I collect highways. I like a drive that demands my full attention — where the road plunges, twists, turns and dips — like The Corkscrew at Laguna Seca. Even better, I'd like a stack of Corkscrews, laid end to end.
I want blind corners, off-camber turns, sudden surface changes, diabolical hairpins, unnerving switchbacks, decreasing-radius bends, a tempting straight that suddenly ends with an unforgiving hard right or left....
We can't all drive racecars in competition, so my definition includes public highways with challenging corners that could be carved out and placed squarely on a racetrack.
You can find roads like these, if you know where to look.
Even better, follow a biker.
Motorcycle enthusiasts are locked in a very personal relationship with snakelike asphalt and dipsy-doodle curves. They know where to find the best roads.
One of the best I know is a diabolical 11-mile stretch of tightly wound twisties on the Tennessee/North Carolina border, skirting the edge of the Great Smoky Mountains National Park.
It's called Route 129, but it's better known as "The Tail of the Dragon."
Eleven miles doesn't sound like much, but there are 318 (yeah, you read that right), very demanding curves crammed into that relatively short stretch of road.
Here's the bad news: There's precious little road shoulder. In fact, the road sides drop off precipitously most of the way, or you've got hundreds of unforgiving trees or the occasional strategically placed stone wall. There's no forgiveness on the Dragon's Tail, and virtually no margin for error.
Bikers love the Dragon, but it's great fun in a maneuverable car, like a 2007 Porsche Boxster S.
How fast you go is up to you. Most of this road is marked with yellow caution diamonds, but the sport bikers are doubling, even tripling the limits in many places. There's almost nowhere for a lurking cop to hide, but if you miss a turn and snag a tree, it might take a few minutes for rescuers to locate you.
That happens here a lot.
The road is lined with sad little homemade markers designating former crash sites, but if you're trying to read some unfortunate's name and the date of his demise, you're likely to miss the next turn. Just concentrate, and not only will you survive, you'll have a ball.
Some people like to start The Dragon at Deal's Gap, North Carolina, then head due northwest into Tennessee through Crud Corner, which opens suddenly and heads deceptively into Cooper Straight, unnerves you with The Dips in just a little over a mile, and nearly forces you into The Wall before you're left-right-left-ing at Sunset Corner. Survive those and you'll be battling a mile of zigzags, appropriately called The Chicanes.
Be prepared to get airborne at The Mini Hump, and just as you recover your composure, you'll be flying high again at The (real) Hump, a.k.a. The Gravity Cavity. If you're a well-traveled biker, the narrow, unforgiving Dalton Gap Bridge will remind you of The Isle of Man TT.
It's only been 3.1 miles and you're carving up the Dalton Esses in preparation for sneaky Parsons Curve and the aptly named Swift Corner. By now, you've covered just 4 miles of The Dragon, and you've probably turned 75 times. Tension? You bet.
The corner names are intriguing. How about Busa Bash? Someone on a Suzuki Hayabusa must have come a cropper there. You don't want to know how Kill-Boy Shadetree Corner got its name.
Carousel Corner comes up next, at 4.9 miles. It's much tighter than the notorious Elkhart Lake turn of the same name. Brake or Bust Bend is self-explanatory. If it fools you going in, you won't make it out. It's not a bad idea to run the route a few times before you really try to tackle these turns.
Bob Bondurant tells his students, "You can go into a corner hot, or you can exit hot, but you can't do both." That ought to be your mantra here. The overhanging canopy of big trees means you can come safely around a dry curve, only to slide across a wet spot, hence a name like Mud Corner. Just past the halfway point is Copperhead Corner, but don't relax yet. You've got to cope with Little Whip, Guard Rail Cliff and Hog Pen Bend.
I've named many of the big turns. The short links and lengths connecting them will keep you constantly occupied. This is not a comfy run for two-up on a bike. In a car, your passenger had better have eaten lightly. Here's why: Triple Apex Corner comes right after Ron's Run, and both will demand your attention. Cat Tail Straight gives you a quick breather if you don't flatfoot it, but why slow down now?
Peering through the dense trees, you might catch a glimpse of Calderwood Dam. The Tail of the Dragon Overlook (8.8 miles) is a tempting stop, but most road warriors will press on through the Pearly Gates, dive into The Whip, and leave something for Rocket Corner before blasting down Revenuer's Straight. The famous Robert Mitchum film, Thunder Road, was filmed here in 1958. So was Two-Lane Blacktop in 1971. It's easy to see why.
Novices slow for the Beginner's End (10.7 miles), but the real Dragon finish line is just over Tabcat Bridge. Take a quick break, then run the route backward to Deal's Gap.
Great roads make great drives. And if you haven't twisted the Dragon's Tail, what are you waiting for?
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