Friend may be going to Japan

[D_Mac]

What would be the best way to have him send me an SR 20 det as cheaply as possible?

[BuudWeizErr]

teleportation.

[GEO]

CRATE that mother ****er up

[SeVa-S13]

A really big trebuchet.

[catty]

yea I would say trebuchet is the best way

[SeVa-S13]

Actually, I think that'd be great fun. Have it be a big NICO group project: a trebuchet big enough to hurl small cars, engines, and feminists miles away...

[catty]

OK so we'll have the NICO members in japan build the trebuchet and me and SeVa will work on the padded landing area...in Virginia of course.

[SeVa-S13]

Except for the feminists....throw those to SoCal.

[catty]

im guessing you wont want a padded landing for them...wow this is way off topic now

[BuudWeizErr]

Except for the feminists....throw those to SoCal.

hell no.

they can go to canada.

[Mr1der]

indeed where they can rassle the baars and eat flapjack with those french speaking Canadian bastards.

disclaimer: in no way do I mean to offend feminists (except those unshaven ugly ones and the ones that don't let me watch) nor do I mean to offend bears (including panda even though they're not bears and kinda creepy looking with their spooky eyes). I didn't mean to offend Canada either(except Quebec, they goddamn deserve it for spawning the idea for the WWF tag team, the Quebecers, we get the goddamn point, they're not the ****ing mounties already!)

[catty]

I mean to offend bears (including panda even though they're not bears and kinda creepy looking with their spooky eyes).

LOL how in the hell are Pandas creepy

[GEO]

lol

[drifter sx]

i think parrots are creepy, they just stare at you without blinking...

[ride4lame]

i think praying mantises are creepy. one climbed on my car while i was installing a headunit, and it just stared at me through the sunroof. i was scared as hell. i ran out of the car and went in side.

[Mr1der]

ahahahahahaa, you afraid it's gonna bite your head of too or something you sissy?:D

I think Mantisessess is cool! but I also think Pandas are kinda creepy looking, I think it's the empty eyes, like they don't have a soul or something, kinda like looking into the eyes of a freakin' killer robot...

[sideshow]

tie it to the back of a dolphin, they are smarter than us anyways, i wonder why they havent taken over yet?

[Mr1der]

or one of those smart sharks, you know, the ones that like to eat sassy black chefs parrots? yeah, those, they scare me almost as much as Jabber Jaws, that sum***** can walk and talk and breathe oxygen like the rest of us!

I know his ****in game, be all nice nice and then BAM! he's got his army of smart Moe and Larry sharks all over us and before we know it, they're all poppin' human cartilage pills and making movies about overgrown humans killing teenage party sharks....

well damnit! this has to stop and I'm taking the proper steps by joining a Japanese fishing boat crew, those bastards are going down!

[sideshow]

i agree, damn those sharks as well. i reckon as long as they dont grow opposable thumbs then we are set, because then they cant shoot us or drink out of mugs

[xxtrizz]

I think dolphins havent taken over because they lack thumbs. Yeah thumbs...

[BuudWeizErr]

*opposable thumbs.

[drifter sx]

i had a dream once of flying sharks. they'd just shoot out of the water and chase you down, like an eagle and they'd bite your head and rip it off. i think i was in jr. high... anyway it scared the shyte outta me... with those cold dark eyes

[dima]

No, pigeon mail is your best option. Just feed it well before, couse it is a long flight and sr20 is a bit heavy. But you can remove headers to make it lighter

[xxtrizz]

Is there such thing as a non opposable thumb?

[Mr1der]

gimme a hammer and I'll show you sweetheart;)

[xxtrizz]

Yesa masa hahahah ...hammer

[Hijacker]

so that's why i can't move my thumbs!

[drifter sx]

reminds me of that movie 'Payback' when they smash his toes with a hammer.. geez thats harsh

[sideshow]

i dont see why dolphins havent invented dolphin-specific tools for their non opposable thumbe'dness if theyre so damn smart

[Hijacker]

they're just hiding them in their blowholes until the perfect time shows itself