Give credit to floridians
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PoorManQ45
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Give credit to floridians
An old farmer in Florida had owned a large farm for> several years. He had> >a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic> tables, Horseshoe courts,> >and some apple and peach trees. The pond was> properly shaped and fixed up> >for swimming when it was built.> >> >One evening the old farmer decided to go down to> the pond, as he hadn't> >been there for a while, and look it over. He> grabbed a five gallon bucket> >to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he> heard voices shouting> >and laughing with glee.> >> >As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young> women skinny-dipping in> >his pond. He made the women aware of his presence> and they all went to the> >deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to> him, "We're not coming> >out until you leave!"> >> > The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to> watch you ladies swim> > naked or make you get out of the pond naked."> Holding the bucket up, he> > said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."> >> >Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth> and enthusiasm every time.
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LOL thats pretty good..... Unfortunately one of your better posts PMQ