errr darn spiders...

[240Knightrider]

yeah there the most poisonous spider in the world, just not strong enough to bite.

[StrangeLove]

They did a test on daddy long legs... their venom is not powerful at all... their fangs are long enough to pierce human skin. All it does is itch...

I was sitting in front of my comp one day, and a ****ing brown recluse drops down in front of my face!!!! It was HUGE!!! scared the crap out of me! My brother smashed it, and I wouldn't go back in my room....

I only dislike poisonus spiders. Harmless spiders are fine by me

[kami240sx]

i:m really only freaked out about the poisonous but I do have to admit that there:s something freaky about being able to control more than 4 legs/limbs to walk around. . .

[The Mic]

this is true stroy:

when my brother and i used to bunk in the same room there used to be a lot of spiders in the summertime. NOt much now but then it was an issue. anyway i was really fucning scared of those sons of *****es so my brother always killed them. But one time i had enough so i got the courage to pick up a slipper to smash this tiny one on the wall. My bro and i were staring at it for like 20 secs when he said.....SPIDER AS WE SPEAK!!

[The Mic]

ahh sorry for the interruption guys, a spirder just crawled onto my monitor a second ago and i killed it. no joke haha

anyways my bro said " SMASH IT ALREADY" so i got teh slipper and was moving towards it but just b4 i smahed it it screamed. no kidding my bro heard it scream too it was like a little " eek", werd......

[PantherRacer]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wat time of night was this? that could be the only explanation lol, either that or the 2 of u were hopped up on some nightime medicine lol....j/k

[PhaneSoul]

did you know that.. the average human eats 8 spiders during their sleep in their whole lifetime? it's true!

Sorry, i think its 8 spiders a year.... thats what i heard

[NIGHTfall_240sx]

i heard both year and lifetime... i never bothered to research it... anyways, just an update.

i bombed the car, sorry no pics, it wasnt worth it cuz my tint was making it hard to see in.. i bombed it once and then 5hours laters hit it up again. i plan on aiiring it out tomarrow, then bomb once mroe for good luck :pface

[plastik240se]

i think i like the lifetime thing better. and i think its 8 lbs of dirt a year is eaten. or somthing...

[240Knightrider]

sweet, i hope those spiders and eggs are dead now for. Too bad about the pics, but that tint will do it.

I like the dirt part better than the spider part.

[Zyphar]

lol theses are somevery funny stories (i mean not to make fun of anyone but come on...its funny!)

Well i got a storys also.

I remember that in the morning i was sometime in a hurry to go to school. since i had long curly hair (and very dry) i had to soak it complely. so instead of taking a shower i fill the sink with water and just dunk my head in water (lol it works!). well i put my head in the water and my eyes are looking at tha little overflow hole that sinks have. well i wondered at the time what of something came out of there....and THEN i stop looking but i fell something on my nose tickling me. I freak out, hit my head on the faucet, and i see that a HUGE roach was coming out of there. GAH !

well now if I do that i always cover that little hole. lol

(another story later)...

[240Knightrider]

ew, that made me jump

[Dano]

just release some spider-eating birds or snakes in your car

-Dan

[mrflip69]

Then release some mongooses to eat the birds/snakes! ... Then release some gorillas to eat the mongooses! Then wait till winter so the gorillas freeze to death! (Ugh, what a mess)

Here's a true story for all you spider guys!

A woman who had recently visited South America, where she had salaried in local rainforest, began to experience severe pains in her left ear, accompanied by headaches, dizziness and constant rustling sounds, at first put down to tinnitis. It became so serious that exploratory surgery was required, which revealed that a spider which had become trapped in her ear. Eventually it had eaten through her eardrum and was living within the aural cavity. The rustling sounds were from the spider crawling around inside her skull. An egg sac was also removed...

[Dano]

Then release some mongooses to eat the birds/snakes! ... Then release some gorillas to eat the mongooses! Then wait till winter so the gorillas freeze to death! (Ugh, what a mess)

Here's a true story for all you spider guys!

A woman who had recently visited South America, where she had salaried in local rainforest, began to experience severe pains in her left ear, accompanied by headaches, dizziness and constant rustling sounds, at first put down to tinnitis. It became so serious that exploratory surgery was required, which revealed that a spider which had become trapped in her ear. Eventually it had eaten through her eardrum and was living within the aural cavity. The rustling sounds were from the spider crawling around inside her skull. An egg sac was also removed...

grossest thing ive heard all day, but i believe it, heard a similar story about some flies recently, i can't imagine how that lady must've felt... wouldn't even want to think abotu it, lol **cringe**

-Dan

[9095240SXDUCK]

I have about 50 spider in my engine bay right now since my car been seating for about 2 days. About 20 of them are the long legs ones too. and Rest is colorful ones. well right now they are getting cook from my engine heat! LOL Yumm toast spiders!

LOL

Oh by the way I bomb every car that is in my family and both of my GF car every 2 weeks or so.

My GF and I eat in our cars all the time and leave the wrap in it so once in a while you see ants. LOL

My dad is a Cook so You can think about the oil he leaves in his carpet.

My Step mom eat Candy in her car so!

Yup no Bugs in our cars!

[thekage]

They did a test on daddy long legs... their venom is not powerful at all... their fangs are long enough to pierce human skin.

Myth Busters RULES!

[SilviaS14KA24DE]

ahh sorry for the interruption guys, a spirder just crawled onto my monitor a second ago and i killed it. no joke haha

anyways my bro said " SMASH IT ALREADY" so i got teh slipper and was moving towards it but just b4 i smahed it it screamed. no kidding my bro heard it scream too it was like a little " eek", werd......

omfg, i think i would freak out and sleep in my parents room if i heard that..no kidding, I'd be sleeping inbetween them.

or take it to the circus and get some money out of it!

is there any proof of spiders making any noises?

[downshift]

AHHHHHH!!!! all this spider readin crap is freakin me out. I thought i got over it a while ago. but now im freakin out again. I HATE THEM!!!

(although, this thread is curiously interestin that i read it all of it.)

[plastik240se]

spiders, roachs, and flys... Oh My!anyone share the same serious dislike for ants as me?

[Mr1der]

just release some spider-eating birds or snakes in your car

-Dan

but what if it's a bird or snake eating spider?:eek:

[plastik240se]

what if spiders knew how to hot wire cars?:eek:

[240Knightrider]

I dont really like ants either cause they hurt like crazy when you get bit, not to mention I got one that is infected on my left foot. But they dont freak me out.

[plastik240se]

yeah i hate those lil buggers. even more when you walk in to a dark room or are watching a movie and they find your bare feet...next thing you know you have them biteing all the way up your leg...(shuder) may my torch lighter find them before the raid... lol:flamer

[SilviaS14KA24DE]

ugh. I just think ants are annoying when it rains. They're freaking everywhere!

lol what if spiders knew how to hot wire cars....that just made me laguh

[[Zero-S]]

omfg, i think i would freak out and sleep in my parents room if i heard that..no kidding, I'd be sleeping inbetween them.

or take it to the circus and get some money out of it!

is there any proof of spiders making any noises?

The only spider noise I've heard was *crunch*

[SilviaS14KA24DE]

rofl. but seriously. do spiders go "eek"???

[StrangeLove]

I doubt that...

Ants are fun, I pick up entire ant hills all the time (I'm serious) Ya... I'm dumb

[downshift]

entire ant hills, thats alot of ants ya know....but just to satisfy inquiring minds, why in the HELL would you do that?

[[Zero-S]]

Because he lives in louisiana and theres nothing better to do.