Thats all. Carry on.
Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
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dusred
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Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
I've had bad diarrhea for about the last month and a few minutes ago I just had my first unmolested, unjuicy fart since my sickness started. It was the most amazing thing. Don't take it for granted if you can freely fart.
Thats all. Carry on.
Thats all. Carry on.
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Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
lmao tubgirl. i was bringing the heat the other day with farts from hell
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Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
That's some serious sh*t !dusred wrote:I've had bad diarrhea for about the last month and a few minutes ago I just had my first unmolested, unjuicy fart since my sickness started. It was the most amazing thing. Don't take it for granted if you can freely fart.
Thats all. Carry on.
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dusred
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Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
After peeing out my a** for that long I have a little more sympathy for girls who complain about using "icky bathrooms".sx moneypit wrote:
That's some serious sh*t !
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LOL farts are too funny. Ill let you know when there not funny anymore, and Im sure every guy is with me.
Just be careful. You have balls for attempting a farts after the piss s***. I do that everytime I have diarhea and I almost pay for it everytime. But, there are those times where I try and fart and my eyes widen all the sudden when I realize its not hot gas sqishing out from between my cheeks. That deserves an "Uh-Oh!" right away
Just be careful. You have balls for attempting a farts after the piss s***. I do that everytime I have diarhea and I almost pay for it everytime. But, there are those times where I try and fart and my eyes widen all the sudden when I realize its not hot gas sqishing out from between my cheeks. That deserves an "Uh-Oh!" right away
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Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
for a month? Dude, I hope you're OK.
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Agh the dreaded sharting is never fun
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change your damn pants son.
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Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
That is good news.dusred wrote:I've had bad diarrhea for about the last month and a few minutes ago I just had my first unmolested, unjuicy fart since my sickness started. It was the most amazing thing. Don't take it for granted if you can freely fart.
Thats all. Carry on.
Now you can resume doing stuff like this....
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Some people don't go to the doctor when they have a problem. I guess it's supposed to be manly or something...
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Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
If you don't squeeze your cheeks going down a big a** water slide you will be farting water...
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Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
This just in, na beer makes one have really nasty gas.
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Whenever I have the butt pees my biggest fear is a 2 hour drive down rural highways...
or of course wearing khakis.
or of course wearing khakis.
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Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
Up your fiber intake, son!
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DUDE, a month of the sharts? You should get checked out...
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Or they're a cheap brown person.Dattebayo wrote:Some people don't go to the doctor when they have a problem. I guess it's supposed to be manly or something...
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Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
Been to the doctor, homies. Been sicker than hell with some virus and I'm barely getting over it. I woke up one morning and thought I was having my period. . . turns out I was just having kidney problems.
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Thanks for sharing that disturbing information.
I'm thinking that shift from Aquafina to Dysentery Mist might have been a bad idea guy.
I'm thinking that shift from Aquafina to Dysentery Mist might have been a bad idea guy.
Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
surprised this hasnt been posted
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Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
Always wondered...
Are farts funny in other cultures?
Are farts funny in other cultures?
Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
Oh, is that all?dusred wrote:turns out I was just having kidney problems.
Unless this was sarcasm (which I'm thinking it was) I would think that you would be more worried.
I hope you get better.
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Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
Good question. I'm guessing yes, but it's certainly seems so for US politics...AZhitman wrote:Always wondered...
Are farts funny in other cultures?
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Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
Yeah man, I know the gunshy feeling all too well... It really sucks though when you're pissing out of your a** and blowing chunks out of your mouth at the same time... I think Southpark made an episode dedicated to that.
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Diarrhea for a month? WTF? Did you have C Diff?
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Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
Appendectomy in your future?
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Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
PapaSmurf2k3 wrote:Yeah man, I know the gunshy feeling all too well... It really sucks though when you're pissing out of your a** and blowing chunks out of your mouth at the same time... I think Southpark made an episode dedicated to that.
Thats what I thought of halfway thru you rpost. I forget what that was aboutGood question x2. Im sure it may be explained as the evil demons from within escaping your body somewhere in the world.. or maybe just ChristainityAZhitman wrote:Always wondered...
Are farts funny in other cultures?
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Re: Farting: Never take the ability for granted.
Ever try to hold one in? In never ends up well. I'm pulling for demons.
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Nope. I believe in sharing..but discreetly. I don't usually ask people to pull my finger or do the train whistle gesture.Dattebayo wrote:Ever try to hold one in? .