Dumbass 240 SX owner talking out his *** at the track on Saturday

[fryrice]

OK, just to clarify, 240SX owners are not dumbasses. It just so happens a dumbass owns a 240SX.

I'm in the staging lanes right up front waiting for the first race, talking to the Mustang GT owner to the left of me who I'll be racing when the track opens.....

This dumbass kid comes up to the GT owner and talks **** to him how he spanked him all around on the street, and did it all motor too:rolleyes

so the Mustang owner says what do you run? Kid replies "a 14.5"

So both the Mustang owner and myself tell this kid that he should run the mustang (hi 13/low 14 second car). He replies, "My car is here, but uh, I left my slicks at home or else I'd run"

The mustang owner said he was not on slicks either so it'd be fair. The 240sx owner still refused :rolleyes

Then he blurted out the comment of the day.... "I don't need to race you, I can probably beat any all motor car here"



I said, hey, I'm all motor, I'll race you, here or later....he asked which car is going to get stomped? I pointed to the mullet mobile....and of course the "FRYRICE" license plate....

He said, "oh, I don't race American cars anyway." I asked why? "They're not as technologically advanced. Not worth my time."

Then he says, "well my dad's car will kick your car's ***...it has a parachute even":rolleyes :rolleyes

So of course I said, well my uncle's cousin's brother in law's dad has a car that can kick your dad's cars ***.....

He said "well, I'm talking about my dad, not about someone else's dad." He just didn't get it.:squint

So should I have slapped this guy or what??

[Repo Man]

So should I have slapped this guy or what??

Mulletman, you should have given him the Mushroom tat right on the damn forehead and then taken his 240.

How stupid can one possibly be?

[Daunttless]

You should have taken his picture, I'm going to start carrying my digital camera around and taking pictures of people, there was a court case ( actually based on voyeurism, but it applies ) that any picture taken publically with or without consent is not illegal. ( the case was about people wearing shoe cams to look up chicks skirts ) Suffice to say, this will allow me to take pictures of them with their cars so that I can have a wall of shame in my shop. : ) Matt, I'm all about you beating him stupid except I don't think it'd change much. : ) Although I woudl have slapped him and called him a little *****, whats he gonna do, tell the police? "hey, yeah, this guy, he slapped me when I started talking **** to him." They'd laugh, We'd laugh, everyone would laugh except for him, he'd be crying in the corner like he should be while we repo'd his 240 for stupidity. : )

[I H8 UR DSM]

doesnt your mullet slow you down in the quarter?? all that hair is heavy....but im sure it does help with the chicks!!!!

lol

[redrocket]

Hell i woudl have that little **** is a disgrace to 240 owners everywhere

[s14=pimpin']

well, he's not as dumb as you guys make him sound.......

he didn't race the mullet mobiles now, did he?

stupid kid, you should have b itch slapped him like a pimp, would have made me proud!

[I H8 UR DSM]

yea mullet mod, we have an All Motor Civic Hatch that we would run you in the 1/4 with : ) and its only putting out below 230 to the front wheels : )

http://www.b20vtec.com

[Daunttless]

Thats ok, we know the mullet mobile is weak, but we like Matt anyways. : )

[Repo Man]

doesnt your mullet slow you down in the quarter?? all that hair is heavy....but im sure it does help with the chicks!!!!

lol

Tha mullet is actually one of the most aerodynamic of hair cuts as long as it's done properly. No more than a #3 guard on top and sides and plenty of mousse on the long part in back to create a big-hair vacuum...

Chicks salivate over this. Also see Bosworth in "Stone Cold". That's another tail-gettin' mullet.

http://www.mulletsgalore.com

[MasterMan]

ehh just a nother punk kid.. fak em' they make the rest of us look bad.. but im under 18 so i can beat the sh it out of them and not get arrested... GO ME!

[s14=pimpin']

LOL, THATS THE FUNNIEST ISH YOU EVER WROTE REPO!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Daunttless]

Well, since only a domestic owner would run without a windshield, thats the only time a mullet would come into play. : )

[I H8 UR DSM]

and you can cut the mullet with the old 'FLOWBEE' device which attached to the end of your vacuum....economical mullet : )

[redrocket]

its not the flowbee its the suckcut

[Repo Man]

LOL, THATS THE FUNNIEST ISH YOU EVER WROTE REPO!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:smoker

[MasterMan]

FLOWBEE...hgahaha ppl used to sell thos at my dads work.. he used to come home everyday makin fun of em.. damn things su.ck!

[s14=pimpin']

flowbees, mulletts, LOL, this red neck bashing is great!!!!! HAHAHAHA, damn repo, that mulletsgalour page is a riot!!! OMG, I gotta go to the states some time soon!! Everyone in tennesee has a mullet! Dads, moms, kids, grandma, holy, I was pissing myself the whole stop over in TN, who the hell thinks a mullet is stylin'? What kinda crack are they selling down south?

bask in my comliments repo, I'm in a good mood!!!

[I H8 UR DSM]

FLOWBEE...hgahaha ppl used to sell thos at my dads work.. he used to come home everyday makin fun of em.. damn things su.ck!

of course the su ck ....thats how they work...duh

[FrEaK]

Fry rice... what was the face he made when he saw the fryrice license plate?

i have to say dude.... if you ever see him again tell him he's a disgrace to 240sx owners all over...

[sil80drifter]

enough of the mullet! if I read that word again I will burst into flames!

sil80

[redrocket]

flowbees, mulletts, LOL, this red neck bashing is great!!!!! HAHAHAHA, damn repo, that mulletsgalour page is a riot!!! OMG, I gotta go to the states some time soon!! Everyone in tennesee has a mullet! Dads, moms, kids, grandma, holy, I was pissing myself the whole stop over in TN, who the hell thinks a mullet is stylin'? What kinda crack are they selling down south?

bask in my comliments repo, I'm in a good mood!!!

hey not everyone down south has a mullet and if you think TN is bad try going to Arkansas. Mississippi and Arkansas have a contest every year to see who is the worst state in the union

[UncleBen]

i think arkansas would win. i have relatives there, and so i'm there kinda often. i saw some old pics of my cousins and uncles, and they all had mullets. it was embarassing

[TrueSlide]

Someone take that kids 240 away and give him a fuggin civic!!!

[UncleBen]

he doesn't deserve a civic. give him a tempo.......

[FrEaK]

Give him a scooter........

[fryrice]

yea mullet mod, we have an All Motor Civic Hatch that we would run you in the 1/4 with : ) and its only putting out below 230 to the front wheels : )

http://www.b20vtec.com

Linky no worky. Drive that biotch down to Phx and you've got a race

[fryrice]

Well, since only a domestic owner would run without a windshield, thats the only time a mullet would come into play. : )

But then again only an import would run without a hood :pface

[fryrice]

Fry rice... what was the face he made when he saw the fryrice license plate?

First his eyes kinda popped out of his head and gave a quick "oh shiot I fukked up look," but then he composed himself enough to spit out some more horseshat with a straight face :rolleyes

[MaineExport]

Ahh it's nice to see you gracing our boards with your presence Fryrice... don't be such a stranger.

[UncleBen]

LMAO