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PHENOMenalVinyl
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i got in a fight with like 4 bouncers they threw me through 2 plates of door glass over an in thick aned took my fake..... f***in stupid 6 foot ***hole....not gonna lie though i threw a good fight for such jacked a** mother fuuckers....v but my car is at my school dont kn ow how im gettin there tiomm buyt i guess im never goi to this club again lol... the best was iim flippin and i let my friend drive my car and he pulls up with alll the lights on n im like shut them the f*** offf lol.....lil pissed though bc i didnt get into a brawl i just told the guy who said my id is fake to call the cops n he didnt and he just threw me in a choke for like 20 sec n i told him as he was doijn this to call the cops lol but idk s*** happens guess im not goin bk/....

on a good not i beat a kid in a hummer lol on the way yellow w/ 90 in wheels lol but made me feel a lil better but my boy was drivin


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Are you drunk Phenom ???

Bummer about being kicked out though, I'm sorry.

I remember I was way too drunk to drive one night and me and my friends got kicked out of a park we were hanging out at. I was NOT going to drive my car so I was going to hand it over to someone sober. I had everyone eligible take my car around the parking lot to see who I felt most comfortable with driving. One girl had driven my car before but was a fairly new driver and had already totaled her Tc. One guy has had a few years of driving experience, but never driven my car. The other guy has been driving for a few more years but he forgot to take the e brake off.

I let the first guy drive and somehow I ended up trunking it with my friend Tom because my car was full LMAO it was fun though

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haha matt y would u post this?

Get another fake bro

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Hmmm, drunk, fake ID, I'm guessing you got what you deserved. We all do stupid shiat when having to much to drink, be happy you aren't being fined.

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you got trunked in your own coupe rob?ahahha

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Rob.Vegan wrote:
I let the first guy drive and somehow I ended up trunking it with my friend Tom because my car was full LMAO it was fun though
wait...so 2 human beings fit in the trunk of an A/C?wow. im impressed.

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louiebgt wrote:wait...so 2 human beings fit in the trunk of an A/C?wow. im impressed.
wow 2 i cant even see one

now that im reading this now im like wtf lol....i was smashed last nite still had a good time though n i have another id so watever

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PhEnoM78 wrote:
wow 2 i cant even see one

now that im reading this now im like wtf lol....i was smashed last nite still had a good time though n i have another id so watever
lmao, i believe it, 2 days ago i fit a cheerleader in my trunk

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Deanerjr wrote:lmao, i believe it, 2 days ago i fit a cheerleader in my trunk
haha yea but there small idk y the f*** would anyone wanna ride trunk...imo its a bad idea to bc if u get hit from behind ur f***ed royally

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lmfao, yeah, she was testin it out, kinda bored in a parking lot waiting on some people. Ive got pics though :DD

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Matt, PLEASE SLOW DOWN WHEN YOU TYPE. My head just exploded reading that run-on sentence.

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Bmore-coupe wrote:Matt, PLEASE SLOW DOWN WHEN YOU TYPE. My head just exploded reading that run-on sentence.
lol i was so f***ed up its not my fault lol

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Bmore-coupe wrote:Matt, PLEASE SLOW DOWN WHEN YOU TYPE. My head just exploded reading that run-on sentence.
i think i read it like 5 times before completely understanding what happened,

and linknuc come on man so negative, every thread I see a post from you putting down someone, ok

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Deanerjr wrote:lmfao, yeah, she was testin it out, kinda bored in a parking lot waiting on some people. Ive got pics though :DD
PROVE IT!!!

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Just a wee bit of censorship ^^

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Deanerjr wrote:Just a wee bit of censorship ^^
y did u sensor her a** lol.......not kool

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that part of the pic is for me ^^ lmfao.

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HA!

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Deanerjr wrote:that part of the pic is for me ^^ lmfao.
HAHAHA!

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hell yeah :]]]]]

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Deanerjr wrote:that part of the pic is for me ^^ lmfao.
HAHAHA


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dude, you guys gave me an idea, im gonna try and con three of them to try and fit. xD

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Deanerjr wrote:dude, you guys gave me an idea, im gonna try and con three of them to try and fit. xD
lol no i gave u the idea soooooooooo u better b e posting some a** shots ima be tryin to get a chick to do some real sexy s*** soon.....well see what happens ima tell her since she ripped apart my back like a tiger she owes me

i wanna see this pic in full im very dissapointed u did that

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This thread =

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marlin29311 wrote:This thread =
werd me getting drunk just made a funny azz thread lol

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lmfao, wow a drunk thread that was such an awesome post, it looks like what i text people when i start drinking. just a giant run on sentence. thank you for sharing your story though phenom

and as for that pic of the girl in the trunk, whens the wild and uncensored version coming out?

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XXplosive990 wrote:lmfao, wow a drunk thread that was such an awesome post, it looks like what i text people when i start drinking. just a giant run on sentence. thank you for sharing your story though phenom

and as for that pic of the girl in the trunk, whens the wild and uncensored version coming out?

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lmao, yeah, talked to em today, conned 4 of the cheerleaders into all trying to fit in at once sometime this week. either 2morrow or friday xD

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hahaha.

Never used that smiley before by the way


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