Gatorade drops Tiger....

[Bubba1]

Yep, Gatorade, a brand owned by Pepsico, just terminated their deal with Woods.Evidently his nationally covered scripted non-news conference in front of 40 friends was not covincing enough to Pepsico execs.

Woods fans need not worry. Both EA and Nike are both still paying him big dollars.

[infinitgkid]

He's going to make a comeback... and it's going to be great...

I can't wait...

[Jesda]

He's created pent-up demand.

Bang whoresTake time off workPROFIT!

[MinisterofDOOM]

EA has no soul, so they're not likely to be put off by a little bit of promiscuity. Anything that can be milked for cash is fair game.

[Dattebayo]

Woopdee-fu*kin' do. Why should anyone really care?

[Jesda]

EA would run a sweatshop if it was possible to train toddlers to write sh*tty sports games.

[wa-chiss]

There are 2 things I'm tired of hearing about

1) Tiger and his infidelity

2) Toyota and their recalls

[MinisterofDOOM]

I will never get tired of hearing about Toyota's recalls. EVER.

[AZhitman]

Since Buick dropped his a$$, maybe Toyota will pick up Woods.

Since they're both so good at promoting a wholesome, quality image...

...all the while screwing over the most important people in the process...

...in their overzealous pursuit of quantity of customers...

...and failing to adequately conceal their misgivings...

...then offering a scripted, crappy apology...

......

[MinisterofDOOM]

I bet he smiled all the way back to the dealer when he had to turn in his Rendezvous. If it got him out of having to drive that POS everywhere, maybe it was all worth it.

[wa-chiss]

Since Buick dropped his a$$, maybe Toyota will pick up Woods.

Since they're both so good at promoting a wholesome, quality image...

...all the while screwing over the most important people in the process...

...in their overzealous pursuit of quantity of customers...

...and failing to adequately conceal their misgivings...

...then offering a scripted, crappy apology...

......

HAHAHA! Should be david lettermans "Top 10 things Tiger woods and Toyota have in common."

[themadscientist]

I continue to not give a rat's a**.

[Red coupe]

Yup. Definitely don't care.

[themadscientist]

THIS, is what he was banging?



I find myself underwhelmed.

[Red coupe]

THIS, is what he was banging?



I find myself underwhelmed.

Well....If the situation ever comes up, I'll gladly take your place.

[themadscientist]

But this begs the same question I asked when Clinton's hoes started poppin up. That's it? Us regular schlubs have to settle for what we can bag, but we are talking about Tiger. You mean to tell me he couldn't do better than us? Loser

[Jesda]

Sex addicts arent that picky.

[Dattebayo]

Sex addicts don't pick and choose. They will bang what they need to bang when the need arises.

[themadscientist]

Seriously, I've bagged better than that and I look tragic and have zero cash. Imagine me as a millionaire.

I think I would buy Nancy Pelosi for the evening and do to her what, she and the rest of our government are doing to us. I'll give her "full coverage."

[Red coupe]

lol, kind of a butter face... but not BAD and a nice body.

You guys would seriously tell her "Excuse me miss, I think you have misplaced your panties..."

If you were not in an exclusive relationship you would throw her out of bed?

[Dattebayo]

Those looks like crack circles under those eyes.

[Red coupe]

uggg, get the f*** out of here with all that.

If you were in the room with her you would not be making fun of how she looks.Yes tiger could do better... But that is still plenty good and all options are not mutually exclusive.

[Dattebayo]

uggg, get the f*** out of here with all that.

If you were in the room with her you would not be making fun of how she looks.Yes tiger could do better... But that is still plenty good and all options are not mutually exclusive.

What? It really does look like crack circles! Is your monitor broke or something?

[Red coupe]

What? It really does look like crack circles! Is your monitor broke or something?

I am definitely not saying she is a perfect female specimen... but you can find a flaw on almost any chick. Not like she has track marks running up and down her arms... Just some circles under her eyes.

She is easily "Good enough", the way you guys are talking its like she is the fat chick your buddy picked up at last call.

[themadscientist]

she has nothing that attracts me. She has all the appeal of a pair of tits and a vagina laying on the sidewalk.

[Bubba1]

I bet he smiled all the way back to the dealer when he had to turn in his Rendezvous. If it got him out of having to drive that POS everywhere, maybe it was all worth it.

Not a Rendezvous, that Escalade he wrecked was a GM freebie..

[RCA]

Why do people give 2 s***s about Tiger Woods?

Sure, when something this dramatic happens update us, but EVERY single move is monitored and scrutinized. At this point, just tell me when he is set to play golf again and leave it at that.

He is a golfer, not a saint or role model.

[Bubba1]

Why do people give 2 s***s about Tiger Woods?

Sure, when something this dramatic happens update us, but EVERY single move is monitored and scrutinized. At this point, just tell me when he is set to play golf again and leave it at that.

He is a golfer, not a saint or role model.

That's the key. He's not just a great golfer. He also happens to be one of the most highest paid, most well known celebrity pitchmen in the world, who made tens of millions by carefully cultivating this image of a nice devoted family values role model kinda guy. So it not only newsworthy but downright funny when he's exposed to be a lying, horny, philandering, narcissist.

[93coupe]

People cheat all the time. I don't care about who is doing who whether it is a celebrity or not.

His Gatorade flavor wasn't good anyway. I care not.

Bring back the orange/mango AM Gatorade.

[fiznowler]

People cheat all the time. I don't care about who is doing who whether it is a celebrity or not.

His Gatorade flavor wasn't good anyway. I care not.

Bring back the orange/mango AM Gatorade.

Exactly what i am thinking. The orange/mango is hangover recovery in a bottle.