funny thing happened to me in discount auto

[1sicFrankenstein240]

alright, well i was helping a few friends who work at discount auto, by basically helping customers who sorta had that lost look IE couldnt find what they needed, well, there was this one female that was looking at the neon area, and looked like she couldnt find what she needed(she looks aight, bout a 6, had like a spaghetti strap shirt on with some boxers on, like the girl just woke up or was lounging around)

so i go up and ask her if i could help her, and shes like "yeah, im looking for one of those 2 socket cigarette light thingies" and i asked if she meant a splitter and she said yes, well i told her that we(the store) didnt have the 2 socket ones, but that we did carry a 4 socket with an extension cord, but she was like "oh, i dont want any more wires becuase i just had to get my car rewired becuase of the NOS i had in there" and i also had to get my nissan engine rebuilt cause of the nos and the turbo, so in the back of my mind it was like alright, an nissan chick with a turbo, so out of curiousity i asked what she drove, and was like "240, sentra, altima" and she had this deer in the headlight looks, and said that she had a nissan engine in her honda and i told her that it really wasnt possible t put a nissan engine in a honda, and asked her what engine block it was and threw out some block codes that i new couldnt fit and she said a VG engine block out of the list, so at this point i knew she was pullin some ish out of her ***, and she was like "oh i been racin it for about 5 years, got a big(with some emphesis on big) bottle of nos", and not a little one and made some guesture with her hand of her thumb and middle finger extended

well i ask her if thats the only thing that she needs and she says that shes having trouble choosing which neon to get for her friends car, and she says that her friend just got her car painted fushia, and i ask what type of car and she says a 4 door skyline, so she was askin what i think was better,a purple or blacklight, and i told her that a purple one would glow more, but a blacklight would give a better glowing effect at night, and she says she will go with purple, but couldnt figure out what size she want and the girl asks does size matter and then winks at me, and thinkin that she was flirting with me, i was messing with her and was like size dont matter it gives about the same light, well, at that point i had noticed that she was only holding the neon light, and a bag with some stuff i guess she bought or had to return, and looked back at the display to see if she put the socket back, thinkin that she may of tried pulling a fast one on me by doping me and putting the socket in the bag while i was distracted, well after that i notice that its tucked under her arm, and then she asks if we carry mirrors for a honda civic, cause she said somehow it got broke off, and said some guy told her to use contact cement to reattach it, well she said she was going 110 down Interstate-4 ( I-4for ya FL guys) and says it fell off,so that didnt work, and i informed her that we didnt carry mirrors, but gave her a card to a buddies shop who could order her another mirror

so i ask her if thats all the help she needs and she says maybe later, and ask her what she means by that and says "oh nothing", then she asks where she can return stuff she bought, so i tell her back counter and talk to the manager, and she goes back there, but on the way down the isle she looks back and winks again, and then starts to like sway her hips a little

well as im helpin other customers in other isles, i glance at the back counter to see if its getting clogged with customers, and each time i look back there, the women is lookin at me, like she stalkin me with her eye, well after i help all the customers, i goto the front checkout where its empty, and the female comes up to the counter and checks out and then as she leaves she turns around and waves and says bye while using her back to open the door, and i notice the car that she was driving and it was a honda civic with both mirrors attached

but i wanted to laugh so hard when she said that she had a honda with a nissan engine with turbo and a big botle of NOS

[I30T]

haha. nice story. Although the line "I got your big bottle of Nnnawwwwss right here" might have had a positive effect.

[Rockenreno]

"I got your big bottle of Nnnawwwwss right here"