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Mon Mar 29, 2004 4:35 pm
I was on a two-lane on-ramp, you know, the kind that is practically a full circle on an incline? Anyway, I'm in the right lane, behind a Ford F350, going pretty slow. At the bottom of the on-ramp, I decided to pass him on the left... What does he do? He speeds up so that when the two lanes merge I'm fuQt. In an attempt pass him before then, I downshift into second while flooring it. As you might expect, the rear end tails out. I ended up sliding across BOTH lanes on the freeway (both were empty, thank God...) and finally getting grip in the fast lane... which was fine, I was already going 75 mph by then. LESSON LEARNED: Time for LSD.
Or there was the time when my friend and I were driving around in his car. On the way back from a show, he's driving in the fast lane and someone starts tailgating him. So he slows down just as we begin to pass a semi on the freeway. After we sufficently piss the driver off, we change lanes and he flies by. When we got off the freeway, we noticed that he had gotten off too! So my friend starts tailgating him with his brights on. He guy pulls over and lets us pass. When we turned off the road to head to my apartment complex, he started following us. I told my friend not to go in, but to keep driving. The other guy follows us to a light and my friend ducks into a left turn lane. He pulls up next to us and four big guys open their doors and stand up, shouting at him. My buddy says, "Just act scared... that's what they want..." and I replied, "WTF man, YOU pissed them off... You want me to soil myself while I'm at it?" Luckily for us, they got bored and left. LESSON LEARNED: Don't let friends intentionally piss off other drivers. If another driver wants to teach them a lesson, you might be in the line of fire.