F&F Bollywood Drift!

[danshaz82]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmDKPI4L ... r_embedded#![/youtube]

[PEZi]

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the b!tches I know, Shanaynay. She is really fvcking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborgh...ini and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on thefreeway like a badass, Shanaynay called me and said she wanted me to f*** her. So be it.I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my c0ck. I could tell she was staring at it because whe...n I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my c0ck. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch d*** is going inside of her pvssy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fvcking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. I blow my load so hard she falls off my c0ck. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

[themadscientist]

good lord that was so cheesy Kraft is going to sue! Hot Indian chicks made it worth my time.

[Razi]

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the b!tches I know, Shanaynay. She is really fvcking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborgh...ini and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on thefreeway like a badass, Shanaynay called me and said she wanted me to f*** her. So be it.I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my c0ck. I could tell she was staring at it because whe...n I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my c0ck. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch d*** is going inside of her pvssy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fvcking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. I blow my load so hard she falls off my c0ck. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

[danshaz82]

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the b!tches I know, Shanaynay. She is really fvcking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborgh...ini and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on thefreeway like a badass, Shanaynay called me and said she wanted me to f*** her. So be it.I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my c0ck. I could tell she was staring at it because whe...n I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my c0ck. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch d*** is going inside of her pvssy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fvcking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. I blow my load so hard she falls off my c0ck. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

regular jerry seinfeld over here

[nissangirl74]

[RCA]

"no brakes"

So naturally I will accelerate and continue racing...