Dumb Laws.....Look for your states dumb laws.

[BB Turbo]

I was lookin around and found this interesting and funny site dealing with dumb laws that are still in act today, check it out.

Click here.....

Haha, here is one from my state ( Texas ). It is a felony to possess more than six dildos. WTF!, also, it is illegal to shoot a cow from te second story of a hotel.

[nlzmo400r]

in my state its illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it, yea thats believable, i guess u HAVE to get married and have ur husband in the car ALL the time, either way, funny stuff man, and as a side note, i recongnize ur name, werent u supposed to get a car soon, im assuming ur getting close to 16 or 17, i think i remember u saying someting about a 240??

[BB Turbo]

Yeah, in nametakennows thread, i can actually have one now if i wanted, a 91 240sx hatch, 5 spd, but like i said, my uncle just rebuilt it, he had promised me it, but he is always saying something of how much he loves the car, he didnt know about the tuning possibilities until i told him, which was probabl a mistake, i am just gonna wait for a 95 se 5spd, thats the one i want.

[S13Ka24e]

I wonder if that stuff is true for "The English language is not to be spoken" in Illinois.

[blackbeltclub99]

I know this is not as stupid but in Virginia you can't put rims on your car that are more than 2" bigger than stock(so if your car came with 14's you can't put on anything bigger than 16's)

[sultan]

in richardson it's illegal to do u-turns. hmm, i don't recall seeing no u-turn signs at all the intersections, and i have done u-turns... oops.in mesquite it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. man, if i was a cop in mesquite i'd have fun with that.

[stunt_driver]

this one is funny from texas

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

and a city law in dallas

It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.

[jmillheiser]

wyoming even has a few strange ones.

like in cheyenne its illegal to take a shower on wendsday (come and get me piggies*L*).

and women cant stand within 5 feet of a bar in wyoming (never seen this one enforced*LOL*)

and any buildings that cost over 100K must have 1% of the value of the building spent on artwork

[jmillheiser]

heres a good one in chico california.

Detonating a nuclear device in city limits is punishable by a 500$ fine

[yeswepromise]

Long Beach

Cars are the only item allowed in a garage. It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. oh goddammit i broke both of these laws!

[Get240DiZzY]

I like this one:

In Wyoming, you may not take a picture of a rabbit between January and April unless you have an official permit.

[creophus]

Here's a good one from FL:Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Who'd have to pass a law like that??:eek:

Also I live in Tampa, and I don't believe some of them to be true.It is considered an offense to shower naked.You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

I think they are missing something...like its not legal to do this stuff in public.

But this one is totally true:Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.

I remember the debates and when they passed this one. At one point it was being enforced, but now no one seems to care!:boink :bshake

[Bandit240]

Its not on there, but in SC its illegal to drive without shoes on. I got stopped for speeding and he warned me about haveing my shoes off. I think i had a damn good excuse. The were covered in mud in the bed of my truck, I didnt want mud in my truck. But otherwise it would have been a $50 ticket.

[r34 gtr]

alabama is awsome.....Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. hmm....wheres my salt..

[y3llows14]

alabama is awsome.....Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. hmm....wheres my salt..

I thought I heard that you can have ice cream in your back pocket any other day than Sunday in Alabama? Well thats what my teacher told me.

[creophus]

I was actually told in driver's ed that it is illegal to drive with your shoes off. I live in FL.

[float_6969]

I live in Kansas and we've got the shoe one too. I think one of the best ones on there for my state is this one, "If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed", or what about not being able to shoot rabbits from motorboats? Damn! that ruins my whole weekend!

[ricebike]

OK what's up w/ this ice cream law? "A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket."

"Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business."BUT"A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll."

DUH"The penalty for jumping off a building is death."

K, thanx for the bandwidth :P

[ricebike]

If bloomberg can enforce this instead of raising taxes in NYC...

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."

agh, new term of "rubbernecking" since almost all of them are 'tite'

[Rockenreno]

I was actually told in driver's ed that it is illegal to drive with your shoes off. I live in FL.

That's a law everywhere. And it is enforced occasionally. You are also not allowed to wear open-healed shoes while driving if I am correct. All of these things are actually safety hazards, and if you get into an accident without shoeson , there is a higher chance you'll be found at fault.

[creophus]

Ok, so this is something that everyone knows about. I was told it was a safety issue in drivers ed. Has anyone tried driving with no shoes? I have and its wierd! I don't recommend it because I don't feel like I have much control over the car. I did not know that there was a higher chance you would be found at fault if you have an accident though.

[Rockenreno]

I have a friend who will never drive with shoes on for some reason. I prefer having shoes on, feels much better, have more control, and your feet don't get incredibly dirty. Same friend was in an accident (not his fault, old woman ran stop sign, he hit her, she paid for it), and he made sure to put on shoes before the police got there :P

[AZhitman]

I drive with my right shoe off - I can feel the brake and gas pedal better, and my sock is more stable on the pedal than a slippery leather sole of a dress shoe.

Come to think of it, WHO THE HELL CARES? I don't even know why I typed this...

[Rockenreno]

interesting... 1 shoe off... should we call you 'Shoeless AZ Hitman'?:thinker