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Wed May 21, 2003 9:16 am
So here's the thing. Last night I was talking to my GF on her couch at around 6:15-6:30, talking about cops, here is a brief overview: ME:'Yeah I don't have my front licence plate mounted' GF:'That isn't a problem is it? I see it all the time' ME: 'actually it is illegal, I've gotten ticketed for it before' ME:'traffic cops out here aren't as strict as they are in Mn, I haven't even got a ticket yet' GF:'damn dude! you better knock on some wood' Steve foolishly knocks on marble and then tries to knock on wood instead.
At the exact instant Steve knocks on marble, the meter maid outside hears the cold thunk of a non-wood knock (exactly 6:19pm), and writes Steve a $100 ticket for not having a front licence plate. DIZAAAMMMN! Luckily for Steve this ticket is correctable, and the fine will be waved after proof of licence mounting is shown.
I went to the sleepy surfer town of Pacifica to purchace some socket head (stainless) bolts for my plates. Go to put the front plate on, and the bolt pattern in front is too wide! Ahh that's why there wasn't a plate on there. What the Hell?! Why would nissan make the bolt pattern wider in the front than in the back?Dizamn:spam