definitely thinking of keeping a Nissan around for a family car. If you had a kid, would you trust your Maxima?

[MellowZ32]

congrats man!

[xekushnr]

Thanks Jay! I just need Official NICO Post Whore and Tito to post in here and its like a learned'd ver.2. Should be good.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Actually, the Max is my sister's now. It's still going strong, though...at well over 250k miles. So yeah, I'd definitely trust it to my kid. Honestly, I think it's an ideal first car. Fun to drive, cheap to own, lots of room, can't get into TOO much trouble in it...

[MellowZ32]

[xekushnr]

Well I'm not thinking that far ahead, just wondering whether or not you would be comfortable carting a kid around in an almost 20 year old car. Judging from your post, I assume you would be. I'm not so confident in my car. This summer I'm going to fix it up and try to sell it. I just dont want to take any chances.

[MellowZ32]

G50!

[xekushnr]

I dont have that man-whore money like you do Jay. I need something mid-lower class.

[MellowZ32]

I'm broke dude! how about a Prius?

[xekushnr]

What did you say? How is that word not bleeped out to us enthusiasts?

[Razi]

Prius Prius Prius.

Bye a minivan daddy. :P