Gold Bond--My 1k Post Party!

[Repo Man]

Plus, Tino's dead. He dove on a grenade to save the naked guys with itchy balls, remember?

So how is it that he keeps posting? Is that just his lost soul floating around, scratching where his balls used to be and dropping more mono-syllabic posts?

[AZhitman]

LMFAO:D

[Tino]

haha yea big bad drill infuctor probably could spray lead better than me but my dad and uncle are a little overboard with their time in the navy and army, kinda rubbed off over the years.

[Repo Man]

haha yea big bad dad and uncle are a little overboard with their time in the navy and army, kinda rubbed off over the years.

So, that's how you got involved in mansex? You've spent years rubbing one off? Damn, it usually only takes me a few minutes...

[Tino]

yea I can re-word a post to ya know...

[180crafter]

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[89sxRCR]

tino is merely stating that his family has an extended history with seamen. His dad used to love swabbing the poop deck.........

[FrEaK]

Hitman that was my post party ...

[AZhitman]

Ah - you're right. I just went back and read it for old-times' sake.... Still a classic.

[FrEaK]

LOL oldie but goodie!

Like Tino's mom...