Sorry for the delayed response. I'll just go ahead and assume it's a non-issue then. In case anyone's curious, or thinks they might be able to shed some insight purely on sound alone, this is what my car sounds like when trying to start:
https://youtu.be/rTHgKLOkq_s
Keep in mind it sounds extra funky due to the exhaust missing as mentioned before. I also apologize for the camera shaking. I was resting my hand on the steering wheel without thinking about the heavy vibrations.
Here's a list of things I've done so far, excluding tiny things that shouldn't effect it:
New ground connections
New spark plugs
Confirmed spark on all four
Checked spark plug gap
Checked wiring harness for diagram consistency
Bought replacement ignition switch
Bought replacement ignition coils
Bought replacement fuel pump and sending unit
Compression Test with open throttle (180, 160, 160, 170)
Cleaned MAF
Replaced gas with 91 octane
Cleaned IACV
Tried replacement ECU