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Tue May 25, 2010 7:53 am
"Chesney ain't gay, he jus likes the feel uva man against his chest frum time to time."
Rule of thumb (pick any ONE): If you don't play any instruments, if you don't write your own songs, if you rely on a computer for your records and sing along to your vocal tracks at concerts, if any of your jeans were ripped before you wore them the first time, if you use "product" in your hair, if you RIDE A f*** SWING FROM THE RAFTERS TO THE STAGE FOR YOUR ENTRANCE TO A CONCERT, if you do not own at least ONE pre-1980 American-built pickup truck, if your tattoos are tribal, if you have ever worn a pair of white-framed sunglasses, if your music was featured in a Disney movie, if your daughter is underage and has nude pictures on the internet, if she f*** a Jonas brother, if any of your songs reference Cadillacs newer than 1975, if you got your record contract from a TV gameshow, if you do not own a pair of s*** that have actually kicked s***, if your idea of a Western movie is "Urban Cowboy," if you have never played a Texas dance hall in your career, YOU AREN'T A COUNTRY MUSICIAN, YOU ARE A POP SINGER.
but i think that brad paisley is ok for the most part.
*edit: I don't understand why you guys have a thing for a 6'5" alien-faced teenager with too much makeup... anal probe fetish?