What was the most trouble you ever got in during school!

[300ZXttZMAN]

when you were in school grades 1st through 12th.
Hopefully we can get some good LOL's

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1. Have to be truthful.
2. Don't quote pictures if pics are posted.
3. You have to say how old your are now and and what grade you did it in...
4. If your still in school don't go to school and do something stupid so you can post in the thread haha
5. Follow the rules that way we have a good fun thread.
6. It is ok to quote text.
7. You have to say what the punishment was from the school and your parents.
8. You have to say how you feel about the whole thing now.

I'll start i'm 20 years old now. When I was in middle school in 8th grade it was right after Mardi Gras I had bought 3 stink bombs (the kind that are in little glass vials about half inch long and you have to throw them at something or smash them) from the parade and the next school day I brought them to school. I threw one in the library right when I got to school no one had a damn clue haha IT WAS HALARIOUS..

Then when it was time for first hour I had told my entire first class (obviously not the teacher) well that was a mistake cause word quickly travels. By time lunch came 3-4 hours later I had people coming up to me that I have never seen asking me if they could buy one I told them no (second mistake ill explain why in a minute) after lunch I went back up the stairs on the way to my next class I threw one down the hall (the way the 8th grade hall was designed is it was upstairs and real long I threw it all the way down the haul a distance of about 35 yards and cracked it). About 5 minutes passed then I began smelling it in the class room on the opposite side of the hall that I was in. I was like holy crap they have got to be smelling it. Sure enough my teacher flipped s*** she went outside the class room into the hall and she was talking to another teacher across from her. Then it happened since the fact that everyone in the 8th grade knew it was me (about 800 people) someone snitched on me haha and I was greeted by all 3 principals when they came into the class I was in with the school cop.. They brought me down to the office where they questioned me (cant remember what they asked me haah I remember them making a huge deal about it ) but it got down to the point when they told me to empty my pockets and I still had one left!!!!!!!! I couln't dispose of it while they were walking me down to the office... So I f*** myself If I would have sold one then I would have been scott free cause the only proof they had was hear say... I threw them in places I knew the cameras couldn't see me. So its obvious someone snitched haha..

As for the punishment from the school I was suspended for 3 days. My parents were furious they punished me from my PS2 and I couldn't go do anything for 3 weeks.. Oh and about those 3 weeks that third week was my birthday so yea couldn't do anything on my own bday haha.

As of right now I still think its funny haha my friends and I still talk about it on occasions

Someone share another story now!!!

[Solar_Runner]

My senior year of HS: got caught dumping 20 lbs of laundry detergent into the swamp coolers. Spent quality time with Mr. Gonzalez - our dean (his daughter was a classmate and was OMG Pretty). It's "just a senior prank" was not acceptable. He took my senior lot parking privileges away, which was a rather nice perk and made me help flush the system. It was worth it... seeing foam blurping all over the school....

PS: 300, I used similar stuff called Mourning Breeze.

[300ZXttZMAN]

^ LOL bump

[300ZXttZMAN]

bump..


Lets get this thread rolling it will bring us some laughs

[bigbadberry3]

Maybe a lot of us understand the value of an education.

[Dattebayo]

He took my senior lot parking privileges away.

Gee, I can't see how you ever dealt without parking privileges.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

I did some pretty major s***, but I'm sly, so I never got caught. Statute of limitations probably isn't up yet, so I'm not about to post here what I did.

The dirty cops needed a scape goat and blamed it on someone else, who ended up getting something like 300 hours of community service and a hefty fine. One of those people that just really didn't give a crap and hated cops, so he probably implied that he did it when they questioned him about it.

...that and some punk from school got pulled over one night and got questioned about it. I don't know if he knew who did it or not, but he narced on the other dude, which is what originally got him in trouble. To this day, I still black-ball the snitch.

[Solar_Runner]

He took my senior lot parking privileges away.

Gee, I can't see how you ever dealt without parking privileges.

Keep rolling up your post count dattes.

[Dattebayo]

Gee, I can't see how you ever dealt without parking privileges.

Keep rolling up your post count dattes.

No seriously, you should have left that part out.

I never got in any serious trouble because I was an academic until HS. HS involved nothing but dating, sports, skipping class and avoiding getting your as* beat by the ghetto-as* kids from DC who somehow got into our schools. It's amazing that skipping wasn't even a big deal to them...

[alms24sebring]

^ dating :

I was never a trouble maker but one time (9th grade?) I brought a laser pointer to school. On the bus I let this girl who was incredibly stupid to begin with play with it. This dumb b**** shined it into the bus drivers face behind us as we were pulling onto school in the morning. wtf you retard. She radio'd our bus driver and she wouldnt let anyone off until it was given up. No trouble from it, I didnt even get suspended.

This other time in 8th grade I bought this Fart Spray from Myrtle Beach SC over the Summer. 300 let me tell you it was soooooo much worse that a fart or a stink bomb (witnessed plenty of those). Like I cant even descirbe how awful it was. It literally smelled EXACTLY like a fresh diaper full of hot baby crap, in your face make you want to vomit smell. You could just see a soft serve ice cream, hot spinach green turd still steaming as you smelled even just the cap. Thats what made it soo f***ing funny though! It made my Uncle almost throw up when I was at the beach when I let him smell it after I bought it. Once I sprayed it on a wooden chair at my friends house and it didnt come out for almost a month hahaha!

Ok so to the point, I brought it to school.... I had to right? I showed some friends and it was soo horendous they almost peed their pants. One guy begged me to barrow it and spray it in a hallway call breezeway. It was a long thin hallway that half the school would walk through between classes. Like an idiot I did. He was ganna spray it on the way to lunch and give it back to me in the cafeteria. Well he did spray it and everyone was talking about it, I could only imagine since I didnt go that way. Somehow someway the principals assistant or whatever Mr Skinner, who was a GIANT d!ck to begin with, confronted me about it. I later find out that this guy sprayed it and dumped it in the cafeteria trashcan to get rid of it. Someone had to have snitched, only 2 people knew about it. Anyways, he dragged me in the back of the cafeteria and dig through all the trash bags full of trash until I found it and I did. I got AIA for a few days or something and he told me that I could have killed someome if that person had a bad allergic reaction to it

I could never find that same thing again over the next few years I went to the beach. Believe me I tried looking for it at every store. I have this other fart spray that smells like strong rotten eggs and have encountered other smelly products, but they are nowhere close to as funny and godawful straight s**t smelling that that OG fart spray was... I will find it again...

[krash]

No seriously, you should have left that part out.

Why? Thats what this thread is about.

My school had a golf cart for the security to drive around the schoolgrounds in, and they'd park it right outside these doors were we used to hang out for lunch. So in my senior year, a couple of my friends and I decided it would be a good plan to bring it inside the school and do a lap. So me and a buddy of mine took apart the double doors using a screwdriver and another dude got in the golf cart and started to bring it in. Well, he had it in reverse slammed on the gas and it ran straight into another door. Luckily it didn't break anything, but it made one hell of a noise.

We all immediately dispersed. Little did we know, they had cameras installed recently. So the whole thing was on tape. I got invited to the principles office, where I met my comrades. Luckily he let us off because that was actually the first time we got into real trouble at school. Like James, I was usually good about planning stuff out.

The principle said, "I don't know you guys, so thats a good thing. Let's try to keep it that way." And literally nothing happened to us other than the lecture.

So yea thats the most trouble I got into in high school.

[alms24sebring]

This one guy ran into a bus trying to learn how to drive stick in my auto class.

..Lol

[Coupe12]

^ dating :

I was never a trouble maker but one time (9th grade?) I brought a laser pointer to school. On the bus I let this girl who was incredibly stupid to begin with play with it. This dumb b**** shined it into the bus drivers face behind us as we were pulling onto school in the morning. wtf you retard. She radio'd our bus driver and she wouldnt let anyone off until it was given up. No trouble from it, I didnt even get suspended.

This other time in 8th grade I bought this Fart Spray from Myrtle Beach SC over the Summer. 300 let me tell you it was soooooo much worse that a fart or a stink b0mb (witnessed plenty of those). Like I cant even descirbe how awful it was. It literally smelled EXACTLY like a fresh diaper full of hot baby crap, in your face make you want to vomit smell. You could just see a soft serve ice cream, hot spinach green turd still steaming as you smelled even just the cap. Thats what made it soo f***ing funny though! It made my Uncle almost throw up when I was at the beach when I let him smell it after I bought it. Once I sprayed it on a wooden chair at my friends house and it didnt come out for almost a month hahaha!

Ok so to the point, I brought it to school.... I had to right? I showed some friends and it was soo horendous they almost peed their pants. One guy begged me to barrow it and spray it in a hallway call breezeway. It was a long thin hallway that half the school would walk through between classes. Like an idiot I did. He was ganna spray it on the way to lunch and give it back to me in the cafeteria. Well he did spray it and everyone was talking about it, I could only imagine since I didnt go that way. Somehow someway the principals assistant or whatever Mr Skinner, who was a GIANT d*** to begin with, confronted me about it. I later find out that this guy sprayed it and dumped it in the cafeteria trashcan to get rid of it. Someone had to have snitched, only 2 people knew about it. Anyways, he dragged me in the back of the cafeteria and dig through all the trash bags full of trash until I found it and I did. I got AIA for a few days or something and he told me that I could have killed someome if that person had a bad allergic reaction to it

I could never find that same thing again over the next few years I went to the beach. Believe me I tried looking for it at every store. I have this other fart spray that smells like strong rotten eggs and have encountered other smelly products, but they are nowhere close to as funny and godawful straight s**t smelling that that OG fart spray was... I will find it again...

Liquid A$s maybe? that stuff is gross

[300ZXttZMAN]

^ dating :

I was never a trouble maker but one time (9th grade?) I brought a laser pointer to school. On the bus I let this girl who was incredibly stupid to begin with play with it. This dumb b**** shined it into the bus drivers face behind us as we were pulling onto school in the morning. wtf you retard. She radio'd our bus driver and she wouldnt let anyone off until it was given up. No trouble from it, I didnt even get suspended.

This other time in 8th grade I bought this Fart Spray from Myrtle Beach SC over the Summer. 300 let me tell you it was soooooo much worse that a fart or a stink b0mb (witnessed plenty of those). Like I cant even descirbe how awful it was. It literally smelled EXACTLY like a fresh diaper full of hot baby crap, in your face make you want to vomit smell. You could just see a soft serve ice cream, hot spinach green turd still steaming as you smelled even just the cap. Thats what made it soo f***ing funny though! It made my Uncle almost throw up when I was at the beach when I let him smell it after I bought it. Once I sprayed it on a wooden chair at my friends house and it didnt come out for almost a month hahaha!

Ok so to the point, I brought it to school.... I had to right? I showed some friends and it was soo horendous they almost peed their pants. One guy begged me to barrow it and spray it in a hallway call breezeway. It was a long thin hallway that half the school would walk through between classes. Like an idiot I did. He was ganna spray it on the way to lunch and give it back to me in the cafeteria. Well he did spray it and everyone was talking about it, I could only imagine since I didnt go that way. Somehow someway the principals assistant or whatever Mr Skinner, who was a GIANT d*** to begin with, confronted me about it. I later find out that this guy sprayed it and dumped it in the cafeteria trashcan to get rid of it. Someone had to have snitched, only 2 people knew about it. Anyways, he dragged me in the back of the cafeteria and dig through all the trash bags full of trash until I found it and I did. I got AIA for a few days or something and he told me that I could have killed someome if that person had a bad allergic reaction to it

I could never find that same thing again over the next few years I went to the beach. Believe me I tried looking for it at every store. I have this other fart spray that smells like strong rotten eggs and have encountered other smelly products, but they are nowhere close to as funny and godawful straight s**t smelling that that OG fart spray was... I will find it again...

They said the same thing to me!!!!

[Dattebayo]

^ dating :

Your mom didn't seem to mind that you didn't know about it...

My friend reminded me that we once broke into the teachers lounge and stole the vending machine and held it for ransom, I forgot about that.
They ended up giving the vending machine to the students anyway...

[Encryptshun]

I supposedly graduated from HS in 1991, but honestly I don't remember anything before 1993.

[300ZXttZMAN]

^LOL.. Held the vending machine for ransom i would love more details about that.

[Dattebayo]

I can't remember all the details of why specifically, I drank those memories away or something. Sorry!

[300ZXttZMAN]

Proabably some good laughs ask your buddy if he remembers.

[Bubba1]

I was well behaved in high school, but college was a different story. I ended up as an RA at an unusual off campus housing experiment that was much like "animal house". I was on a first name basis with the local police, local hospital, and Dean of Students because of the daily hijinks, but the FBI only raided the house once. Although our house was never on double secret probabtion, or had the lowest GPA, but our house was not only closed down after my senior year, the whole building was torn down. Its now a parking lot.

My wife and I were just discussing my writing a book about it and the great friendships that came out of there.

[DJ_B_Easy]

Does the said trouble have to have occured on school grounds during school hours, or just during the time period of life when school was attended?

Im with PapaSmurf, never got caught for anything major in HS other than smoking which was always 2 days in school suspension. Outside of school however I was the local police blotter All Star. A lot of stupid things..A LOT of stupid things were done on my behalf.

Anyway Im 28 now, I will disclose one story from the early years. In middle school (7th grade) there were a bunch of spare empty lockers way down the end of the hall of the 7th grade wing. I dont know how it started or who pulled the first theft, but everyone would steal supplies from classrooms and dump them into this row of like 4 or 5 lockers. I still remember the first locker was "B99" (B was the 7th grade wing) and it went through B104 or something like that. You would be sitting in class and hear someone yell "B99!" from the back of the room and you knew they had scored a sweet addition to B99. Textbooks, Bunson burners, TI89 calculators, popsicle sticks and paint from art class, recorders (the musical instrument), pints of milk from the caffeteria, teachers day planners, EVERYTHING. You name it we got our hands on it. And it wasnt just what most would classify as the "bad" kids participating, it was everyone. I specifically remember an AP student (I was one as well) who was the sterotypical quiet type. One time I turn around to him giggling and he has a stick of glue and 2 Pre-Calc textbooks and he is going through each page, taking a swipe or two with the glue, then moving on to the next page and repeating. Needless to say those books were in B99 by the start of the next period.
This went on for what I would guess to be a month. It ended when someone swiped some dish soap from the Home Economics class and decided to dump it on the locker which housed most of the textbooks. It leaked out the bottom, janitors saw it, and that was the end of B99. People started snitching left and right and there were so many involved that administrators decided to only punish the kid who poured the soap. He had to pay for every text book in that locker, nothing else. I think it was like $500 or something like that.

[300ZXttZMAN]

^ thats awesome so would yall use it as a community stock pile or was it like you stole it so its yours??

[DJ_B_Easy]

We didnt really use it or anything in it at all. It was more of a landfill of stolen items, just for the sake of making a landfill of stolen items. Its not like we wanted to take the stuff home or use it at another time, we were just being a bunch of ritards.

[300ZXttZMAN]

LOL