Girlfriends are the Best! =D

[The Mic]

well if some of you guys have noticed its been my time of the month. heh actually i am kind of irritated because it was my friends,i'll call him chad, birthday a couple of months ago. he had a great party. We, the few good friends he has, threw him a surprise party. It was pretty awesome. It was a bit of a bank breaker, but worth it. He also has this pretty cute gf, they've been together for 18 mos. Anyways he was expecting his gf to show up but she didnt. So after the party and everyone left, we decided to light up a barbeque. Well then his gf shows up at around 11:30pm , but for some reason she cant stay long. She just says "Hey sorry honey i cant stay long becasue my parents want me home early, heres a tape though Happy birthday!". Well were all like "man that was f-d" but its not our place to judge. So my other stoned friend tells the birthday guy to pop the video in. So he does and much to our surprise, it's a video of a girl giving head to some guy and then he cums all over her face and she says. "hey chad I guess you know what this means, I'm dumping your broke a**" and you can hear laughter. Then the tape ended. We took turns staying with him through out the week. He has constantly been telling us his plan for vengeance. It involved going to each of their houses with a baseball bat and a 40 ounce drink. It was a pretty good idea, but we decided not to let him go through with it. Well luckily his parents came back early from Philidelphia (they were on leave for 3 weeks) and asked whats wrong with him. Actually they called me and asked that. I just said his girlfriend broke up with him and hes pretty depressed. And to probably keep an eye on him for a while. IMHO the ends and the means are justified, because she hurt one of my best friends pretty bad. Say what you guys want but here goes. So the 5 of us decided unanimously that night on his b-day that we will assist my freind in his plan a few months from then. I mean it was either that or him trying to cut his wrists every night, so we humored him. Well a couple months later, last thursday, my friend chad calls each of us to remind us what we promised. We decided to do it. We were able to find out who the John Doe in the tape was. Turns out he's some college jock in Walnut. We know he drives a bmw M roadster and he always parks it outside on the curb. We decided to strike on windy and stormy night. Luckily it just started raining pretty hard for the past few nights. Btw, this event takes place on tuesday night. So I get a phone call at 12 to meet the rest of the guys in 30 at a Denny's. We agreed upon what course of actions we were going to take, no more, no less. So me and my friends head to chads house to gear up with baseball bats and then we head to my other friends house to get his astrovan. He takes out his license plates and puts on the dealer plates. So we're headed down the freeway, and its 2:30 am. So we get to the guys house and lo and behold, a green roadster with the top down (wtf?). So we get out and its pretty stormy, so we approach the car, except for chad, he was still at the car for some reason. then he comes out with a bucket of red paint. "**** this fag and die" and he throws the red paint all over the leather seats and car. he gets his windshield pretty good and he writes "Fudgepacker" & "Cockmongler" on the hood. And he tells us "hit it already chirst". Now, i've never done this before so I was a bit nervous. So we all sort o look at each other dumbfounded for a while. Then all of a sudden my friend smashes the windshield, and they all started going at it. I just went back to the van with the police scanner on hand (his dads a sheriff). I told him I really didnt feel like actually smashing cars tonight and he was cool with that. they kept at it for like a few min (alarm sounds like crazy, but the wind and trees sorta drowned it out) and then we all got in the car and floored it to the freeway. They smashed it up pretty bad. they got headlights, foglights, windows and made a lot of big dings. Chad had a polaroid on hand and he took some snapshots of it. After that we headed bck to my other friends house, dithced the van and got into hi subaru wrx STi. He swiched plates for dealer plates then it was his gf's turn. She lives about 2 cities away, 20 mi drive. We get to her place and find her 2003 Mustang cobra svt sitting out in the curb too (dont ppl garage their cars anymore?). this time only chad got out. He had a valve core remover on hand and deflated all her tires, and poured paint thinner all over her car. However, her alarm woke up the neighbors and her parents. he rushed into the car and we floored it. After that we headed to denny's and had some breakfast, courtesy of chad. And then we all went home. Since then he's been his own self again, and is not attempting mutilating himslef anymore.

Sorry for the looooong post but I just had to tell someone. I don't mind all the negative comments I'll probably be getting, I'd say the same thing about me.

[Altiman94]

well, I guess some good came out of it since your friend feels better. Im sure the insurance company will take care of the BMW. Might not have been the way I would have dealt with it. I deal with people directly, not their cars. It was not his car saying that stuff on the tape, it was him.

[rousie13]

What kind of ***** breaks up with u that way, especially on your birthday? I honestly don't know what I would do if that happened to me.

[jdmfreak]

Too long to read. Brief version plz?

[The Mic]

yeah, thats what we figured. Cars are replaceable, lives arent.

[rousie13]

This just makes me want to stay single with "friends"

[colies97~240sx]

wow duno if id go and post this on the internet... not the way I would get back but I guess if that is what made him feel better, not a great idea imho. I would have found a different way to get back though, I have never been one to vandalize someone’s stuff, no matter what they did. I have never understood why people vandalize cars, the car didn’t do anything, their ****ed up owner did. But none the less I'm glad your buddie is feeling better, I hope you guys don’t get caught. And yea very ****ty what his ex did, I duno how I would have handled it, I'm sure I would have also wanted to beat the hell out of something though.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Not exactly how I would have gone about it...but I agree that the end justifies the means. Personally, I go for people in a more permanent way...their reputations. They're less likely to get revenge--if they find out who you are--and its far worse. What your friend needs to do is take the video, convert it to WMA,use windows movie maker, and put his own audio in, warning the whole world to stay away from the evil ***** that is this girl. Then post it on a website. She won't be able to show her face, her parents will know (only bad if she still lives at home) and she'll be branded a cold hearted ***** whore. That's how you get people back.

[vicki]

I don't mind reading long posts if they're spaced out. Since I'm pretty tipsy and that just looks like a pile of jumbled up words, I think you should include cliff's notes at the bottom.

[The Mic]

LOL

edit:i liked the part where baseball bats morphed into hammers

[MinisterofDOOM]

OOps, fixed that. I meant to type baseball bats, but hammers is what my hands typed.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

THE WHOLE DAMN POST JUST DISAPPEARED!!! WTF?!?! I HATE THE COMPUTERS HERE!!!

[MinisterofDOOM]

DOOM's notes "Girlfriends are the best" (S13GUY)

S13Guy's friend had a birthday. They threw him a party. Good prty, even though there weren't too many people there. The friend's girlfriend didn't show, which seemed odd. Finally, after it was over, the girlfriend shows up, says she's in a hurry, hands him a tape and leaves. The tape ends up showing her giving some other dude head and saying she's "leaving his broke ***." The friend vows revenge, and his friends promise to help him in a few months.A few months later, they gather at Denny's and then get into an Astro van with swapped plates. They go to the new boyfriend's house and the s13Guy's friend pours paint all over the interior and windsheild. Then the take baseball bats--got it right this time--to the car, windshield and all. That done, the swich cars to a WRX with swapped plates as well, and head to the girlfriend's house. S13Guy's friend uses a valve core remover on the tires of her SVT Cobra. The alarm wakes the neighbors and the leave fast.

DOOM's notes, copyright 2004 IncessantDOOM.com, Inc.

[vicki]

Thanks babe!

Good story but I'd be a little cautious of posting stories like that on a public forum.

[nismo510]

i would of taken the bat to that bit(hs head and then the bmw.you should hit both cars once a month for what she did (tipical slut)always wants money do it again please.

[nismo510]

oh one more thing.you should show her parents that tape ...................and every one you can just to show how much of a money grubing slut she really is

[IlIkEmYz]

well you got to do what you got to do...

but i agree about posting the video on the internet. good way to get back at them...

[gabossie]

Hope this doesn't get traced back to you or your friends. That's the only bad part about property damage for revenge, is they deserved it, but you can get busted for it. You mind posting a picture of this *****? I live in the area, and want to make sure to avoid this particular one. If I hear this story at a party or something though... I'll just laugh and keep my mouth shut

[Doomed2Walk]

Yeah, what you should have done is convert it, and sell it online and make money off the wh*re. Or leave it as a package in front of those peoples houses addressed to their parents to let them know what good children they have. Breaking stuff is not cool.

[getnrowdy23]

how can you be mad at the guy, you all would probably do the same thing... i mean if a girl wanted to film you receving... i wouldnt turn it down. i know it is not right on his part, but i am not sure why he got the worse end of the deal. she should have gotten more than him, i think. i would not post pics of this, that would not be smart at all. edit that post, take out the days you said it was, take out the cars you said it was, make a buick wagon or something. take out what kind of tag it had, a switched tag will do. those are incriminated details we dont need to know to get the gist of the story. i would also take out what color paint, this like that. take out the times and the places you met. be general about things like that on the internet. be smart when posting on public forums. i would hate to have the posse shrink to 18,999

[HashiriyaS14]

I agree with the posting of the tape online, and definitely send it to her parents/boss/etc...

But also, I mean that was one f#$ked up thing to do, property damage was DEFINITELY called for. I say keep going with it, ruin her life, she deserves it. She should feel every bit as bad as your friend did, then mail her a pair of razor blades;)

[MainEvent212]

mass produce that mother****er. copyrite the damn tape and sell it. put it on the internet, send copies to her family and friends and leave 100's of them around her highschool

[rousie13]

mass produce that mother****er. copyrite the damn tape and sell it. put it on the internet, send copies to her family and friends and leave 100's of them around her highschool

I like it.

[Drift Machine]

Wow thats one cold hearted *****.

[nsrZ32]

Wow.....what an evil *****. Makes you hate girls. Anyways congrats on the great work on the cars! Awesome read. Just be careful what you post.

[Jesda]

Girls suck at revenge. Theyre always too obvious and too emotional, ignoring their own consequences.

Now, lets see that video! I'll buy you some bandwidth and help spread the love.

[SeVa-S13]

Yeah, just edit out the part where she yaps and somehow show it to a large amount of people.

[Anand]

You sir... SUCK AT LIFE... I suggest other options...

What did that guy do to your friend chad? was it your girlfriend that gave him head on film?

He was just the guy that got head.. so what???

and why do you have to mess with peoples car?? I don't care what he or you have to say about that... I hope **** like that happens to his car and yours!!

I hate people like you who destroy other peoples belongings...

Oh and coming on to a public forum and posting about it is just great... God your friends and you are dumb.

[Altiman94]

is the girl giving head his gf, or just some random film clip she found?

[180crafter]

Look.

Delete this thread, crawl into a hole, and wait for all the flame to blow over.

Oh, and send me that video... I have a friend that owns a bunch of websites....

[Jesda]

OH! Now it makes sense.I didnt read the post. I require proper paragraphs. I thought *she* was the one who vandalized the car.

I've done some pretty mean sh**, but none of it will ever make it to a public forum -- trail of evidence! We know what town you live in, (Pomona CA) and anyone here could be a snitch and print this out and hand it to local authorities, who probably have police reports on file. They can examine the date of the post, match it to the description of and time of the events, and nail you.

When you're committing crimes, trust no one and say nothing.