Epic Skyline listing

[cattledrftr]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/c ... 10616.html

[RicerX]

God I love craigslist. I would almost buy this thing just because the listing is so epic.

[Encryptshun]

Jeebus jumped up christ on a cracker that is the best CL ad I've ever seen.

[Dattebayo]

Yeah it's fun, but all that press for an RB20 is kind of meh.

[RicerX]

All that press for a Yugo still would have been epic.

[numbnuts240]

it reads like an epic meal time script, and that's annoying.

[costa_rican13]

that fricken hilarious! i wish i had 5k. but would rather it have interior and a/c as well..

[alms24sebring]

Well, he speaks the truth! SOLD!

[VQpwrdSE-R]

For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay

This CL secretes awesomeness!

[themadscientist]

It simply must be saved for later generations to read and be inspired. This person is the Joe Pesci of marketing. Hell I want to by the thing after this description!

This isn't your normal skyline. This motherf**ker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorlst? No? Then you need this car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a f**k.

Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for p****** so we got rid of it. Manly as f**k. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your d**k after you buy this car. You're a girl? S**t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious.

Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F**k that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f**king fast.

This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F**k. Yes.

Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f**k about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you f**king covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your f**king back and I blow charlie to kingdom f**king come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright f**king green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner.

This car has got 1.5 metric f**k tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't f**king END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed.

You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so f**king fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was f**king rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherf**ker you've ever driven.

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.

I'd love to meet the guy that wrote this; invite sent.

[orangeNblue]

Holy awesome!! Hands down the best written craigslist I've ever seen!

He should be a car salesman

[300ZXttZMAN]

God I love craigslist. I would almost buy this thing just because the listing is so epic.

[300ZXttZMAN]

That guy is insane.

[ADDirishboy]

He should be a car salesman

[Dattebayo]

He should be a car salesman

Call me crazy, but I think he just might be selling a car in that listing...