Your sarcasm is only matched and exceded by my own.
http://www.240edge.com/manuals/s13-ka24de.html
The US and the Japanese have identical power distribution systems. However, the engine harness does not connect directly to the fuse block. There are differences between the US and the JDM engine harnesses, but not much. Primarily the addition of the ignitor chip.
As far as the coils go. Leading into the ignitor chip is a 5 wire plug with the wires Red, Red/Green, Red/White, Red/Blue, Black(ground).
This gets confusing as the wires leading out are of identical colors, but it's only a 4 wire plug.
Red/Blue = cylinder one (it turns into a black wire at the ignitor pack subharness)Red/White = #2Red = #3 (I've seen this as a red/yellow as well, but it's been too long since I've wired in ignitors for me to remember which one is accurate)Red/Green = #4
Main ignition power is a thick Black/Red wire. YOu can't miss it as you can trace it from the chassis harness plug (big grey and brown plugs near the fusebox) all the way to the ECU.
http://www.frsport.com/SR20DET....html
This link has a good chart for helping you figure out what wire does what in getting the motor started.
I have a wiring chart and diagram for S13s with an ignitor chip (it's from a CA, but you can still use it to figure out
http://srownersclub.com/faq/index.aspHere's another good link with some info you can use for picking out what wire does what.