get to know your fast

Post by **hannibal** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:31 am

I'm sure everyone's seen the VW GTI commercials where the 'fast' tells folks what to do. These things are selling for $300+ on Ebay. Apparently, it comes with the car. Are people nuts?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Mk-V-GTI-F...wItem

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:48 am

Nintendo's gonna sue that ***.

Post by **elwesso** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:06 pm

what the **** is that thing supposed to do?

Post by **gabossie** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 1:19 pm

a week later your wife comes in...

"honey, I think I ran over your fast...oops"

Post by **continental_drift** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 1:34 pm

lol, that's one of those ebay purchases that you regret in the morning.

Post by **PantherRacer** » Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:08 am

so....VW owners never get the urge to speed again after they sell/lose/destroy their fast? or is it just lonely in the car after that?

DOES IT EVEN DO ANYTHING?????????????????????????????????

Post by **hannibal** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:28 am

it just gives me nightmares...

Post by **Axel Grungy** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:02 pm

maybe its like a mechanical gremlin and crawls all over the car fixing stuff when it breaks, and it licks bugs off the windshield when u hit them.

Post by **PantherRacer** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:36 pm

Axel Grungy wrote:maybe its like a mechanical gremlin and crawls all over the car fixing stuff when it breaks, and it licks bugs off the windshield when u hit them.

I wish...like those droids on the pod racers in star wars lol

Post by **Axel Grungy** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:12 am

PantherRacer wrote:I wish...like those droids on the pod racers in star wars lol

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!! HAHHAAH U NERD......wait im a nerd too

Post by **skylndrftr** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:28 am

I much prefer the new gti commercials.

I want them to umpimp many more autos

Post by **PantherRacer** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:58 pm

Axel Grungy wrote:THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!! HAHHAAH U NERD......wait im a nerd too

AND the diss backfires in your face, WHA-PAP-PAP.

Nerds of NiCO UNITE! but I'm a cool nerd so nyah nyah

Post by **ddgsxr504** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:18 am

gabossie wrote:a week later your wife comes in..."honey, I think I ran over your fast...oops"

Axel Grungy wrote:maybe its like a mechanical gremlin and crawls all over the car fixing stuff when it breaks, and it licks bugs off the windshield when u hit them.

I think I just went pee pee on myself!

skylndrftr wrote:I much prefer the new gti commercials.I want them to umpimp many more autos

Post by **JimmyMethod** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:30 pm

Anyone else think of the Nihlists from The Big Lebowski when you see the German guy?I wonder if an 'amphibious rodent' comes with the car too.

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