Fine then. If you won't shut up...

[MinisterofDOOM]

I'll LEAVE!

http://www.theleafchronicle.com/article ... 8shut%20up

A Tennessee man jumped from a moving car when his wife refused to obey his command to shut up after they had been arguing.
He's now in critical condition.
I'm chuckling to myself trying to imagine what things will be like once (if) he recovers and goes back home.

[93coupe]

I have been talking to people before and contemplating suicide because of the dookshire that was coming out of their mouth. I can relate to this man.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000C9JCM.jpg

[MinisterofDOOM]

This computer is a rotting, diseased, hateful piece of scat and it refuses to process copy and paste functions properly. Link fixed in OP.

[Razi]

I've felt like that once.
Never went through with it though.

I'm sure that would've traumatized my friend, opening the door was enough to get him to shut up. :P

[sentrastace]

on the way home from carlisle last year (2009) i wanted to shove my douchey spanish bf out of the door. if he wouldnt get out, i would certainly have jumped out myself.

[breadbox]

Leave them at a gas station, it gets the point across. Or they get murdered by leatherface. It's really a toss up.

Which reminds me, my friend and I had a great Idea, but never did it.

We used to go wake boarding a lot on his dad's boat, and we hated getting out to the spot and then have people not want to go wake boarding or complaining about something. We were gonna buy a tiny pink girls bike with training wheels and have it just chillin on the the boat. If you complain, we throw you and the bike in the water and say, " you're riding the bike home." Then explain that bad things happen if you lose the bike.

[fiznowler]

I have wanted to do that several times with my ex.. Keyword is ex.

[sbird1]

I opened this thread hoping it was about Nala...

[Dattebayo]

I got thrown out of a moving car once because I told her to shut up once...

[Koshin]

I wouldve thrown her out of the car instead, but thats just me

[Koshin]

on the way home from carlisle last year (2009) i wanted to shove my douchey spanish bf out of the door. if he wouldnt get out, i would certainly have jumped out myself.

It sounds to me like you have terrible terrible taste in boys. Just an observation on my part.