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PoorManQ45
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Stephen Sett yo

Brien Bohmann yo, what's up dude! ABout damn time that you added me back :-\
Stephen Sett yea sorry. i was in a bad mood
yo so i have a question
with a chick
Brien Bohmann what's up?
Stephen Sett so this summer i was taking classes here and my friend and his girl friend came up to visit. we chilled and drank and stuff. They broke up a week later. Well she commutes to my school as a freshman and a week ago she hit me up on facebook saying we should chill and gave me her number
Brien Bohmann hold that thought, brb, time to shower with the miss
Stephen Sett so we chilled, went to lunch etc. our text messaging convos involved tons of smilies and i got a lot of good vibes
ugh
fine
Brien Bohmann FInally back, got side tracked by something
Stephen Sett lol
so anyways
where u finish reading
Brien Bohmann finished, hmm, not sure about that one
Stephen Sett im not done
Brien Bohmann what happened when you hung out
Stephen Sett soo after i got the good vibes, our convos were very flirt
and her body language was postive
always looking at me, legs between mine, lots of hugs
flirty etc
i asked her out for dinner, and she was like as a date, not that i dont want to, and im like yea sure
and she was like im down :)
and we were supposed to chill this weekend etc
now before all this happened, lunch etc
she was supposed to come up to visit me last wekened to get f*** up with me. she visited the school but when she got here she said she was with mad heads and if i had alcohol. flags went up and i knew she just wanted the alcohol so i said im gonna chill with my friends
but anyways. idk after lunch etc we kept talking and stuff and then we organized lunch for friday
she stood me up
she never showed up, never replied to my texts or anything
and when she replied at 11 PM i got negative vibes
Brien Bohmann Obviously you should have gotten her drunk and taken advantage of her!!!
Stephen Sett i didnt want to spit game around mad guys
idk there level with her or anthing else
anyways, so she stopped talkign to me for a couple days and my friends said drop it she played you
i looked up why a chick all of a sudden ignores u and its bc they play hard to get and are interested in you
sooo i texted her today and was like, how come we dont chat anymore, is something wrong
and she was like no, and we had convos again but she keeps avoiding me. she doesnt wanna chill
she makes excuses
Brien Bohmann f*** that, just stop paying attention to her. If she wanted a chase she will start talking to you when you ignore her
Stephen Sett this weekend we weregonna go to the mall and i brought it up again but she was like idk
but why did she go from showing me sooo much positive vibe to basically going south the next day
and when she talked to me. she sent me huuuuugeeee texts
not just one word answers
and tons of smilies
Brien Bohmann Eh, that's what they do. She honestly just wants attention.
When it comes to anything beyond that she flakes
Stephen Sett this is her
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 3368_n.jpg
Brien Bohmann Hmm, rape!!!!
Stephen Sett shes from poland
Brien Bohmann There ya go, rape doesn't even exist in poland! Maybe that's what she's used to!
Stephen Sett shes very outgoing. she goes down on chicks
*THIS IS WHERE MY GF TAKES OVER THE CONVERSATION*
Brien Bohmann So then show her you're outgoing too. Go down on some guys and let her know about it.
She'll think you're wild and spontaneous.
Stephen Sett ....................................
Brien Bohmann ?
Stephen Sett im good
Brien Bohmann What, its okay for her to do it, but not you?
What a double standard.
Stephen Sett LOL
Brien Bohmann She's a **** then.
Stephen Sett im good with out d!ck in my mouth
Brien Bohmann Hey, don't knock it til you try it. ;)
Stephen Sett ...............................
Brien Bohmann Okay, its weird the first time. You don't want your friends to know. But it will turn HER on, you see?
Stephen Sett thats f*** weird dude
Brien Bohmann Actually, its pretty natural.
Stephen Sett u give guys head
Brien Bohmann Don't be so close-minded. Let loose and have fun!
You only live once.
Stephen Sett so u give guys head
Brien Bohmann And receive. Guys know what guys like, dude.
Its like oral ESP.
Stephen Sett im good dude
im straight
so overall i should ignore this chick
until she hits me up
Brien Bohmann Well so is that Polish girl, right? She's only doing the chicks to make you think she's wild and fun.
Girls use this tactic ALL the time.


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This would be soooooo much cooler if he took the bait. Kudos to your gf though!

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:rotfl :rotflmao

That was funnier than i thought it would be, especially after she took over

Wow she is really hot too but waaaaaaaayy out of his league. Better luck next time Mr. Sett.. And the next time.. And the next time.. And the next time.

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Spit mad game..... Pfffft :rotfl

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The picture link doesn't work for me :(

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That sucks.. It's worth seeing but obviously a chick that likes attention

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"rape doesn't even exist in poland"

say whaa?

Your girl is funny as hell! She almost turned him bi-curious.

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PoorManQ45 wrote:Stephen Sett yo

Brien Bohmann yo, what's up dude! ABout damn time that you added me back :-
Stephen Sett yea sorry. i was in a bad mood
yo so i have a question
with a chick
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LMAO! I so wish he would've took the bait!! Nice one! I love that there is a long running joke about Nala that has been going on for like what, over a year now! haha. I haven't seen Nala post in a long time. What the hell happened to him? Anyone know?

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:rotfl

"Its like oral ESP."


Well played

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alms24sebring wrote:Spit mad game..... Pfffft :rotfl
:werd: :spitout:
I see that he hasn't changed one bit since he was banned. :tisk:

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EvillE423 wrote:LMAO! I so wish he would've took the bait!! Nice one! I love that there is a long running joke about Nala that has been going on for like what, over a year now! haha. I haven't seen Nala post in a long time. What the hell happened to him? Anyone know?

Check out Mellows (Adam?) sig. Banned for pure stupidity and ignorance..

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PoorManQ45 wrote: she sent me huuuuugeeee texts
Is'nt that like 2nd base to Nala? BIG TEXT titties ( . ) ( . ) !!
I've lurked and seen some of his posts in the past. My personal fav is the wooden snowplow mod. Oh yeah and the fake ROTM featuring his "taxi cab"

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Kudos to you and your GF, Bri. Very amusing. Gratifying to see Nala is still a virgin in his sophomore year and is still hopelessly clueless when it comes to girls. What still amazes me, is that you and he are still friends after all the panic attacks you gave him, like identifying one of creepy HS female targets.

As I think more, Tita posted pics of himself urinating both in Nala's dorm room and on his mom's SUV.... and they're friends. I guess I was too nice to him. :)

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That boy seems mentally retarded.

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IBCoupe wrote:That boy seems mentally retarded.
Creepy and weird, yes, but I don't think he's mentally retarded. He is a functioning adult on several levels. His main issue is that socially, he operates on a 9th grade level.


I've always considered him a perfect storm of stupidity, ignorance, and obsessiveness.

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bubba, you're such a jerk.

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numbnuts240 wrote:bubba, you're such a jerk.
Thank you.

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:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

Nice. For some reason he never deleted me off fb. His drama filled posts make my day, every day.

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i hope in life it doesnt turn into fun with Sasquatch.. those always end bad.

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GrilledCheese33 wrote::rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

Nice. For some reason he never deleted me off fb. His drama filled posts make my day, every day.
I almost miss his fail filled ramblings.

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numbnuts240 wrote:bubba, you're such a jerk.
His magazine collection announces his jerkiness to the public.







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:chuckle:

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Jesda wrote: His magazine collection announces his jerkiness to the public.







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:chuckle:
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EvillE423 wrote:LMAO! I so wish he would've took the bait!! Nice one! I love that there is a long running joke about Nala that has been going on for like what, over a year now! haha. I haven't seen Nala post in a long time. What the hell happened to him? Anyone know?
He got banned after losing his temper in his final "what full sized SUV should I buy" thread. In true Nala tradition, he completely forgot he already announced to us his dad was about to gift him his Tahoe, so all advice was going to be ignored anyway. I'm not sure if he's since attempted to get himself unbanned.

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I say we unban him and then give him a 24-hour suspension each and every time he posts. Like training a dog to pee outside.

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Encryptshun wrote:I say we unban him and then give him a 24-hour suspension each and every time he posts. Like training a dog to pee outside.
He doesn't posts for days, sometimes even weeks though, so I don't see that as being helpful. Maybe we should alternate between changing his username and password every time he posts.

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A33 wrote: He doesn't posts for days, sometimes even weeks though, so I don't see that as being helpful. Maybe we should alternate between changing his username and password every time he posts.
Ah, but he wouldn't really need to post that often. If you recall, most posts he created generated pages of joke material... :)

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A33 wrote:
Encryptshun wrote:I say we unban him and then give him a 24-hour suspension each and every time he posts. Like training a dog to pee outside.
He doesn't posts for days, sometimes even weeks though, so I don't see that as being helpful. Maybe we should alternate between changing his username and password every time he posts.
:chuckle:

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Bubba1 wrote:
A33 wrote: He doesn't posts for days, sometimes even weeks though, so I don't see that as being helpful. Maybe we should alternate between changing his username and password every time he posts.
Ah, but he wouldn't really need to post that often. If you recall, most posts he created generated pages of joke material... :)
The hours i have wasted on his post are crazy to think about..

They all turned into s*** storms..

:rotflmao

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Bubba1 wrote:
GrilledCheese33 wrote::rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

Nice. For some reason he never deleted me off fb. His drama filled posts make my day, every day.
I almost miss his fail filled ramblings.
Allmost. Although, they were getting old and repetitive...

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GrilledCheese33 wrote: Allmost. Although, they were getting old and repetitive...
But still entertaining to many folks....There are many that doubted he was real.


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