FUK! My first fender bender...

[Red-KAT]

Yep... I hit someone... its almost not worth typing about but I feel like a *** so i thought I would tell ya all...

So there I was cruzing down millplain road doing the speed limit 35...

I got a caddy about 100ft in front of me and a silver (jetta?) with super tint passing me on the left...

Well the caddy want to turn right... No prob the jetta is about equal distance... I change to the left lane to avoid slowing down...

Now I'm behind the jetta... about 50ft they slowed to 30... I decided to wait to go through the coming intersection before changing back to the right lane...

Well the jetta ha other plans... (now to set the moos this intersection has GREEN ARROWS pointing FORWARD!... no left turn.

So with about 50ft between me and the jetta I click on my blinker while about 20ft from the intersection...

The jetta SLAMS on their brakes and flips on the left blinker...

I slam on my brakes only to notice they are stopping WAY faster... My car locks up and I try to slide to right lane...

So I hit them very softly with my front left...

They had my front plate gouge the rear bumper and I got some very minor scrapes... I think I was going like 1mph when I tapped them...

When both doors started to open I said in my head.... Please not two big dudes... Please not two big dudes...

So it worked... Two blond uber hot chicks got out... (that explains the slamming of brakes on a GREEN ARROW POINTING FORWARD)

but who can get mad at not one but TWO hot chicks...

anyways... suck ***... thanks for reading my tail of fuk up.

(EDIT) spelling
Modified by Red-KAT at 6:26 AM 11/10/2004

[Slider]

Sucks but you left out what happened after they got out.

[yelnatsch517]

Aren't your brakes upgraded? How is a jetta with two people in it able to stop faster than you?

[Red-KAT]

Oops...

This is what we call... Anti-Lock vs. non anti-lock... Yeah they work good... Lock up real nice...

I should have just dodged... But that kinda hit me after I locked it up.

AHHH panic!

Yeah...

well I asked if they were both ok... because .... that's just what ya do...

And I took a look at both cars damage... they got the short end of the stick on that deal... my plate cut deep into their bumper...

The driver looked at it and said that it was no problem... Looking at the scar on their car I was like... You sure you're ok with that?

I had them take my info because the guilt monster was creeping up... Even if they were a jackass for slamming on the brakes (SP)... I still did the hitting.

Then we parted ways...

(no i did not ask them out) I already have an super-uber asian girl i'm with...

(EDIT) spelling

[The Mic]

totally uberness

[krazy skwerel]

Man I would not have just left when they said it was cool. You offered they declined. You go on your way. Thats just me though. If I exchange info I try my best to get the cops there first.