Found a delicous suprise in my car.

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alms24sebring
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So the passed 3 days I've been smelling something in my car that was....off. I thought it was the air freshener I just bought because thats about the time this weird smell arrived, but that wasn't it.

Fastforward to me going to school. I was in the garage, parked, about to grab my chemestry folder because it was review day. I picked up my folder and noticed something hanging off. After about 4 seconds of pondering, I saw the beak.... It was a dead baby bird maybe about the size of a racketball. I immediatly gasped and threw my folder along with the carcus on the floor. Oh and let me tell you, moving it out of position I guess broke the seal and the smell..was.. HORENDOUS. I literally just ate too.

After sitting there for a few minutes thinking about what I just saw, I picked up my notebook and saw blood along with what I like to call the M-word (One of 2 words that makes me gag), crawling around like fat little fingers bending across paper. I threw the folder under my car because I was freaked out. Then I looked at the bird, because I had to, and watched M-words crawl out its stomach. :barf: I was seriously gagging, about to lose it but kept hold of it. I couldnt take it anymore and I just left the folder under my car and the body by the curb. Meanwhile in class I was freaking out for an hour, thinking I was feeling stuff crawl on me.

This is the pic of my papers. Its been laying outside for 2 days because the smell was sooo bad and the red stains are gone but you get the idea. I cleaned the S out of my seat too. It was stinking from the heat of the sun in a black car too. I also didnt take a pic of the bird because Im sure you can imagine a small featherless, few week old dead bird.

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My question is how the hell does this happen? I mean I leave my windows open but only like halfway during the day. Is it my luck that it fell out of a tree into my window, in my seat? Im just glad that I found it seriously. Im also glad that it wasnt worse, like a mouse stuck in the heater vents. That doesnt smell pleasant either.


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Hahahahahaha. I hope you're not studying forensics or something.

Maybe someone threw it in there as a joke. A very mean joke. I'm sure it smelt pretty bad.

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It was actually for April Fool's, it just took you till now to find it.

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Rofl in your car??!!?!?

That's disgusting hahahahahhahaha

I've had wasps, moths, gnats and skeeters in the car, but never a bird. I am always afraid of hitting a bird and it getting stuck in my bumper not in the backseat!!!

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yeah in my car, and in the front seat. There was a small blood spot that smelled to high heaven. Scrubbing 3 or 4 times took care of that lol.

Ummmmmm.... Skeeters?? Look man, Im not here to judge.

Thats a pretty disgusting April Fools prank if it is. I have an idea of a possible culprate but I think even tho he has no soul, thats too nasty even for him. Im better off accusing my cat. Maybe he was leaving me a present?

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This presents a good argument for keeping a clean car. I keep literally NOTHING in my car except an extra quart of oil and a rag in the trunk. That way if anything like that happened I would notice it immediately.

Nasty story though.

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Well, it might have been a prank, but it seems hard to SWALLOW that someone could be that cruel to a bird. It's possible it got in while your window was open. I'm sure it was FOWL smelling, and you'd like to flip the BIRD at the FLOCKer who did it, assuming it was a prank.

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Bwana wrote:This presents a good argument for keeping a clean car. I keep literally NOTHING in my car except an extra quart of oil and a rag in the trunk. That way if anything like that happened I would notice it immediately.

Nasty story though.

:werd:


This is one of those stories you just keep to yourself, I just had breakfast damn it! :eek:

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^lol sorry, the first hint shoulda been a hint. I guess you wanted to know more detail..

I dont think anybody hates me that much. I think the dam cat knows something about this. He knows what I drive and sometimes I catch going in and out of our car windows.

Could be the ex in her rage of hate last week...


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