I got this from another site thought it was funny
Dictionary for Womens Personal Ads
40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous .................................. Slept with all your friends
Athletic .........................................No tits
Average looking.......... ............. .....Has a face like an @$$
Beautiful........................... ........... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile............ ....... ......Does a lot of pills
Educated............. .................. ......Was the campus whore
Emotionally Secure........... . ...........On medication
Feminist..........................................Fat Free spirit...................... .. ..............Junkie
Friendship first........... ..... ...............Former slut
Fun......................... .... .................Annoying
Gentle.................... .......................Dull
Good Listener.............. . ..................Autistic
New-Age.................... ........... ........Body hair problems
Old-fashioned........... ...... ..............No BJs or anal
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing................. ............. .......Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...................... ... .........Sloppy drunk
Poet................................ .... .......Depressive
Professional....................................******
Romantic.......................................Frigid
Social............... .................... ......Fanny like a clowns pocket Voluptuous..................... . ..............Very Fat
Large lady..................... ... ............Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate..............................Stalker
Widow............................... .. ..........Murderer
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think = about?
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game = on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.
14. Let's talk =I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit =I'm gay:fruit
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