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As the title says.

I'll start it off:

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Chinese restaurant....................long dong

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No pic right now but so far the best one i've seen here is burger joint called "HughJassBurgers"

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Driving on I-95 this morning behind a septic tank truck and professionally painted underneath the name of the company was "Warning! This tank contains Obama's stimulus package!" ... I know it's not the company name, but still - :chuckle:

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I was driving on the freeway and saw a semi and the company name on it was "Bimbo." Made me lol.


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In Germany in Berlin I think there are two good places.

One is the Ho'Lin'Wa
Other is the Wok'N'Roll.

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Theres a bar around here called d!ck Halfway Inn.

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Not necessarily funny per se...but when I was working at a grocery store I found a box for vegetables labeled "Nissun" with an exact replica of Nissan's logo.

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The name not so funny by its self, but when combined with there slogan its hella funny.
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Theres a porta potty company in this area called "Mr. Cesspool."
I think I keep drunkenly sending the same picture to Mark and Tito.

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not a funny name, but the slogan is laughable
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edit: hard to read. it says "Eat more pork, be a better lover"

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danshaz82 wrote:not a funny name, but the slogan is laughable
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edit: hard to read. it says "Eat more pork, be a better lover"
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There's a Chinese restaurant in Schaumburg called "Ho Luck".

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Encryptshun wrote: :rotfl

There's a Chinese restaurant in Schaumburg called "Ho Luck".
theres one in mt prospect called something like "shin kum lao" or something like that. ill look at it tomorrow

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danshaz82 wrote: it says "Eat more pork, be a better lover"
:rotfl :rotfl

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Zydeco wrote:The name not so funny by its self, but when combined with there slogan its hella funny.
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Hehe, there was a bar down here in West Palm Beach a few years ago that was called Sofa Kings. They had similar advertising; there slogan was, "Where the music is Sofa King loud, and the beer is Sofa King cold." It got really stale in there radio advertisements because they would 'abuse' the Sofa King catch phrase so much, it got to the point of lame and annoying. They tried to take the biker crowd from a competitor down the road ... it failed and so did Sofa King. So now they are Sofa King out of business.

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scotty-2-forty wrote:
Hehe, there was a bar down here in West Palm Beach a few years ago that was called Sofa Kings. They had similar advertising; there slogan was, "Where the music is Sofa King loud, and the beer is Sofa King cold." It got really stale in there radio advertisements because they would 'abuse' the Sofa King catch phrase so much, it got to the point of lame and annoying. They tried to take the biker crowd from a competitor down the road ... it failed and so did Sofa King. So now they are Sofa King out of business.

They were Sofa King We Todd Did!

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Razi wrote:
danshaz82 wrote: it says "Eat more pork, be a better lover"
:rotfl :rotfl
:lolling:

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This has always sounded pretty hilarious to me.
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Camel Towing

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On the Eastern Shore there is a company called LAMB extermination. Poor sheep.

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Not really a "company" per se, but I see signs everywhere for "Fee-free ATM".

I'm like...wow...that b*tch must be UGLY.


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