EMINEM's Ricer Joint

Post by **I H8 UR DSM** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (sratches)... Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?, Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs? Wanna follow me and do exactly as i did?, Try NOS and get your motor ****ed up worse then my life is? My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight, but i can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate. And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted " Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so i could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.Got pissed off and ripped all my honda emblems off, And replaced them with "R" badges so people know im not soft.I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on. "Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute thats a viper, dawg!!"I don't give a ****, i'll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!

:ylsuper

Post by **MasterMan** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

haha so clever..

Post by **AZhitman** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

Friggin hilarious. Good stuff DSM.

Post by **MaineExport** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

Damn DSM.... that's funny!!! You should take that act on the road.

Post by **240SXer** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

hehe... "i'll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!" That's so ricey. I was at a light with a Civic and I had 4 people in my 240 and he took off when it was still red!! Way red! I started gaining on him but I couldnt close his 3 carlength gap that he stole by taking off early. Then he flashes his hazards!!! Anyone ever hear of people taking off wayyy early?

David.

Post by **Mike09** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

that's a great song. Love it

Post by **honda_eater** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

hmmm impressive

Post by **I H8 UR DSM** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

where you get that dope skull shifter?

Post by **UncleBen** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

Post by **Atom12** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

That was pretty good. But now I'm going to have that song in my head for the next two days. So really you stink;)

Post by **Tino** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

AHAHAHAHAHA .... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... ::can't breath::

Post by **Jusepi97sx** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

ahh.. well shows you got talent... but also that you might have a bit too much free time on your hands....

Post by **Daunttless** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

I had a ford festiva roll up on me last night, I was just sitting in the slow lane on the way to Bennigan's to meet my girlfriend for some food, and I'm sitting at the light and he rolls up on me and starts revving. I thought he was just getting ready for it to turn green because there was a slightl incline, and I glance over and he's like focused on the "Race" thats about to go down and he's majorly revving up at this point. I just started laughing, like, tears in my eyes laughing. People race for like 1/8 of a mile there because the two roads merge into one, so its pretty much a win or lose situation, well the light turns green and I"m just laughing and feeling like its totally not even worth it. So I let him have his little take off, and then I catch him by third gear, but I felt so bad I slowed down so he could be in front. : ) The sad thing is I never exceeded 3000 RPMs. : ) And I thought the 240 was underpowered... : )

Post by **SpeeDDrifT** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

great rhyme H8......i'd buy that albumn.....nah i'd just download it.

i like the story daunt.

two days ago i had some fool revvin up at me in a pick-up truck....i hate that. so i'm driving speed limit, he gets all tough tailgating me then he passing me in the opposite lane. we come to a stop sign we he proceeds to power brake, doing one of those low speed burnouts that trucks do. so i back up a little to keep him from throwing pebbles at my paint. at the next stoplight i end up next to him. he is staring at me like he's all cool and wants some sort of recognition. so i look at him, "that was pretty weak dude!" and drive off......then he gets all tough and zooms past me (i was just cruising speed limit), whatever.:rolleyes

Post by **UncleBen** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

OMG, ahahahhaa

Post by **240SXer** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

Yesterday I lined up with this Older Civic hatchback He had Intake, exhaust and all that crap. His interior was also stripped. I didnt know if he was going to race so I didnt launch, then when the light turns green he takes off like mad, I floor it chirp 2nd, chirp 3rd but I can't take him, he inches ahead about 1/2 a car. It sucked. I think I could have taken him If I would have launched. But then He's going like 75 so I pull up to him with it holding in 4th gear. I gun the engine for a sec so he knows I want to race, then I hear his intake scream and I take off, he starts holding till about 80mph, then I start pulling away, by 107 about I was about 1.5 cars away and I threw it in 5th and flashed my hazards..

Isnt that odd? Usually my best chance of winning is from a dead stop, I thought if he could hold the 1/4 mi he'd definetly smoke me the higher speeds. I become more and more impressed with my 240 every day.

Post by **float_6969** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

Unless it had VTEC, your displacement would win in the top end.

Post by **Spectre** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

I love it when someone races me without indicating that they want to race. I'm sitting at the stop light...it turns green...they take off and I drive like I normally do. Anyone had that happen? If you're going to race try to indicate it to the other driver, otherwise it's not really a race.

Post by **s14=pimpin'** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

LOL Jesse, dem rymes is dope, money G. Didn't know you could kick a freestyle like dat, m'man!! Skool all dem dunnies, think they no how to soup up their rides!!! Fuuny **** man, keep it up.

Spectre, I totally hear you man. I was sitting at a red light, flippin threw my CD's, trying to figure out what tunes I want to listen to. Last gen lude pulls up beside me, I didn't even notice him, just minding my own business. Light turns green, I take off like i normally would, which is about the equivelant of a hard honda launch. All of a sudden, as i hit 3500RPM's, I shift into second and rice boy floors it, zooming by me! I didn't even bother trying, I'm like, "WTF, if this guy wanted to race, he should have reved at me or gave me the nod or something"

Stupid rice boys, the lude would be a good battle, but I'd have to launch really well in order to make it a good race.

drive safely

Post by **nametakennow** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

I thought Em had just sold (in the past 6 months or so) his Mustang LX with its custom purple (yes, purple) paint, 10,000$ system, and yes, Cobra rims. Has he moved on to Civic ricing?

Good rhymes by the way... were there any rhymes? I don't remember, it was good though.

Post by **MikeS14240sx** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

i h8 that was great. I laughed, I cried:ylsuper

Post by **Tino** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

"I nearly died" cmon finish what you start

Post by **Drifter240** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

LOL. That was fuking funny. Yeah, about the taking off early thing, honda drivers love doing that. Speaking of hondas, has anyone ever have a ricey looking accord or civic start crap, but then realize what your'e driving and pretend not to want to race all of a sudden?! Guess some of them DO realize that the stickers don't add horsepower.

Post by **1sicFrankenstein240** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

change

My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight

to

My bodykit's dead weight, I'm trying to get my camber straight

Post by **240SXer** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

Another thing I see a lot of ricers do is they rev on you, then you take off and look like a dumbass as they just sit there. Then you think the dumbass does not want to race, then right as you let off and upshift you hear him take off. Then they blow by you and you've gotta try to make up them coming up on the side at like 35mph while you're going 15-20.. I hate that.. I just love how I burn all these riced *** hondas and i'm bone stock.

I raced a Viper today, I went out of my way to get a race, he just pulled away slowly (obviously didnt race) I wanted to see him take off like mad, I knew I wouldnt win, it was just the joy of seeing a 12 second car roast away that I wanted. Oh well...

Post by **klorocks** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

did that to an nsx once, i thought it was funny, just wanted to see him take off on me, he just looked in amazement that i actually wanted to start with him, and he laughed, and laughed........and laughed. I didnt find it that funny, well... yeah i did

Post by **I H8 UR DSM** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

nsx's are not fast cars....and there arent many of them hooked up....but they are high 13 second cars if lucky...

Post by **Miami240** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

LMAO good song there i H8... i think im gona go back and read it again.. LOL its just so true....

Post by **s14=pimpin'** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

1sicFrankenstein240 wrote:change

My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight

to

My bodykit's dead weight, I'm trying to get my camber straight

and I'm still trying to figure out, how to bolt on, my angled license plate

Post by **12second240** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:49 am

is that original cause man respect for that, it sums things up quite nicely

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