found a Unique altima coupe

[Ranga14]

lol, is that REALLY an Altima under there? Poor Altima!

[xxstealthxx]

hahaha like i said for the ppl that like it thanks alot many ppl do but u always have the other half hahaha they cute yea that green one sum like that i see u can find our cars easily

for that red coupe talking abt sponsorships haha i see u have to beg them and send ur proposal letters haha u silly i dont have to do that they come to me at DUB and other shows i remember you we were talking abt ur car at vertical doors with Brian that u went wit the civic look carbon hood and blk roof lol ur cars kinda lame but like i say if it fits ur style then hey the only cool thing u got is ur head lights but i got sincity offering me head lights like that wit the built in halos and strobes i would just have to pay shipping but i am not a bitter so thos r ur head lights

and the whole skanka haha who said i was trying to act like i got action haha u guys r so quick to judge. y dont u go to ur garage and judge that cus i dnt think u judging other cars getting trophy's magz and music videos is in ur category but hey keep talking am still on top and doing big things. n on the real i aint a hater i think all ur cars are great n suits a daily drivers i dnt know y u would hate on the same car you have, being a heavy hitter for all the nissan altima coupes but like i said i appreciate all u guys and wat ur limited to do to ur cars n love u and hope more ppl can join this forum and get more fans as long as my car is known as nice perfect s*** ugly funny thats all i care, for u to know wats out here and if ur likes one day get you to sema or a car show i go to hope u take me out fellas all friendly competition

sincerely, SKANKA

[DJ_B_Easy]

Im still waiting for pictures of performance mods...

You can make the car look however you want, more power to you. But when a dead stock Coupe tears you off the road because you have so much weight in Continental body components and 37 layers off paint it isnt going to make a difference. No sense in dating a supermodel if you cant BANG, right?

[AppleBonker]

What the f*ck are you saying? Do they have schools in Arizona? If you typed that all on a phone I can understand why you come off like a moron. It's still not a good idea, but at least it's somewhat justified. If that was typed on an actual computer of some sort I'm at a complete loss. As Dangeris put it, I would be shocked if you got sponsorships for anything I'd be interested in. Respectable companies don't throw goods at people that make them look bad. If they are choosing to associate with folks who can't even type a coherent sentence, does that make them equally mental? If so, I certainly don't want any of their products on my car; the quality would have to be sub-par.

Dude, I'm happy you like your car. But if having a car like that means I'm required to hang out with kids who have at best six functional brain cells, I think I'd rather be whacked in the head mid-coitus with a baseball bat. Your car looking completely ridiculous does not make us haters. I know that is difficult to comprehend. But seriously, your car just makes it look like you're compensating for something.

[toxik]

for that red coupe talking abt sponsorships haha i see u have to beg them and send ur proposal letters haha u silly i dont have to do that they come to me at DUB and other shows i remember you we were talking abt ur car at vertical doors with Brian that u went wit the civic look carbon hood and blk roof lol ur cars kinda lame but like i say if it fits ur style then hey the only cool thing u got is ur head lights but i got sincity offering me head lights like that wit the built in halos and strobes i would just have to pay shipping but i am not a bitter so thos r ur head lights

lol dangeris' car is going with the civic look? you're the one going with the civic look. lets see, ridiculous paint job, check. no performance, check. thinking you're car is better than all others, check. you sir is the definition of rice.

[dangeris]

for that red coupe talking abt sponsorships haha i see u have to beg them and send ur proposal letters haha u silly i dont have to do that they come to me at DUB and other shows i remember you we were talking abt ur car at vertical doors with Brian that u went wit the civic look carbon hood and blk roof lol ur cars kinda lame but like i say if it fits ur style then hey the only cool thing u got is ur head lights but i got sincity offering me head lights like that wit the built in halos and strobes i would just have to pay shipping but i am not a bitter so thos r ur head lights

and the whole skanka haha who said i was trying to act like i got action haha u guys r so quick to judge. y dont u go to ur garage and judge that cus i dnt think u judging other cars getting trophy's magz and music videos is in ur category but hey keep talking am still on top and doing big things. n on the real i aint a hater i think all ur cars are great n suits a daily drivers i dnt know y u would hate on the same car you have, being a heavy hitter for all the nissan altima coupes but like i said i appreciate all u guys and wat ur limited to do to ur cars n love u and hope more ppl can join this forum and get more fans as long as my car is known as nice perfect s*** ugly funny thats all i care, for u to know wats out here and if ur likes one day get you to sema or a car show i go to hope u take me out fellas all friendly competition

sincerely, SKANKA

Again..reading your post gives me such a headache! But now I see..You're such an educated man that companies "see" auto-magically the brilliance that emanates from you and your car. Do you actually think we believe you when you say companies give you stuff? Please...What do you think a sponsorship proposal is? Look it up! It's a What can you do for me and how can I promote you and your company letter.

Your style of "decoration" is called bling!

Bling- (adj) is a slang term popularized in hip hop culture, referring to flashy, ostentatious or elaborate jewelry and ornamented accessories that are carried, worn or installed, such as cell phones, tooth caps or distastefully painted STOCK altima coupes with the words "Skanka" written as a tramp stamp on the the rear bumper. The concept is mostly associated with rappers.

My coupe color scheme is not just a honda civic thing..It's anything JDM...Do you know how to spell JDM?... I'm betting not! But I'm sure if you removed yourself from the whole "gangsta" scene, you'd realize that. But that would be a HUGE assumption on my part.

And as for the headlights..again.. I call It's CiNcity Designs. not sincity. If I were them I would reconsider offering you headlights due to the fact you don't know how to spell the company name! You're such a moron!

I refuse to entertain you with any more explanations as I don't think you will ever grab the concept. BTW..Still waiting to see all of the performance mod pics... If you even have any...

[dangeris]

... the only cool thing u got is ur head lights but i got sincity offering me head lights like that wit the built in halos and strobes i would just have to pay shipping

NOW I KNOW YOU"RE JUST A BULL$HITTER

I just called CiNcIty Designs and I personally spoke to the Owner Nick, and he told me that he has NEVER spoke to anyone regarding any types of headlights for an ALTIMA COUPE. I even mentioned the name "Skanka" and he said..isn't that an instant coffee?..

Pack it up you pillow biting a** tart. No one is buying your story here!

[2008AltiCoupeDan]

lol @ this thread.

i do like the paint job. the stock bumper needs to go tho. get the stillen. fo'realz homedizzle.

a lot of time and work has been spent on the car- thats at least worth sumthin.

and for the most part, this is the diff btwn west coast and east coast. way over the top, and just right :P hell- i'd say Doc has the perfect middleground. (and the best color )

and a couple of other things-
1-we have class, esp. by not posting a derrogatory claim on the a** of our cars.
2-most of us use good punctuation and grammar usage. the vernacular in these parts is just betta.
3- fo' reezee my neezee fo sheezee, flibbedy flobbidy floo.

performance mods plz. because a tricked out car w/ cocky mofo w/ no performance = rice. plain and simple. u might look sweet on the road- but i can whiz right pastcha. and to a complete ***hole- its nothin a nice piece of bologna can't handle. lol.

^^ notice i didnt capitalize or use apostraphies or spell everything perfectly, but periods and commas are friends! lol.

[2008AltiCoupeDan]

and darryl ftw. lol

u know ur good at modding when u do ur headlights yourself, or w/ a friend to open em ha.

but cmon- i bet when ur cars in the shop- ur prob driving a civic. arentcha?

[dangeris]

and darryl ftw. lol

u know ur good at modding when u do ur headlights yourself, or w/ a friend to open em ha.

but cmon- i bet when ur cars in the shop- ur prob driving a civic. arentcha?

Nope..Just my daily..And Acura TL Type S! but it is a Honda on steroids

[2008AltiCoupeDan]

lol - lemme clarify - i meant ur checkup @ CiNcity on the headlights ftw- and then just directed at those of us that have done our own headlights, (or fixed brandons work) u kno ur good at modding, when we do our own stuff, and not have a overpriced shop do it for us, is what i meant.

and i knew ur wife had the TL lol, i was talkin the rice scenario for mr xxstealthxx. typically, young kids, who think they are awesome w/ bleach spiked hair and douchebag uptalk, drive a civic. ha.

there used to be an epic fail of a picture im talkin about, but i'll leave it at that lol

[SHIFT_COUPE]

I'm sorry but I can't even take you seriously man. I can barely make sense of your posts. How do you get through life like this? Its called "American English" dude, speak it. I'm fairly certain this is just your online persona, if not, then I'm sorry for you.

I give you some credit for standing up for your work. Good for you man. Its good to receive some criticism.

[elevate]

s*** this thread is heat!

[johnnir3volution]

Oh boy....... Did is wost them my bowken ingles, Yoo mek me famly an peepoo in fom Vietnam look goot.

[dangeris]

Haven't seen "Skanka" on here since I called him out. I hope I didn't hurt his feelings..

[2008AltiCoupeDan]

pwnd lol

[93coupe]

I love the Altima coupe forum spitting hate on some tacky mods when you all are known around the board for being tasteless. This is good stuff. Carry on...

[dangeris]

I love the Altima coupe forum spitting hate on some tacky mods when you all are known around the board for being tasteless. This is good stuff. Carry on...

Not all of us Ryan...Just some..

[RicerX]

So. It appears being all work and no play for the past three weeks has robbed me of little gems on the internet, such as this thread.

Let me get this straight.

1) "hahahahahaha oh wow i have a fan page..." Not so much.
2) I'm still wiping tears from my face because the epic prodigy Altima Coupe known as "SKANKA" was built for this guy, not me.
3) I'm not in high school. You should think about trying it out, though. There's this wicked thing they teach you called "sentence structure", which is supported by applying another fascinating concept known as "punctuation". I wouldn't use urban dictionary to define each of those terms, as the definitions they cite could be misleading, so I would use http://m-w.com Ever since I learned about those two things, my life has never had a shortage of "meow meow".
4) To answer your question about "buying every part of stillen", I'm not sure this can be accomplished, as I'm not sure the company is publicly traded on the New York Stock Exchange. But don't worry. Even if it was, you might have to sell the paint job on the skank-mobile to afford a share.
5) I like the idea of fiberglassing the entire interior of my car. I tried that once. It was really amazing looking until I took a road trip. The seats were dreadful.
6) [email protected] is probably going to be the most spammed email address in internet history fairly shortly. I'm sure someone here could even do you a favor and cache your entire "fan page" and send it to your inbox for safe keeping.
7) I R OLD PPL SHOPPING AT STILLEN FOR PARTS LEARN HOW TO STAND OUT. THEREFORE I R LESS THAN 19 YEAR OLD WHO BOUGHT EVERYTHING FROM JC WHITNEY CATALOG FOR ALTIMA.
8) "naw am wack remember hahahahahaha". Don't worry. We love you too.
9) tramp stamp ftw.
10) HEAR YE, HEAR YE - A "Skanka" is a term used around here for "skank a hoe". Judging from common definitions of "skank" and "hoe", I have determined that this is similar to the term "slutta", which means "to slut a btich". In related news, the two terms "skanka" and "slutta" still make absolutely zero f*** sense.
11) "i am 19 n young and like every other bad a** car and in ur prime wat does that equal alot of meow meow ..." My brain shut down trying to comprehend exactly what any of that meant.
12) As if your ride couldn't get any more ridiculous, you are planning on converting the front to a Bentley Continental coupe. The only logical explanation for this is that your last "meow meow" rotted away your "wee wee" and we're now having to compensate.
13) I will email you this whole post later so I can prove to you that I'm a man.
14) My buddies can email you too. I like to keep them around because it helps my self-esteem.
15) Given your use of urban-dictionary dialect, I'd strongly consider rewording "take me out at a show" to better convey what you actually mean.
16) what is "mush respect"?
17) My Altima Coupe can take your Altima Coupe out where it counts - at the track. This is due to the fact that I have 1768 pounds less weight and I usually close my doors to help with my coefficient of drag.
18) "member am a lil boy still". Then why are you getting tons of "meow meow"? That's for big boys.
19) Big boys also go to DisneyWORLD, not DisneyLAND, but thanks for the offer. Just in case you don't understand my reasoning, WORLDS are always bigger than LANDS. Many LANDS compose a WORLD.
20) "u want to see my engine sure ill post sum pics up" could have helped your case, but you added "i am also talking to turbonetics to get sponsored for a custom turbo for my car that will be coming soon". By my deductive reasoning, Watson, that usually means that your engine is stocker than my engine.
21) "its not even half ways". God help us all. There's more siht to be added to this car.
22) "but mean while any pics u want let me know n ill get them up and thx for replying" Several have already let you know. Do we need to email you?
23) "i hope u take me out fellas" That's what she said.
24) Just to clarify, "SKANKA" is the most retarded f*** s*** I have ever seen written, much less adopted as an alias and painted on a car. You win.

Sincerely,
d!ck (for d!ck-da-hoe, which makes much more sense).

[DJ_B_Easy]

So. It appears being all work and no play for the past three weeks has robbed me of little gems on the internet, such as this thread.

Let me get this straight.

1) "hahahahahaha oh wow i have a fan page..." Not so much.
2) I'm still wiping tears from my face because the epic prodigy Altima Coupe known as "SKANKA" was built for this guy, not me.
3) I'm not in high school. You should think about trying it out, though. There's this wicked thing they teach you called "sentence structure", which is supported by applying another fascinating concept known as "punctuation". I wouldn't use urban dictionary to define each of those terms, as the definitions they cite could be misleading, so I would use http://m-w.com Ever since I learned about those two things, my life has never had a shortage of "meow meow".
4) To answer your question about "buying every part of stillen", I'm not sure this can be accomplished, as I'm not sure the company is publicly traded on the New York Stock Exchange. But don't worry. Even if it was, you might have to sell the paint job on the skank-mobile to afford a share.
5) I like the idea of fiberglassing the entire interior of my car. I tried that once. It was really amazing looking until I took a road trip. The seats were dreadful.
6) [email protected] is probably going to be the most spammed email address in internet history fairly shortly. I'm sure someone here could even do you a favor and cache your entire "fan page" and send it to your inbox for safe keeping.
7) I R OLD PPL SHOPPING AT STILLEN FOR PARTS LEARN HOW TO STAND OUT. THEREFORE I R LESS THAN 19 YEAR OLD WHO BOUGHT EVERYTHING FROM JC WHITNEY CATALOG FOR ALTIMA.
8) "naw am wack remember hahahahahaha". Don't worry. We love you too.
9) tramp stamp ftw.
10) HEAR YE, HEAR YE - A "Skanka" is a term used around here for "skank a hoe". Judging from common definitions of "skank" and "hoe", I have determined that this is similar to the term "slutta", which means "to slut a btich". In related news, the two terms "skanka" and "slutta" still make absolutely zero f**king sense.
11) "i am 19 n young and like every other bad a** car and in ur prime wat does that equal alot of meow meow ..." My brain shut down trying to comprehend exactly what any of that meant.
12) As if your ride couldn't get any more ridiculous, you are planning on converting the front to a Bentley Continental coupe. The only logical explanation for this is that your last "meow meow" rotted away your "wee wee" and we're now having to compensate.
13) I will email you this whole post later so I can prove to you that I'm a man.
14) My buddies can email you too. I like to keep them around because it helps my self-esteem.
15) Given your use of urban-dictionary dialect, I'd strongly consider rewording "take me out at a show" to better convey what you actually mean.
16) what is "mush respect"?
17) My Altima Coupe can take your Altima Coupe out where it counts - at the track. This is due to the fact that I have 1768 pounds less weight and I usually close my doors to help with my coefficient of drag.
18) "member am a lil boy still". Then why are you getting tons of "meow meow"? That's for big boys.
19) Big boys also go to DisneyWORLD, not DisneyLAND, but thanks for the offer. Just in case you don't understand my reasoning, WORLDS are always bigger than LANDS. Many LANDS compose a WORLD.
20) "u want to see my engine sure ill post sum pics up" could have helped your case, but you added "i am also talking to turbonetics to get sponsored for a custom turbo for my car that will be coming soon". By my deductive reasoning, Watson, that usually means that your engine is stocker than my engine.
21) "its not even half ways". God help us all. There's more siht to be added to this car.
22) "but mean while any pics u want let me know n ill get them up and thx for replying" Several have already let you know. Do we need to email you?
23) "i hope u take me out fellas" That's what she said.
24) Just to clarify, "SKANKA" is the most retarded f**king s*** I have ever seen written, much less adopted as an alias and painted on a car. You win.

Sincerely,
d*** (for d***-da-hoe, which makes much more sense).

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