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"If you found out a hooker was a transexual, would you kill him?"

I guess if he disposed of the body well enough, we wont see an SVU episode about it.


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only if it cost more.

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found out before or after sleeping with them?is this another one of those "my friend" questions....Jesda have you been killing transsexual prostitutes again?

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Buahahaha

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Red coupe wrote:found out before or after sleeping with them?is this another one of those "my friend" questions....Jesda have you been killing transsexual prostitutes again?
He's in Portland. If you read a news report about a body turning up, you'll know where it came from. :D

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Late breaking reports of a bizarre homicide in Portland, Oregon. Apparently, a brown individual with a penchant for rare luxury automobiles has murdered a prostitute after finding out that the hooker was a transsexual. Details are still emerging. Nicholas Chopp, News 12.

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That's freaking hilarious! I needed a good laugh. But, you know...it could have been ME framing Jesda. After all I've tried to kill Nicole a lot....she just won't die. MWAHAHAHAHA

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This just in - amazing new details have been uncovered in the murder of a transsexual prostitute last night. It appears an Internet acquaintance of the primary suspect - the customer of the hooker - killed the prostitute, and framed the individual known simply as "The brown man" for the murder. Motive is still unknown at this time, but we will continue to bring you the details as they emerge. Nicholas Chopp, News 12.

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AND THE PLOT THICKENS

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DUN DA DUN!

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"Hey Billie Jo, did you read the story on that there electric newspaper about some prostitoot being hacked up der in O-reagan? Man, I bed dat there Brown guy over cross the north fordy was behin all dat"

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Methinks the brown guy might have made an extra stop on his way home with his new car...

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I hope he knows how hard it is to remove blood...

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I'm sure the Gulati guide on "riddaskank" is around here somewhere.....it entails blood removal and whore hiding in depth....

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Jesda wrote:"If you found out a hooker was a transexual, would you kill him?"

I guess if he disposed of the body well enough, we wont see an SVU episode about it.
"Your honor, I plead the fif."


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Jesda ... this would make a great sub-plot in the book you should write about your travels.
Badfish wrote:"Your honor, I plead the fif."
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Let me borrow it. I will promise you will have to buy a new one by the time I done with it.

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They are going to take your pants for DNA testing! "If the pants don't fit you must acquit!"

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Is the hooker pre or post surgery?

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Not dead yet.

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colies97~240sx wrote: Not dead yet.
There's a package coming to your door. You'll be dead soon enough!

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*nicole opens package*

"oh, sarin nerve gas, how original, i NEVER saw this coming"

clunk

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so I'm not the only one that has a mail order copperhead business?

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nah

Knowing Jesda its probably a fermented egg and a poisoned dog burger......

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EAT MEEE!!


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mmm stir fry.

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he should send his neighboors poodles

do it garfield style and send them to abu dhabi

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Jesda wrote: There's a package coming to your door. You'll be dead soon enough!
The little brown man's threat was not an empty one. There IS a package at my door!!!!!!! It even has duct tape sealing up the ends.

What could it be sarin nerve gas, fermented eggs, poisoned dog burgers, or a poodle in a can protein drink?

Who wants to start taking bets on how I am going to die.

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he put them all in a blender, poured the mix into plastic bags, and put it in a box

now i win the bet regardless of the answer


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