Freaky or not? Human Barbie.

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I can't tell if this is hot or something your little sister would want to play with. Nicely assembled though. But the eyes......

http://www.buzzfeed.com/amyodell/fashio ... -is-a-real


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Barbie was not anatomically correct. I don't want to play with her if there are no naughty parts.

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I think that woman had surgery to her nose bridge and under the eyes to look like that. Otherwise, the photos have been touched up a bit, obviously.

Still totally weird.

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Not hot

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"...Valeria describes her typical day: "In the morning I work on my face and I get a massage, then i spend some time on the Internet. I meditate and travel in my astral body, and after that I work out at the gym. I go for a walk with my best girlfriend, I get home, and I make dinner for the man I love. Then I spend some more time on the Internet, do some reading and meditating, and go to bed."

In other words, a rich and sad existence.

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...Valeria? That sounds like some kind if disease...

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Yeah, she looks a bit strange but it wouldn't stop me.

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It's creepy and hideous.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

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People always try to improve their looks, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

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Dattebayo wrote:...Valeria? That sounds like some kind if disease...
:rotfl

That thing is creepy.

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I'd still hit it

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Yeah, she can make me dinner.

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She's weird looking. Of course, you guys have been screwing dolls for years so.....

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Don't you judge me!

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:spitout: :rotfl

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I'm guessing they have naughty parts, GO CRAZY! :dblthumb:

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nissangirl74 wrote:She's weird looking. Of course, you guys have been screwing dolls for years so.....
It's all fun and games until they start talking.

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Dattebayo wrote:...Valeria? That sounds like some kind if disease...
I first thought she was named after a gas station chain. :)

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Bubba1 wrote:
Dattebayo wrote:...Valeria? That sounds like some kind if disease...
I first thought she was named after a gas station chain. :)
A disease is kind of like a chain

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Bubba1 wrote:
Dattebayo wrote:...Valeria? That sounds like some kind if disease...
I first thought she was named after a gas station chain. :)
You are more likely to catch a disease there. No matter what the stuff written in magic marker on the stall says, don't stick your pecker through that hole!

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I wonder who is astral projecting her the money for all this surgery.
:rotfl

I can't tell what's photshopped/airbrushed and what's actual...I'm creeped out. She looks like she would shatter if she stubbed her foot (since all the toes are fused together on Barbie right?)

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Anybody trying to look like Ken?

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