Entertaining real life story of the week post. You WISH you were me.

[Sircnay]

So two nights ago, I went with my buddy to pick up his KA24 w/ trans (he got it for $150, we're turbo-blowing it.). Well as we get there we see this GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL girl mowing the lawn. My first indication that she was hot was 1. She was hot. and 2. She was mowing the lawn and therefore knew her place in the world (flamesuit on).

So we sit there and I appreciate the beauty that is this girl. She's wearing some form fitting jeans and a nice leapord print tank topish type of deal. And mowing the lawn. So after she finally goes into her home we go to the guy's house and start trying to get the crane to lift the engine. Well... what do you know, there's no chain to hook the engine together. But there is however this funky chain harness deal that you can bolt into the block. Lucky us we have no bolts. This is where hot girl across the street comes in.

I think, "Hmm... well we need bolts, she's hot..." and after I put one and two together I pretty much made my chance to go talk to her. So i dust my hands off and walk over across the street. Luckily she's sitting there with her friend. The following is the most accurate transcript that I can remember:

"Hi, my name is Chris. We were unprepared boy scouts and didn't bring the bolts needed to hook these chains up to this engine. I was wondering if you happened to have any." "Um... hi... Chris... um... let me ask my dad." Then she gets up and goes inside while her friend is sitting there (not hot). "Hi." -me"Hi." -her"What's your name?""Laurena.""Oh, cute name, are you in school?""No I just graduated." "Oh, are you in college?""No, I'm starting next semester. How about you?""I'm at FCC."

Then her dad comes out and gives me two bolts. I look at them and IMMEDIATELY i know they don't fit. But I figure this is a good reason to come back in a few when her parents aren't sitting right there. So I go back, tell them the bolts don't fit. So we fiddle around some more and nothing. So I go back across the street and I hear:

"Oh my God, that guy was so cute..."

When I interrupt with, "I'm so sorry to bother you again."*girly giggles*"What?"*girly giggles* "Nothing.""... alright, well the bolts didn't fit. But thanks so much for your help. Can I get your number.... what was your name?""Carly.""Carly. Could I get your number and maybe I could treat you to a drink or something to repay you for your kindness."*giggles* "Sure, it's xxx-xxxx.""Thank you." and as I start to walk away I turn around and say, "And if you could not giggle as I walk away, my self-esteem would appreciate it." *massive giggling as I walk away* "You're cute. Call me!"

And there you have it friends, using a pair of nuts to get some chick who knows her place in the world and her number. Man I'm awesome. I was feeling bad that I didn't let my friend talk to her so being that I'm so awesome I photocopied a picture of me and gave it to him. He felt better i think.

[-HyJynX-]

lmao, best story ever..only because of this part

2. She was mowing the lawn and therefore knew her place in the world

[creophus]

That's a pretty decent story. Now let's see how you follow up!

[GEO]

Post a pic of her here, I'll be the judge if she is hot or not.

[Drift Machine]

Good story.

But I still don't wish I was you.

[Sircnay]

Good story.

But I still don't wish I was you.

Yeah, neither do I.

[BomexS13]

[prigo]

I concur.

[JDMaholic]

In the words of my roomate "Did ya get some, well then I don't wanna f*****g hear about it". Actually that's cool I wish I had the balls to ask out a random chick.

[szh]

And there you have it friends, using a pair of nuts to get some chick who knows her place in the world and her number.

When you get to use a different "pair of nuts" with her, let us know!

Z

[getnrowdy23]

nuts? i thought it was bolts :| im so confused!

[Altiman94]

entertaining story is what it is.

[[Zero-S]]

Followup Chris? There shall be no followup. And you know why

[Mr1der]

****, I'd be the one giving her nuts and bolts...

you got your place in life backwards....

[nametakennow]

I thought you had a girlfriend? (though this isn't known to stop me from associating with other females)

Did I miss a breakup thread? ::crawls into a hole::

[crzycav86]

Don't you already have a girl? I've seen some of your threads about her. What happened to her?

[Mr1der]

maybe he wants a legal one for legal fun?

[SeVa-S13]

The underage mistress was strictly platonic if I remember correctly...

[gabossie]

Ammusing, but I still don't wish I was you, I'm happy with my own situations

[Silvia2b]

She had a really cool name too. I guess I'm just partial though cause that's my wifes name. But than also explains why I don't wish I was you! Good luck with your adventures though and keep us posted.
Modified by Silvia2b at 10:38 PM 10/4/2004

[Sircnay]

I still have my girlfriend. But hey, what's stopping me from d!ck around (not literally) with girls? :shrugs shoulders:

[jdmfreak]

Oh so this was just for ****s and giggles?