Finish the sentence.

[dasoupdude]

You know you drive a NISSAN when...

[evildky]

...you know who Mr.K is

.....you know what HICAS is

..... you can't find wheels in the correct offset and bolt circle (ok this one is more about the 70-84 cars)

.....you went the the ZCON in Daytona and got Z faced on mainstreet

[dasoupdude]

...theres a pool of coolant under your car

...you concentrate more on the tachometer than on the speedometer

[Roadzilla]

- the cop singles you out and you get a ticket for going 71 in a 60mph zone ... even though several other cars passed you doing 75 - 80 just seconds before you got pulled over.

[brandonDavid]

since it seemed to do well in gen chat. and soup decided to post it in two different forums...

"You know you drive a nissan when you clock more hours on nico then you do at your full time job"

[rmezz13]

...... your debating on spending time with your girlfriend/wife, or time with your miZtress.

...... everyone looks.

...... you're smiling!

...... you have a big rooster!

[dasoupdude]

lmfao

[R350Zz33]

u have a really heavy right foot

[R350Zz33]

hondas run scared

[albert_ey]

...ricers don't even look at you anymore.

[rmezz13]

ouch..... i like that one! because its true. Mustangs too! lol

[BlackSmoke]

. . . when you drive up somewhere people talk about YOUR car.

[cuffuup28]

...You wash it's tail, more than your own .

[Watermelonwarrior]

...You wash it's tail, more than your own .

that cant be sanitary

[dasoupdude]

well. that can't be good for business..

[sonsters]

... you compare every car to your nissan..... when road h**d gets a new meaning...

[tw34k]

- the cop singles you out and you get a ticket for going 71 in a 60mph zone ... even though several other cars passed you doing 75 - 80 just seconds before you got pulled over.

LOL....You don't even need a Z for that to happen. I was running behind on my way to work in the company 2005 GMC 1-ton flatbed loaded with lumber...got pulled over in Nisqually Valley for doing 72 mph in a 60.

My boss said "Damn!!..You were flyin' huh !!"

[Beancooker]

Had to have been a WSP. I live up the hill in Lacey from Nisqually. They sit on the corner after exit 114 headed north, and southbound, they sit tucked over on the pullout of the big long hill.

Sorry to hear bro. Fight it. I have fought all my tickets here, and haven't been convicted yet.

WSP is lazy. Usually they don't write a decent report, or forget details like " the the Ford of the same color that was in between you and the cop car. I just don't see how he could have clocked you when there was a car beside you and one in front of you.

[Beancooker]

...you concentrate more on the tachometer than on the speedometer

QFT.

[JDMZ32]

...you catch people checking out your Z car, sometimes even groups of people when they think you're not around and looking

...you talk to your girlfriend about your Z car more than anything else, even though she only half way cares

...you see potential in a KA

...you go to Fenway Park and buy a shirt that says "Red Sox" in japanese cuz it reminded you of your car

...all you want is your TT swap... (NA Z32 drivers)

...you know what a Popcharger is

...you know that it's Nismo, not Nism and a cute red dot

...you waste your time thinking of Nissan sentence completions.

Enough.

[07 350z]

When your always seeing Police Cars and Mustangs in your rearview mirror.

[dasoupdude]

Which reminds me, at panda express i parked next to this one dude with an 05 cobra and as I was coming out of my car he was leaving, he kept revving at me like he was trying to show me the size of his chicken.

[R350Zz33]

u know what NICO is and love it.NICO is my background

[Burtonboarder950]

its easier to ride your car than your girlfriend. true story.

[katinkid]

....you wake at 2am friday morning to pick up on girls leaving the club!!!...the girls you pick up at the club actually go with you:)