Favorite Family Guy Character

[jdmfreak]

"Hey Peter. Does this look like a Q to you?" "No." How bout now"

or

At Quagmires party, he puts his arms around two girls and says a corny pick up line. "I dont want to come between you two. Or do I?" "Stupid laugh"

LMAO! Quagmire>all

[RedHatchback]

"If I could arrange the alphabet,I'd put U and I together!"

[jdmfreak]

Awww man the second pick up line escapes me at the moment. What is it?

Oh and another good one is when Quagmire is doin a girl on the counter when Meg walks in. "Oh! Im sorry" "Dont worry about it. You just bought me 3 more minutes. Heh heh O riiight"

[jdmfreak]

Wor 303 posts in one week. Thats a record for me. Woot!

[cosmo]

"Well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ***"

[RedHatchback]

damn,I started with 78 posts 3,maybe 4 days ago.Oh,and I already posted his second pick up line

[hudy]

"This oatmeal is practically orgasmic!"

[Hijacker]

Quagmire is in a lesbian bar:"Have either of you chicks been penetrated?"

[Puchi]

For your amusement

http://giggity.ytmnd.com/

Quagmare owns

[jdmfreak]

LMFAO!!! Thats great! :rotflmao:rotflmao

[RedHatchback]

Puchi.....You are the man!!!!!!!!

[w1ngzer0]

i was waiting for someone to post that

[Puchi]

Puchi.....You are the man!!!!!!!!

you speak only the truth my friend.

[jdmfreak]

WTF are you doing with a 94 Celica? Where's the Spec? You better have a good reason for your betrayal or else you are no longer the man.

[Puchi]

I sold the Spec so I could afford to go to college. However I have some investments coming back in the next six months that should get me back into a Nissan..... More on that in the spring

[RedHatchback]

http://newsfly.org/humormedia/dating.htm Give it a minute to load,Oh yeah

[I Need $$$]

Stewie: Cut my eggs.Butler: (cuts eggs) Your eggs are cut sir.Stewie: Cut my milk!Butler: I can’t sir, it’s liquid.Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I’ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won’t make it easy for you.

[I Need $$$]

Waitress: Here you go, fella. From Flappy himself.Stewie: I don't care if they...(Lois shoves a bite in his mouth)Stewie: Oh... oh these are delectable. Hey, Flappy. Good news. I've decided not to kill you.

[Maverick7687]

Family Guy = grreatest tv show ever!! Mav

[I Need $$$]

Peter Griffin: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be? Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson. Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy. Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire." Peter Griffin: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire. Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible. [Pause] Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

[Touchdown038]

Brian by far. Hence, the avatar!

(Brian runs over guy in the woods)Brian: "Oh my God, are you Stephen King?"Guy: "No, I'm Dean Koontz."Brian: "Oh."(Backs up over guy again)

[Repo Man]

I voted Quagmire, but Lois is HOT!

[[Zero-S]]

Stewie. Theres just no comparison.

[hybrid theory]

Stewie kills me, just looking at him, one of my favorites was when he didn't want his parents to have another baby, and he goes inside dad, but ends up liking his brother instead just because he also wants to kill lois, that was funny, i vote stewie, and then chin man!! awwright

[hybrid theory]

Peter Griffin: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be? Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson. Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy. Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire." Peter Griffin: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire. Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible. [Pause] Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

Yes, that one was too funny. Family guy kicks *** :ylsuper

[Rockenreno]

For your amusement

http://giggity.ytmnd.com/

Quagmare owns

Hey, you guys got a towl?