Elderly couple

[Gold Digger]

Got this from a friend of mine today...i laughed pretty hard...hopefully you will.

> > > An elderly couple is enjoying a 50 year anniversary dinner together in >a > > > small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember > > > the first time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind > > > this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." > > > > > > "Yes," she says, "I remember it well." > > > > > > "Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can > > > do it for old time's sake." > > > > > > "Oooooooh Charlie, you devil, that sounds like a good idea." > > > > > > There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all > > > this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these > > > two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them > > > so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, > > > leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they > > > get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old > > > lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his > > > trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man > > > moves in. > > > > > > Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching > > > policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like > > > eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes. > > > > > > She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. > > > This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse > > > panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned > > > something about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of > > > lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet > > > and put their clothes back on. The Policeman, still watching thinks, > > > that was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him > > > what his secret is. > > > > > > As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else. You > > > must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? > > > You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of > > secret?" > > > > > > The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

[crzycav86]

Hahaha... Good one. I thought it was better than the "If your girl denies sex.." thread.

[quiksilvia]

i dunno about that, i cant wait to own my girl later