...from the "WTF" files...

[AZhitman]

Found this on our windshield a few days ago.

Reminds me of Jesda's "dammard" note (go ahead, search it).

[TurboSauce]

I'm guessing some weird fetish with blow pops and parasailing?

[OriginalWheelman]

WTF was he trying to say at the bottom... I don't know what it is, but for some reason I'm scared.

[Dattebayo]

A lot of your cars are good enough to warrant a lick or two...

Around here you can call law enforcement for people leaving notes on cars, they call it harassment.

[darylzero]

Looks like he is selling his 2000 Sable http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/3831215785.html

You could leave a note on his car asking if you could pee on it.

[OriginalWheelman]

Looks like he is selling his 2000 Sable http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/3831215785.html

You could leave a note on his car asking if you could pee on it.

Good to know it's "vary clean in and out" "none smoker car" and has "new tiers" I'm sick of buying cars with old tiers.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

Maybe I've been living in MS too long, but I can make out what he's saying.

What gets me is why are there so many red dots all over it? Its like he kept putting the marker point down every time he was sounding out his vowels.

I'm just laughing picturing him writing that note.

[Dattebayo]

What gets me is why are there so many red dots all over it?

Bleed-through from another note written on top of it or the other side of the paper.

The guy coulda just been blind drunk?

[AZhitman]

^ Yup.

CAR-OR-TARK

[OriginalWheelman]

Maybe it was "Car or Talk" perhaps he gets lonely.

[Jesda]

I tried licking all of Greg's Datsuns to call dibs.

Apparently that strategy only works with mashed potatoes.

[Dattebayo]

The more I think about it, the more I realize how futile licking even mashed potatoes is... did I miss something?

[Jesda]

The more I think about it, the more I realize how futile licking even mashed potatoes is... did I miss something?

If someone licked your food, you'd let them have it.