Fast and Furious 3

Post by **Stoneage_Turbo** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

after yet another drinking fit we came up ith a idea for the f&f...lets do one on mopeds

"whoa hes got a stand alone kickstand managemnt system , a k&n ,2 bottles of jack dainels, type "r" sticker and no exaust "

"not a bad way to spend your welfare check"

the honda motor scooters would dominate

"whoa these vespas have no engines are the hopeing to win bum wars with hopes and dreams?"

" i bet a couple of briggs and stratton 5hp eninges would fetch a pretty penny before bum wars"

"nice scooter , how much does one of those go for retail?"

"too much for you baby , yahmaha " (49cc engine revving)

george jones says"smoke him " while rideing on the back of michael jacksons vespa:ylsuper

Post by **MasterMan** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

haha or ATV's or hell even dirtbikes...

Post by **UncleBen** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

:doh:

Website · Post by **Bandit240** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

Hey whats wrong with Honda motorscooters? I rode a 86 Honda Elite 150D for over 2 years and never had a problem. 150CC water cooled 4-storke motor would run 2 people at 70mph all day.1986 Honda Elite 150D

Post by **BB Turbo** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

Man that was too funny, hey Stone age, do another thing like that, that was funny as hale!

Post by **Get240DiZzY** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

It's a little movie I like to call "Biker Boyz."

Post by **BB Turbo** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

Or, ...I need gasoline, 2 gallons of the highest octane, oh, and harry, I need it by tonight....

........You see that? Hes got enough octane booster in there to blow himself up.....

......You see, Edwin happens to know a few things, and one of the those things is, its not how you stand by your scooter, its how you ride it....

.......Jesse, pop the seat.....huh?.....pop the seat.... ( opens seat )2cc engine, no s***, I say we put about 15 dollars into it or more with overnight parts from Japan..l....

......( Letty, when they are in the shop workin on the scooter ).....I set the boost to .00000000002 PSI......

( Brian )..Man, you should be goin to ITT or somethin...( Jesse )I cant......I got that Attention ehh......Attention Deficit ehh...( Brian ) Oh..You got Extremely Deaf And Blind Retard Disorder....( Jesse )...Yeah I got that s***...(takes a drag from cigarette).....Theres just somethin about these .5 liter ,1cc , 2 hp engines that calms me down.....

......Jesse, speak to me brother, cuz this aint workin (Jesse)..Its your windshield, all you gotta to is re tune the swatch watch and youll be runnin 90s....

Post by **BB Turbo** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

I dont know too much about bikes, but I have a feeling that biker boyz is going to be the F & F of the sport bikes, and theyll be complainin about how they riced thier bikes.

Post by **Jstue** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

hahahaha

Post by **ratm** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

Maybe Biker Boys will take some attention off import cars. Everyone will sell their 240sx's and buy motorcycles. Then everyone will want to get a turbo busa instead of a sr20 swap. Instead of messing up the alignment on their car trying to drift they'll mess up their face trying to do nose wheelies.

Post by **theTony** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

at this tread! Good stuff! Good stuff!

Post by **RYNO_s13** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

Anyone got odds on when we'll see an SUV movie? Maybe something like "The Huge and The Ridiculous"

Post by **AZhitman** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

If so, I hope me and the Flying Burb (aka The Elmo Bus) get to be in it!!!

I could show some of these RAV-4/CR-V/4Runner/XL-7/Pathfinder/Blazer geeks a thing or two about what a REAL truck can do!!!

I need NAAAAAAWWSSSS!!!!:D

Post by **Stoneage_Turbo** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

hmm maybe get a guest apperance of the baddest street tuck out there the forthcoming trailblazer SS ..it would smoke all who dare to mess with it

cant belive GM is going to build it , 340 HP 6.0 vortech in the trail blazer , should be syclone/typhoon territory

for the posers i can see it now ....

"Look Buffy , he has a stand alone shopping cart managemnt system (brush gaurd) , 20 inch wheels , DVD system,and a back up detection system "

"not a bad way to use your moms credit card"

after jethro Yokley the 3rd flips the exporer....

"dude i had you , i cut off that Q45 way before you could"

"you never had your expoder, you were signaling , brakeing and going the speedlimit"

" i want in on whatever your in "

"here"

"whats this?"

"directions to the day care center , well see how you do there before soccer pratice"

"Hey these H2's dont have backup detection systems , were they hopeing to back out of the driveway on hopes and dreams?"

"hey nice 4x4 , whats one of those go for ?"

"more than you can afford .....navagator,heated seats"(flips swtich)

"get on the cell phone and tell jethro, oh and cut him off"

Post by **RYNO_s13** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

Stoneage_Turbo wrote:hmm maybe get a guest apperance of the baddest street tuck out there the forthcoming trailblazer SS ..it would smoke all who dare to mess with it

cant belive GM is going to build it , 340 HP 6.0 vortech in the trail blazer , should be syclone/typhoon territory

They say that driving an SUV supports terrorism with the oil consumtion and all that. I agree, but for a different reason. The goal of terrorism is fear, and lets face it, when you see an SUV within a few car lengths, aren't you scared? That monster makes me even more afraid. I'm not sure I can handle this anymore...

Post by **miteymax86** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

This is high quality sh*t! I also agree that Biker Boyz is gonna be crap, a la FF, which pisses me off too, as I'm signed up for licensing around the time the weather gets nice&dry here(Probably May) and #1 Sportbikes already get a bad rap#2 There are already too many dumbasses that don't know how to ride#3 It pisses me off when people think you're jumping on the bandwagon when the bandwagon came to you, and you just got in now b/c you just now got it straight financially or whatever, and you would've been rolling in/riding on whatever everyone else wants now like 2yrs ago if you could've found what you wanted/could've afforded what you wanted/could've insured what you wanted and can now.

Post by **Stoneage_Turbo** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

"They say that driving an SUV supports terrorism with the oil consumtion and all that. I agree, but for a different reason. The goal of terrorism is fear, and lets face it, when you see an SUV within a few car lengths, aren't you scared? That monster makes me even more afraid. I'm not sure I can handle this anymore..."

Jeez dude calm down , i hate SUVs as much as the next guy , but some times you have to admit a badass truck when you see it , and when you think about it a trailblazer is as much of a threat to our safety as a 69 ls6 chevlle on good tires..belive me if i drove something slow id be scared of getting my *** handed to me too

essentialy whats going on here are the trucks are becomeing more car like , we see the MPG going up and the full frame monsters going away , not to mention more exciteinbg stuff comeing from the car side , outside the GTO and vette what does GM produce that make your heart beat faster right now? because of the excitement generated by the truck we see the automakers looking to build similar quailitys into the cars to get the customers away from the trucks and into the cars , look at chrysler , we will see a american family sedan that is rear wheel drive and durango production cut back .

Oh and ford no longer produces the biggest threat to our lifestyle , the Excursion

Post by **RYNO_s13** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

I'm not hating on the SUV, I'm hating on the cell phone talking, rug rat slapping, non-parking, non-driving, no common sense having MORONS that think that having a vehicle that big entitles them to their lane and mine.

In fact, the other day, I was wondering, Why is it, that you need a special license to drive a school bus, but not a Yukon? They both have about the same kid capacity and handling character. Besides, if you count the little yellow bus that I rode to my special school, the Yukon is about 2 feet longer!!

Post by **Stoneage_Turbo** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

"Besides, if you count the little yellow bus that I rode to my special school, the Yukon is about 2 feet longer!"

hahahaha

dude , you rode the REALLLY short bus

Post by **RYNO_s13** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

But all my teachers said I was "gifted". And they were always telling me how special I was....

Post by **miteymax86** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

They told me the same thing

Post by **RYNO_s13** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

I love it when I have an excuse to make a joke at my own expense

Post by **MasterMan** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

hahahahahahaha thats sum funny stuff.. but really when its windy out and the SUVs are all around me i tweak out cuz if one good gust of wind comes along they are gonna smash right into me... oh well... ive almost been hit by more sports cars then suvs.. atleast u can see SUVs...

Post by **RYNO_s13** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

While my baby (The Rynomobile) is in the shop, I'm driving my old 240pickup. You think it's scary watching those SUVs blow around, I change lanes whether I want to or not. Every night when I get home from work I have to spend like 10 min peeling my fingers from their death grip on the steering wheel. That truck only weighs like 20lbs, so the wind likes to play hacky sack with it. NOT FUN.

Post by **4cefed** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

I found out a few tidbits about two of the cars in F+F. Did anyone see the white Jetta for sale on ebay? It was going for about 60k. The funny part was that it wasn't even a VR6. It was a baseline 4 banger. The green eclipse? That was normally aspriated. So since it was a '95-'99 N/A Eclipse, that makes it a NEON! Shouldn't we be allowed to bludgeon these people?

Post by **Stoneage_Turbo** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

yah ythat jetta was a 2.0 automatic , sold for close to 70k on ebay

ah ha , hey tell me about your shelby , is it a charger or the shadow? im thinking shadow from the "csx"

ex lebaron turbo owner here , going out to look at a shelby charger this weekend , getting it for 200 bucks , doesnt run im hopeing this one doesnt have headgasket issues , but with the 2.2 turbo you can usualy bet it does

Post by **4cefed** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

Yes, it's a shadow. It doesn't run. THere is some ghost in the electronics, the ASD keeps kicking on and killing the ignition and fuel. The lebaron is up on blocks untill the temp warms up a bit. It needs a rear main seal, power steering pump, rack, lines, water pump, subframe modification, tie rod ends, motor mounts, and clutch. Y'know, basic Dodge tune-up stuff. So far the POS race car still runs. It just needs to be completely sand blasted, and painted. Needs rear brake work, exhaust, radiator, and a total rebuild. But, it runs. If you need a head gasket, get one from Mopar. They are real bad-a$$ gaskets and pretty cheap. The only Chryslers I've seen with head gasket problems are when people use a non-OEM gasket. Lots of luck..... you'll need it.

Someone bought that Jetta?

Post by **Stoneage_Turbo** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

think so , not sure why someone would

Post by **Stoneage_Turbo** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

i feel you on that baron , one i alomnt bought up here needed subframe work , rear main, and a cv axel ...almost got it since it was a vnt but decided i didnt want to spend that much on a baron

picking up the charger for 200 bones , found out it runs fine too , cant wait to go see it

fear not nissan kids , this will be a second car , still hunting for a G20 for primary hot rod duty

Website · Post by **daniel240** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:12 pm

MasterMan wrote:haha or ATV's or hell even dirtbikes...

i wouldnt say thay, my honda cr 125 dirt bike would smoke most cars from 0-60

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