Not sure what's funny, but OK.
I'm no fan of auto-stop/start or whatever either, but I've owned three cars with it (early hybrids) and there was no difference in acceleration from a stop than if the car was running. None at all.
BTW, some hybrids (my past ones included) out-accelerate their gas-powered counterparts from 0-20, 0-30.
So, if you're terrified of being rear-ended, you might want to consider swapping out.