Do any of you fellows know a guy by the name of Bill Brasky?

[miteymax86]

I hear he goes about 6'8" 290He uses his own thigh as an anvil!Brasky's semen can turn into a liquid human-like the guy on "Terminator"

[ninjak84]

This demands an explanation.....

[miteymax86]

Go to any Kazaa/Gnutella/Imesh/whatever, stop searching for p0rn, and type in something to the effect of "SNL Bill Brasky" download and listen to the corresponding MP3, you will find the clarity you seek, grasshopper

[Mayhem_J30]

Yeah I know Brasky! He's weighs in at about 800 lbs 9'3" tall. He would shoot whisky into his neck with a syringe.

HERE'S TO BRASKY!!:beerchug

[FrEaK]

BILL BRASKEY WOULD EAT A HOMELESS PERSON IF YOU DARED HIM TOO!He showers in vodka and feeds his babies shrimp scappie....

Im legally retarded...

[wingzero]

Do you know Bill Braskey? OH MY GOD I WANT TO BE YOUR DEAR FRIEND!

[FrEaK]

AND I"D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!

.....

[miteymax86]

He's a 10ft 2-ton monster, that can palm a medicine ball!BEST DAMN SALESMAN IN THE OFFICE!Did I ever tell you about the time me and Brasky went horseback riding? EXCEPT THERE WERE NO HORSES! He threw a saddle on me, and rode me around Wyoming for three days. Wouldn't ya know it, I developed incredible stamina and leg strength, so Brasky entered me in the Breeder's cup under the name, 'Turkish Delight' and I'm running in second place, and I'm running, and I BREAK MY ANKLE!!! and they were about to shoot me when someone from the crowd yelled, God, bless 'em, 'Don't shoot him, he's a human!'I once saw him scissors-kick Angela LansburyHe thinks the Iron Man is gayHe killed Wolfman Jack with a trident

[FrEaK]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[Spectre]

They should bring Bill Brasky back man! Those skits kicked @ss! Here's to Bill Brasky!

[miteymax86]

Yeah, they need more Brasky sketches, problem is, I guess they had the sketch where Brasky had died and they were all at his funeral, so it'd be kinda hard to bring it back now, especially since Will Ferrel is gonna be leaving too

[Mayhem_J30]

will ferrel was a great asset to SNL. it's a shame.

HERE'S TO WILL!!

[theTony]

:thumbup :beer

[miteymax86]

TO WILL FERREL!:alcoholic Best damn Brasky player on the show!

[miteymax86]

Brasky still believes in Santy Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films!Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky came to my son's wedding? Well, anyway, me and Brasky are standing there minding are own business and the priest is doing his thing, and before ya know it, he ends up marrying me and Brasky!!!!! We spend the next two weeks in the Poconos where Brasky makes love to me like no one ever has.The character of Johnny Appleseed is based on Brasky, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.So, anyway, every Saturday, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park, he named the cobra Beverly and taught it to fetch the paper and dial a phone, until one day the cobra bit the maid! With tears in his eyes, Brasky did the only thing he could've done, he shot the maid.You know how Brasky taught his son to drive? He entered him in the Indy 500, of course, the kid wrecked and died on the first lap, and ya know what Brasky said, he said, "It was bound to happen someday"

[Spectre]

That was good man! Can anyone top that please? I need more laughs.

[miteymax86]

Brasky did three tours in 'Nam, ya know. So, I'm at the bar in Corpus Christi the other day being waited on by a seven foot tall Asian, and I get to thinking, so I ask, and sure enough, his name is Ho-Tran Brasky!The Pope told him it was OK to have mistresses!Brasky got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak-the afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms!Ya know, it was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane.He makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as "Bear Bryant"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.His favorite movie is, "The Boy in the Plastic Bubble" starring John Travoltas.He uses the Shroud of Tourin as a golf towel.Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well, he decides to hunt down and kill all of the Banana Splits with a machete. They all begged for their lives, except Fleagle.Brasky's ranked 18th in the AP college football poll.We once threw a bachelor party for Brasky, and he ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.:beer He used to ride upon a steed for chance to spy a lady.

[MaineExport]

Keep 'em comming max... I'm pissing myself remembering Will reciting these lines!!

[FrEaK]

Just download the whole thing from kaaza... its even more funny when you actually hear it...

[miteymax86]

He once ate the Bible while water-skiing!Did I ever tell you about the time me and Brasky went to the bar? Well, he picks me up and says, "We're gonna go have us a drink" so we drive for like six hours until we come to an empty parking lot, and I turn to him and say, "Bill, there's no bar here." He says to me, "Just wait, they'll build one" and wouldn't ya know, six months later they built a bar on that very site, we went in had a beer, and as we walked out Brasky torched the place to the ground. He turned to me and said, "Leave everything how you found it."Brasky onced dressed up as Santa Claus for a Christmas party I was having for my children. You all know them don't you? Yeah, Matt and Sarah! Dumb as bricks, always have dirty faces? Yeah that's them! Anyway, Brasky comes in and proceeds to hand out cigarettes and scrap metal, then when he's through, he rips off his beard and says, "Santa's dead, I ate him"Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.Legend has it, if you put a phonograph needle on Brasky's left nipple it plays the Beach Boys "Pet Sounds"Daryl Dawkins has a summer home in Brasky's groin!You know what Brasky got me for Christmas last year? A videotape of him having sex with my wife! And you know what? I swear to God it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.

[miteymax86]

Basically, I'm postwhoring. Deal.