My girl sent me this email with things to put men down. this is it, + my rebutle.
HERS!!!
>>Men are like ..... Laxatives . They irritate the **** out of you. >> >>Men are like . Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm >>they are. >> >>Men are like . Vacations . They never seem to be long enough. >> >>Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change >>them. >> >>Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not >>quite sure why. >> >>Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, & they >>usually head right for your hips. >> >>Men are like . Commercials . You can't believe a word they say. >> >>Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are >>always 1/2 off. >> >>Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo >>long to mature. >> >>Men are like ........ Mascara They usually run at the first sign of >>emotion. >> >>Men are like ........ Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a >>little while. >> >>Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're >>coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. >> >>Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very >>bright. >> >>Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are >>taken, the rest are handicapped
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Mine
Women are like ..... Laxatives . They irritate the **** out of you to the point you prefer to stay in the bathroom than to come out and deal with her.
Women are like . Vacations . No matter how much you try to enjoy it, something always happens to make you wish you never did it.
women are like . Weather . they always find a way to spoil your good mood.
Women are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Women are like . Commercials . you hope each one will be better than the last, but they just get worse and worse.
Women are like ........ Department Stores ...... There is always a sale, and no man wants to be around it for long
Women are like ........ 401Ks...... No matter how much you put into it, there is always a penalty if you try to get out of it
Women are like ........Onions......they cause a lot of headaches and tears Women are like ........ Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a liittle while until you get the fresh bag with new poppings in them to still taste good
Women are like ........ Snowstorms ......You know sooner or later you are gonna have to deal with their bull****, but there is nothing you can do about it.
Women are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... takes forever to warm up, and by the time they are, men are too tired to care about it.
Women are like ........ Parking Spots ........ no matter how much you try to stay between the lines, somehow you end up pissing someone off over not being where or what they wanted you to be.
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