funny story

[S14-84]

okay..today i went to see my friend cause i havent seem for while..anyways he worked at high school. i couldnt go inside to meet him cause he was still working so i asked him to come out. when he came out some high school kids came up to us and asked bunch of dumb questions then one of the guy said "damn dude your car is sick. yeah dude im getting 97 240 and im going to drop sr20 and im also doing s15 conver"...i was like "yeah watever kid" then one of the guy looked at my break and asked his friend "wat is that red thing?" and his friend answerd "o that! thats for protection so people cant steal his rim" i said to him" dude its just the break" lolz:pface

[D1SR240]

Ya those ricers never seem to fail when it comes time to make us laugh.

[quiksilvia]

the brakes? i was unclear on what a break is on a car good story none-the-less.

[TurboKA37]

yea took me awhile to convert his post into english

[pstickne]

That's the problem with the internet today: it has killed (or at least abandoned) the gammar, speeling and punc'tuation rules of yesterdays English.

[TurboKA37]

i consider it a new language. they should start having optional internet-language classes in high school.

[Phax]

[leftovercrizack]

Can't we all just get along?

[TurboKA37]

we are getting along

[lessthanjakejohn]

That's the problem with the internet today: it has killed (or at least abandoned) the gammar, speeling and punc'tuation rules of yesterdays English.

Internet has a capital I.

[Doraemon]

i was promised funnies.

[K240]

That's the problem with the internet today: it has killed (or at least abandoned) the gammar, speeling and punc'tuation rules of yesterdays English.

Spelling is Spelt Spelling not speeling. =]

[BuudWeizErr]

"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe"

[ride4lame]

wow, i could read that really fast. either i am totally smart, or dyslexic...

[ride4lame]

or that study is right

[leftovercrizack]

or that study is right

All signs point to yes.:pface

[quiksilvia]

that was interesting, k240-that was a joke, i hope you knew that but it didnt appear so

[kami240sx]

interesting. . . isn't that how the chinese/japanese/korean etc. writing works where a sentence can be understood with only a few characters. . .

[deftdrummer]

who knows. back to the topic...i really hate when new 240 kids say "ya im gonna get the S15 front end" as if it's like slapping a wide mouth bumper on a civic. Doing it right takes time and money.

[Structure240sx]

yea so many people have no idea. one guy i work with used to be the car guy there until i told everyone how he doesnt know ****. he didnt knwo what a thermostat was when i told him why his car was overheating. he has a 3000gt with a kit and white wheels plus a 700lb and im not kiddin system. thats it. he think his intake and exhuast will put him in the low 14's and all he wants to do is hit 12's. and i dont have the heart to tell him what an idiot he is. plus the salad boy at my work asked me if my wheels were rims.

[quiksilvia]

i hate the world

[deftdrummer]

i hate the salad boy

[Structure240sx]

yea hes annoying as ****. he raps with his hair net and tells me about his AA meeting he jsut went to. the kid is 18 and white about 5'7" and scrauny. nice kid at heart tho

[K240]

that was interesting, k240-that was a joke, i hope you knew that but it didnt appear so

Yeah i know it was a joke and i was joking too.

[deftdrummer]

lots of joking going on. BTW, i would be pissed if my official position was "the salad boy" i would rather be "the janitor"

[Shnitz]

"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe"

that is quite possibly the most beautiful thing EVER

[krazy skwerel]

I can hear this quote now, "Damn it somebody get me the salad boy! He's got some tossin' to do!"

[Structure240sx]

lol, yea i dont even know he last name its jsut"yo joey salad, give me a salad for two"

[sideshow]

we should have a thread where we speak jolly old enlgishenglish guy 1 - "hello good chap, how bout a quarrel upon thy streets?

enlgish guy 2 - "i say nay to thoust request good sir"

english guy 1 - "arts thou a ninny in thy's presence"

english guy 2 - "nay good sir, thine eyes are the ones that gaze upon a ninny"

english woman - "EDDDDDWWIIIINNN.....TAKEST THOU'S BOTTOM INTO THINE DWELLING THIS INSTANT"

english guy 2 - "rightey-o mum, i shall be seeing thoust ninny-self once again good chap"

english guy 1 - "as to you good sir"

[quiksilvia]

an den.....i dont understand... and its not a janitor, its a master of the custodial arts...prick